Comical Quotes and Sayings
Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Never eat with your mouth full.
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is.
Having a [...]
April 12th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
THE SECRET TO LIFE: nodd your head and look smart!!
March 30th, 2009 at 7:18 am
friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings…
March 15th, 2009 at 6:47 am
7 out of 3 people dont get fractions
January 25th, 2009 at 5:22 am
your mums so fat she got baptised in sea world!
January 21st, 2009 at 12:34 pm
i f u want some get some…..words
January 19th, 2009 at 11:49 am
” Life’s a bitch, because if it were a slut, it would be too easy.”
January 14th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Get some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……tatters, so that you can motorboat them ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!!!!!!
January 14th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Tatters are essential in life…. so use them well
December 31st, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Life is hard and then you die , and then you have to explain things to the almighty – so maybe life isn’t hard afterall?
December 31st, 2008 at 2:31 pm
If Life is a bitch , Why not adupt a puppy?
December 17th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
You can not love someone who was never truly loved
December 17th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
“You can not love someone who was never truly loved.”
December 13th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 2nd, 2008 at 8:19 pm
true love is being able to say i hate you
November 22nd, 2008 at 10:04 pm
i can levitate birds but nobody cares
November 15th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
You couldn’t pour water out of a bucket, if the instructions were written underneath.
October 4th, 2008 at 12:39 am
It’s easy to stay in shape. Round is a shape.
August 5th, 2008 at 3:40 am
save a horse…ride a cowboy (thats my friends)
I don’t descriminate… I hate everyone (thats mine, its not great but I like it)
August 1st, 2008 at 2:32 am
Did you know that 50% of people are below average
Why is santa clause so jolly . . . he knows where all the bad girls live!
Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who dont
July 29th, 2008 at 6:16 am
mam i maybe drunk, but in the morning ill be sober and youll still be ugly- Winston Churchill