Dirty Quotes and Sayings
Behind every successful woman… is a basket of dirty laundry.
- Sally Forth
The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind.
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
- Mahatma Gandhi
A clean fighter in a dirty game.
- Wilfrid Diamond
I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
- Patrick Dennis
I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
- David Boreanaz
Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.
- Gregory Null
We’re dirty pop. It’s a trend now, but we were the first ones to do it!
- Justin Timberlake
I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
- Patrick Dennis
I’m a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
- Tori Amos
You’re a woman who’s been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but you’ll have to stay in the garage all night.
- Groucho Marx
If American politics are too dirty for women to take part in, there’s something wrong with American politics.
- Edna Ferber
I think a girl can be feminine even if she’s an athlete. You just can’t be afraid to get dirty.
- Dana Hill
It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
- George Burns
August 12th, 2009 at 4:36 am
A religious war is like two five year olds arguing over who has the strongest imaginary friend
July 7th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
ok i dont know ware i heard these but ok
1 life is like a d!ck wene it gets hard say aw and fu*k it
2 $ex is like a game of poker if u dont have a good partner u better have a damn good hand
July 6th, 2009 at 9:04 am
Behind every door there….
is a dirty little little girl
June 18th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Nice legs! what time do they open?
June 8th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Anyone know a saying that goes something about being hot a a fox in a fire?
June 5th, 2009 at 6:53 am
these are all shocking. u all need 2 get a life or die
May 30th, 2009 at 4:18 am
If a boy tells you to $uck it, tell him…Sorry my mom said not to put small things in my mouth.
April 25th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
the next time you’re ma$turbating think of what your gaurdian angel is thinking…
April 7th, 2009 at 4:44 am
$ex is good, $ex is fine, doggy$style or 69
April 2nd, 2009 at 2:30 pm
I REALLY LIKED THE BOWLING BOWL ONE. WHEN I FIRST READ IT I WOULDNT STOP LAUGHING IT WAS SO FREAKIN FUNNY.
March 12th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
bowling balls are like whores, you finger em once and throw back in the alley but they always come back for more.
February 20th, 2009 at 10:15 am
family is like a circle there is endless love …
February 10th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
- Mahatma Gandhi
This saying should have been categorized as Inspirational Saying and not Dirty Saying.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
poeple don’t plan to fail, they fail to plan
January 28th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
a peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss is a kiss, without some tounge .
January 16th, 2009 at 7:28 am
The only way to eliminate temptation is to yield to it
December 28th, 2008 at 3:33 am
If you were a door……ill slam you all night
December 14th, 2008 at 12:52 am
Its In Religion, Sex And Everything We Do And Say
December 1st, 2008 at 4:36 pm
a female is the only living thing that can bleed without a lagitamit reason.
October 28th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
I have a dirty mouth but i can do great things with it ;D