Behind every successful woman… is a basket of dirty laundry.
- Sally Forth
The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind.
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
- Mahatma Gandhi
A clean fighter in a dirty game.
- Wilfrid Diamond
I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
- Patrick Dennis
I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
- David Boreanaz
Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.
- Gregory Null
We’re dirty pop. It’s a trend now, but we were the first ones to do it!
- Justin Timberlake
I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
- Patrick Dennis
I’m a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
- Tori Amos
You’re a woman who’s been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but you’ll have to stay in the garage all night.
- Groucho Marx
If American politics are too dirty for women to take part in, there’s something wrong with American politics.
- Edna Ferber
I think a girl can be feminine even if she’s an athlete. You just can’t be afraid to get dirty.
- Dana Hill
It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
- George Burns
The only way to eliminate temptation is to yield to it
If you were a door……ill slam you all night
Its In Religion, Sex And Everything We Do And Say
a female is the only living thing that can bleed without a lagitamit reason.
I have a dirty mouth but i can do great things with it ;D
roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and i’ll show u some power
the mouth exist for two things,the second is…the girls know better
i love it when you f**k me dirty, even when you are a little nerdy
I came out of the closet
Wood is hard, f**k me hard
Rub me, please me, baby just don\’t leave me
…oOohHh men!!!
i told uUu,s*x is not that dirty at all.
only some makes it dirty…
1. iF i was a FLOWER would you PICK me? iF i was a LOLLY would you lick me? iF i was sweet would u suck me? iF i asked you nicely would you f**k me?
2. Your legs r NICE wat time do they open?
3. Sing a song of bum s*x an ass full of c*m, 4 + 20 fat c**ks shoved up your bum. When the o*gys over ur bum begins to sing, wasn’t it a bad idea to take it up the ring.
4. Love is good,love is golden. love shld b made in the back of a holden…… If u dnt like it or if u get bored, become a homos*xual & f**k in a ford.
5. Roses r red, violets r corney, when i think of u oh baby i get horny. So eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, suck me, f**k me very slowly. if u kiss me dont be sassy, use some tongue and make it nasty.
jst a few i like. its good 2 b DIRTY ! its 2 funny not 2 b
wanna shag wanna ride come 2 mie im waiting inside **
touch me tease me come on baby please me**
s* ISNT the answer… s*x s the Question YES is the answer !!
the guys can wear the pants in this house as long as they take them off every once in a while =]
ooo lala
haha
oi oi my eyes r closed my heart is open my legs r here 4 u too open
How Do You Know If A Blonde’s Been Driving Your Car?
If The Stick Shift’s All Sticky
Words guys dont want to hear, DONT,
&& STOP
unless you put them together [dont stop]
s*x is like math
add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
and pray to god you dont multiply
I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE MY CARS FAST AND LOOSE
oh yea another is hockey goalies can’t have a girlfriend because there’s only two pads and three periods….hahaha\
here’s one Behind every b*tch there’s a guy who made her that way
math is like s*x you add the bed subtract the clothes divid the legs and multiply
haha I love them
Hey people never told me that getting dirty is bad so wach out
my love
The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 of the people on earth take up 75% of the worlds population!!!