Silly Sayings
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
- Nicholas Murray Butler
I’m gonna live forever, or die trying.
- Joseph Heller
Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defense.
A friend is someone who’s there when he needs you.
- Anon
Don’t drink and drive you might spill your beer.
Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand.
- Benny Hill
Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature.
To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.
- Bess Myerson
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
- Hubert Humphrey
Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- Anon
If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
- J.P. Getty
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
Most good judgement comes from experience.
Most experience comes from bad judgement.
Committee – a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
- M. Berle