Behind every successful woman… is a basket of dirty laundry.
- Sally Forth

The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind.

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
- Mahatma Gandhi

A clean fighter in a dirty game.
- Wilfrid Diamond

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
- Patrick Dennis

I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
- David Boreanaz

Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.
- Gregory Null

We’re dirty pop. It’s a trend now, but we were the first ones to do it!
- Justin Timberlake

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
- Patrick Dennis

I’m a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
- Tori Amos

You’re a woman who’s been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but you’ll have to stay in the garage all night.
- Groucho Marx

If American politics are too dirty for women to take part in, there’s something wrong with American politics.
- Edna Ferber

I think a girl can be feminine even if she’s an athlete. You just can’t be afraid to get dirty.
- Dana Hill

It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
- George Burns

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47 Responses to “Dirty Quotes and Sayings”

  1. Ed says:

    The only way to eliminate temptation is to yield to it ;-)

  2. Eric says:

    If you were a door……ill slam you all night

  3. Jay Perkins says:

    Its In Religion, Sex And Everything We Do And Say

  4. mOBSCENE.xx says:

    a female is the only living thing that can bleed without a lagitamit reason.

  5. sydney says:

    I have a dirty mouth but i can do great things with it ;D

  6. Kenster says:

    roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and i’ll show u some power

  7. jack says:

    the mouth exist for two things,the second is…the girls know better

  8. jessie says:

    i love it when you f**k me dirty, even when you are a little nerdy

  9. Mr Connor says:

    I came out of the closet

  10. Jessie says:

    Wood is hard, f**k me hard

  11. Mr C........... says:

    Rub me, please me, baby just don\’t leave me

  12. dianna says:

    …oOohHh men!!!

    i told uUu,s*x is not that dirty at all.

    only some makes it dirty…

  13. K I T T Y says:

    1. iF i was a FLOWER would you PICK me? iF i was a LOLLY would you lick me? iF i was sweet would u suck me? iF i asked you nicely would you f**k me?

    2. Your legs r NICE wat time do they open?

    3. Sing a song of bum s*x an ass full of c*m, 4 + 20 fat c**ks shoved up your bum. When the o*gys over ur bum begins to sing, wasn’t it a bad idea to take it up the ring.

    4. Love is good,love is golden. love shld b made in the back of a holden…… If u dnt like it or if u get bored, become a homos*xual & f**k in a ford.

    5. Roses r red, violets r corney, when i think of u oh baby i get horny. So eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, suck me, f**k me very slowly. if u kiss me dont be sassy, use some tongue and make it nasty.

    jst a few i like. its good 2 b DIRTY ! its 2 funny not 2 b

  14. lisa says:

    wanna shag wanna ride come 2 mie im waiting inside **

    touch me tease me come on baby please me**

    s* ISNT the answer… s*x s the Question YES is the answer !!

  15. oliviababay says:

    the guys can wear the pants in this house as long as they take them off every once in a while =]

    ooo lala

    haha

  16. amber says:

    oi oi my eyes r closed my heart is open my legs r here 4 u too open

  17. Canadian Drinker says:

    How Do You Know If A Blonde’s Been Driving Your Car?
    If The Stick Shift’s All Sticky

  18. scarlett says:

    Words guys dont want to hear, DONT,
    && STOP
    unless you put them together [dont stop]

  19. katie says:

    s*x is like math
    add the bed
    subtract the clothes
    divide the legs
    and pray to god you dont multiply

  20. JOHN says:

    I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE MY CARS FAST AND LOOSE

  21. Lynn says:

    oh yea another is hockey goalies can’t have a girlfriend because there’s only two pads and three periods….hahaha\

  22. Lynn says:

    here’s one Behind every b*tch there’s a guy who made her that way
    math is like s*x you add the bed subtract the clothes divid the legs and multiply

    haha I love them

  23. sara says:

    Hey people never told me that getting dirty is bad so wach out

  24. aaaaaaaaaayyyyyyaaaaaa says:

    my love

  25. lilly Barton says:

    The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 of the people on earth take up 75% of the worlds population!!!

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