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Guest Quotes and Sayings

Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.
- Author Unknown

Every guest hates the others, and the host hates them all.
Albanian Proverbs

A daily guest is a thief in the kitchen.
Proverb

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
- Benjamin Franklin

A guest never forgets the host who had treated him kindly.
- Homer

The first day, a guest; the second, a burden; the third, a pest.
- Edouard R. Laboulaye

If it were not for guests all houses would be graves.
- Kahlil Gibran

To be an ideal guest, stay at home.
- Edgar Watson Howe

The magic formula that successful businesses have discovered is to treat customers like guests and employees like people.
- Tom Peters

The ornaments of your house will be the guests who frequent it.
- Anonymous

A civil guest will no more talk all, than eat all the feast.
- George Herheri

To buy very good wine nowadays requires only money. To serve it to your guests is a sign of fatigue.
- William F. Buckley, Jr.

Humility is a virtue, and it is a virtue innate in guests.
- Max Beerbohm

Superior people never make long visits.
- Marianne Moore