Behind every successful woman… is a basket of dirty laundry.
- Sally Forth
The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind.
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
- Mahatma Gandhi
A clean fighter in a dirty game.
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October 24th, 2008 at 11:13 am
roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and i’ll show u some power
October 15th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
the mouth exist for two things,the second is…the girls know better
October 7th, 2008 at 11:51 am
i love it when you f**k me dirty, even when you are a little nerdy
October 3rd, 2008 at 11:38 am
I came out of the closet
October 3rd, 2008 at 11:34 am
Wood is hard, f**k me hard
October 1st, 2008 at 11:32 am
Rub me, please me, baby just don\’t leave me
September 18th, 2008 at 4:46 am
…oOohHh men!!!
i told uUu,s*x is not that dirty at all.
only some makes it dirty…
August 3rd, 2008 at 7:18 am
1. iF i was a FLOWER would you PICK me? iF i was a LOLLY would you lick me? iF i was sweet would u suck me? iF i asked you nicely would you f**k me?
2. Your legs r NICE wat time do they open?
3. Sing a song of bum s*x an ass full of c*m, 4 + 20 fat c**ks shoved up your bum. When the o*gys over ur bum begins to sing, wasn’t it a bad idea to take it up the ring.
4. Love is good,love is golden. love shld b made in the back of a holden…… If u dnt like it or if u get bored, become a homos*xual & f**k in a ford.
5. Roses r red, violets r corney, when i think of u oh baby i get horny. So eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, suck me, f**k me very slowly. if u kiss me dont be sassy, use some tongue and make it nasty.
jst a few i like. its good 2 b DIRTY ! its 2 funny not 2 b
July 19th, 2008 at 8:46 am
wanna shag wanna ride come 2 mie im waiting inside **
touch me tease me come on baby please me**
s* ISNT the answer… s*x s the Question YES is the answer !!
July 16th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
the guys can wear the pants in this house as long as they take them off every once in a while =]
ooo lala
haha
July 15th, 2008 at 11:16 am
oi oi my eyes r closed my heart is open my legs r here 4 u too open
June 23rd, 2008 at 1:21 am
How Do You Know If A Blonde’s Been Driving Your Car?
If The Stick Shift’s All Sticky
May 28th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Words guys dont want to hear, DONT,
&& STOP
unless you put them together [dont stop]
May 27th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
s*x is like math
add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
and pray to god you dont multiply
May 25th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE MY CARS FAST AND LOOSE
April 21st, 2008 at 4:17 pm
oh yea another is hockey goalies can’t have a girlfriend because there’s only two pads and three periods….hahaha\
April 21st, 2008 at 4:16 pm
here’s one Behind every b*tch there’s a guy who made her that way
math is like s*x you add the bed subtract the clothes divid the legs and multiply
haha I love them
April 9th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Hey people never told me that getting dirty is bad so wach out
February 28th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
my love
February 1st, 2008 at 4:17 pm
The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 of the people on earth take up 75% of the worlds population!!!