SAYINGS and QUOTES

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
- Anonymous

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
- Ed Howe

Babies haven’t any hair;
Old men’s heads are just as bare;
Between the cradle and the grave
Lie a haircut and a shave.
- Samuel Hoffenstein

A crying baby is the best form of birth control.
- Carole Tabron

Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful.
- Charles

Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy’s heart instead of her tummy.
- Anonymous

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.
- Mark Twain

A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.
- B.C. Seifert

Children are our most valuable natural resource.
- Herbert Hoover

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
- Jeff Foxworthy

I can’t think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
- Douglas Feaver

Every baby needs a lap.
- Henry Robin

Double the love and double the joy, we’ve been blessed with two baby boys.
- Anonymous

Bottles, booties, bibs and more, let’s shower the baby with gifts galore.
- Anonymous

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
- E.G. Smith

Babies fill a hole in your heart that you never knew existed.
- Anonymous

Babies are such a nice way to start people.
- Don Herrold

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<p>A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.<br /> - Anonymous</p> <p>Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.<br /> - Ed Howe</p> <p>Babies haven’t any hair;<br /> Old men’s heads are just as bare;<br /> Between the cradle and the grave<br /> Lie a haircut and a shave.<br /> - Samuel Hoffenstein</p> <p>A crying baby is the best form of birth control.<br /> - Carole Tabron</p> <p>Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful.<br /> - Charles</p> <p>Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy’s heart instead of her tummy.<br /> - Anonymous</p> <p>A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.<br /> - Mark Twain</p> <p>A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.<br /> - B.C. Seifert</p> <p>Children are our most valuable natural resource.<br /> - Herbert Hoover</p> <p>Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.<br /> - Jeff Foxworthy</p> <p>I can’t think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.<br /> - Douglas Feaver</p> <p>Every baby needs a lap.<br /> - Henry Robin</p> <p>Double the love and double the joy, we’ve been blessed with two baby boys.<br /> - Anonymous</p> <p>Bottles, booties, bibs and more, let’s shower the baby with gifts galore.<br /> - Anonymous</p> <p>It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.<br /> - E.G. Smith</p> <p>Babies fill a hole in your heart that you never knew existed.<br /> - Anonymous</p> <p>Babies are such a nice way to start people.<br /> - Don Herrold</p> from <a href="http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/baby-quotes-and-sayings/">Baby Quotes and Sayings</a>