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Life is short and so is money.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
Divide and conquer.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
Being cool, is not trying to be cool.
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
Patience [...]
April 24th, 2009 at 7:30 am
life is to short to worry about how short life is
April 23rd, 2009 at 1:01 am
early to bed early to rise makes a man husband and wife
April 15th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
life is to short but so am i!
March 31st, 2009 at 5:04 pm
u are a midget + an M – an M
So that makes you an Idget Midget!
March 31st, 2009 at 5:02 pm
The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams!
March 31st, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Dream as if you will live forever
Live as if you will die today!
March 31st, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Be careful when a guy tells you he loves you from the bottom of his heart
There may be room for another girl on top.
<3
February 11th, 2009 at 10:00 am
They say my face looks weired they dont know my face changes when i see them
January 19th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
sometimes you just have to play ball, and must of the time you are the ball.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
mourn the losses because they are many,
but celebrate the victories because they are few
January 6th, 2009 at 1:37 am
dont shit, where u sleep, it gets smelly!!
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Parents~
Spend the first 2 yrs of yuuur live teaching to how to walk nd talk
and the next 16 telling you to shut up and sit down !!
December 13th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.
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A friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be somewhere else.
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Only your real friends tell you when your face is dirty.
November 30th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Friends are like bra’s, close to your heart and there for support x3
November 24th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.
November 18th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
I wish i were a little kid again…skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts <3
November 18th, 2008 at 10:55 am
people r like wow these gals r always 2gether dam right cause were best friends 4ever
November 10th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
frienship is like peeing yourself everyone can see it but only you can feel the warth that it brings
November 7th, 2008 at 10:09 am
come to the dark side. we haff cOOkies!
October 4th, 2008 at 12:21 am
a word to the wise is not important,
what is important is a word to the DUMB