Clever Quotes and Sayings
Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a [...]
November 20th, 2008 at 2:31 am
“Time Flies like an arrow…fruit fly’s like a banana!”
November 15th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
If it can\’t be fixed with chewing gum and gaffer tape. Then, it just can\’t be fixed.
November 14th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
I plan to live forever…So far so good….
November 14th, 2008 at 2:17 am
It’s funny that the disabled toilets are actually available!
November 10th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
on the other hand…you have diffrent fingers haha
November 7th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
A word to the wise isn’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice
November 7th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
English is a funny language–that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway
November 7th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
I’d rather be pissed off than pissed on.
November 7th, 2008 at 9:26 am
If you don’t think every day is a good day, just try missing one.
November 4th, 2008 at 10:34 am
10% luck 20% skill 15% concerntrated power of will…5% pleasure 50% pain…100% reasons to remember my name!!!
October 30th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
This is your brain: Egg
This is your brain on drugs: Fried Egg
Anyone else getting hungry?
October 27th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
I’m not conceited, but if I was…I would have every right to be!
October 14th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
They say the grass is greener on the other side………
I say…Mow your own damn grass.
October 2nd, 2008 at 5:08 pm
I don’t think; therefore im not
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:55 pm
“You are my scientist because I am your Lab.”
September 9th, 2008 at 10:09 am
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public school.
July 30th, 2008 at 8:28 am
taste the rainbow…..eat crayons!!!!
July 30th, 2008 at 8:27 am
taste the rainbow…..eat crayons!!!
July 26th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
I don’t remember everything I HAVE read but I do remember everything that IS red.
June 13th, 2008 at 8:38 am
cornpop, you messed up one of my favorites. It’s:
He who stands on *toilet* is high on pot.
But the most profound statement of all is:
“I can’t believe it’s not butter!”