Clever Quotes and Sayings

81 Comments to “Clever Quotes and Sayings”

• Cha-che says:

  June 8, 2008 at 12:11 am

  If you have a house on both sides of the fence you’re bound to have green grass
• Jessica says:

  June 7, 2008 at 3:56 pm

  -The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat
  -Expierence is the worst teacher, it gives the test before giving the lesson.
• Robert Allan says:

  June 6, 2008 at 10:12 am

  You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
• Chrissy says:

  May 27, 2008 at 1:20 pm

  Knowledge is power. Power is strong. Garlic is strong. Ergo, knowledge is garlic.
• Chrissy says:

  May 27, 2008 at 1:09 pm

  It dose not matter if the question is wrong, as long as the answer is right; if you want sense make it yourself.
• cornpop says:

  May 27, 2008 at 8:46 am

  he who stands on pot; high on pot
• Amy Mailliard says:

  May 24, 2008 at 5:38 pm

  Fools are always in the line of fire. The wise will avoid the line altogether.
• chuffy35@hotmail.com says:

  May 13, 2008 at 6:45 am

  no gods believe in yourself
• Jamie says:

  May 4, 2008 at 11:42 am

  If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!
• ..... says:

  April 14, 2008 at 4:54 am

  love is the name,s*x is th game,forget the name and play the game!