Comical Quotes and Sayings
Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Never eat with your mouth full.
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is.
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July 28th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
well……….all quotes here are all nice.
They changed my lifestyle.
Thanks !
June 10th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
he who stand on toilet is high on pot
June 10th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
if at first yee do not suceed, dont try parachuting
June 10th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
If at first you don’t succeed….skydiving is not for you .
June 8th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
if you fell into a barrel full of tits you’d come up sucking ya thumb
May 25th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
wow some of these r funny some rn’t that funny though
May 21st, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Avotica… dont belive everything you see on chamrmed
April 30th, 2008 at 10:29 am
The earlly bird gets the worm, but what happens to the earlly worm?
April 30th, 2008 at 10:28 am
When life makes your balls itch, scratch ‘em
March 30th, 2008 at 11:23 am
the more gay people there are in the world the better chance i have of finding a good wife
March 29th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
i ran in 2 my husbond so i put it in revers n ran over him again
March 29th, 2008 at 5:02 am
If you never try, you will never fail. If you never fail, you will never learn, and if you never learn, you will probably be too stupid not to try.
The early bird gets the worm, the early cat gets the bird, the early dog gets the cat. So I don’t mind when you call me bitch, because the dog get’s the upper hand.
A circle is always eternal, until scissors get involved.
There is no I in team, but there is definately one in win. So I can win, but you can’t.
Science isn’t able to explain all questions, because when you answer one question, two more come from the answer.
Once you know the answer the the question of life, you’ll wish you never asked.
March 29th, 2008 at 4:49 am
“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”
I have a problem with this one. If Lady Gediva hadn’t rode arounf on horseback, naked, we would all still probably look like nuns and monks!
March 20th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
The eairly bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
February 28th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
without ME its just aweso
February 21st, 2008 at 6:16 pm
If you want to hoot with the owls, you’ve ggot to soar with the eagles. But what if you dont want to soar with the eagles because you like the owls better?
You really have got to understand the saying to laugh at this one.
February 12th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
All the good things in life will either kill you, make you fat, or get someone pregnant!
February 7th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
drive defensively, buy a tank.
February 7th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
that which does not kill me, better run pretty damn fast
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:40 am
Don’t be Superstitious, just a little stitious…