Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Never eat with your mouth full.
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is.
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March 11th, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Lady Nancy Astor to Churchill: “If I were your wife, I would put poison in your coffee!”
Winston Churchill: “Ma’am if I were your husband, I would drink it!”
March 8th, 2010 at 1:15 pm
IF A FLY DIDNT HAVE WINGS, WOULD IT BE CALLED A WALK ?
February 16th, 2010 at 10:11 am
Don’t pick me up before I fall
December 15th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
If at first you don’t succeed…keep on suckin’ til you do succeed.
May 26th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
I’m busier than a cucumber in a women’s prison.
May 26th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Sometimes I wish I could throw magic dust on my problems and thy’d just dissappear, like a fairy or a crack addict….
May 26th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
I could have eaten alphabits and $hit out a better pick up line.
May 26th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken, all the free ones are handicapped
May 26th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get that warm feeling it brings.
May 25th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
I may not be a genius, but I’m not an idiot.
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same.
Give me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed cause they were annoying.