Behind every successful woman… is a basket of dirty laundry.
- Sally Forth
The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind.
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
- Mahatma Gandhi
A clean fighter in a dirty game.
- Wilfrid Diamond
I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
- Patrick Dennis
I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
- David Boreanaz
Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.
- Gregory Null
We’re dirty pop. It’s a trend now, but we were the first ones to do it!
- Justin Timberlake
I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
- Patrick Dennis
I’m a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
- Tori Amos
You’re a woman who’s been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but you’ll have to stay in the garage all night.
- Groucho Marx
If American politics are too dirty for women to take part in, there’s something wrong with American politics.
- Edna Ferber
I think a girl can be feminine even if she’s an athlete. You just can’t be afraid to get dirty.
- Dana Hill
It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
- George Burns
March 10th, 2010 at 3:55 pm
don’t listen to the little head down there, you may lose it…
January 18th, 2010 at 10:27 pm
kissing is a sin
$ex is a shame
boys get all the fun,girls get all the blame
one night of pleasure
for nine months of pains
three days in the hospital with a baby to name
boys say they love you
boys say your fine
but when you say i’m pregnant
they say ITS NOT MINE!
January 18th, 2010 at 8:04 pm
$ex is evil
$ex is class
whip me baby
spank my ass
69ER doggy style
fuk me harder
and make me smile
if you want me in the sack
lick your lips and write me back>!
December 25th, 2009 at 6:14 am
Performing oral $ex on a woman is like eating a slice of pizza. Its hot, juicy and leaves your lips really shiny. Above all, you’ll be smelling your upper lip for the rest of the day.
December 15th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
a cat and a roster standing by a pool.
The cat falls in. The roster laughs.
The moral of this story is a wet pu$$y always gives a c0ck a good time.