Clever Quotes and Sayings
Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a [...]
June 8th, 2008 at 12:11 am
If you have a house on both sides of the fence you’re bound to have green grass
June 7th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
-The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat
-Expierence is the worst teacher, it gives the test before giving the lesson.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:12 am
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
May 27th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Knowledge is power. Power is strong. Garlic is strong. Ergo, knowledge is garlic.
May 27th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
It dose not matter if the question is wrong, as long as the answer is right; if you want sense make it yourself.
May 27th, 2008 at 8:46 am
he who stands on pot; high on pot
May 24th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Fools are always in the line of fire. The wise will avoid the line altogether.
May 13th, 2008 at 6:45 am
no gods believe in yourself
May 4th, 2008 at 11:42 am
If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!
April 14th, 2008 at 4:54 am
love is the name,s*x is th game,forget the name and play the game!
March 30th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
love is the only thing that can pull you out of hell
March 30th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
if you ask questions your bound to hear lies
March 26th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
worth little more than a fourth part of the corn which they were formerly trade. This bullion, as it circulates among different commercial
March 26th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Memory is a reminder of what you’ll never have again.
March 25th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
On the other hand you have different fingers.
March 25th, 2008 at 3:38 am
you just call me a bitch?!
well..
a bitch is a dog
a dog barks
bark belongs to a tree
a tree belongs to nature
and nature is beautiful
so
thanks for the compliment
March 1st, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
February 22nd, 2008 at 6:46 pm
When you mess up,another person messes up with you so dont be down.
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:38 am
People make mistakes all the time, unfortunately you were one of them.
January 31st, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Is common sense really common?