Behind every successful woman… is a basket of dirty laundry.
- Sally Forth

The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind.

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
- Mahatma Gandhi

A clean fighter in a dirty game.
- Wilfrid Diamond

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
- Patrick Dennis

I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
- David Boreanaz

Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.
- Gregory Null

We’re dirty pop. It’s a trend now, but we were the first ones to do it!
- Justin Timberlake

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
- Patrick Dennis

I’m a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
- Tori Amos

You’re a woman who’s been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but you’ll have to stay in the garage all night.
- Groucho Marx

If American politics are too dirty for women to take part in, there’s something wrong with American politics.
- Edna Ferber

I think a girl can be feminine even if she’s an athlete. You just can’t be afraid to get dirty.
- Dana Hill

It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
- George Burns

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45 Responses to “Dirty Quotes and Sayings”

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  1. 45
    Peter Says:

    don’t listen to the little head down there, you may lose it…

  2. 44
    paige basista Says:

    kissing is a sin
    $ex is a shame
    boys get all the fun,girls get all the blame
    one night of pleasure
    for nine months of pains
    three days in the hospital with a baby to name
    boys say they love you
    boys say your fine
    but when you say i’m pregnant
    they say ITS NOT MINE!

  3. 43
    Crystal Says:

    $ex is evil
    $ex is class
    whip me baby
    spank my ass
    69ER doggy style
    fuk me harder
    and make me smile
    if you want me in the sack
    lick your lips and write me back>!

  4. 42
    enry Ontaneda Says:

    Performing oral $ex on a woman is like eating a slice of pizza. Its hot, juicy and leaves your lips really shiny. Above all, you’ll be smelling your upper lip for the rest of the day.

  5. 41
    leigh baby Says:

    a cat and a roster standing by a pool.
    The cat falls in. The roster laughs.
    The moral of this story is a wet pu$$y always gives a c0ck a good time.

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