Most peoples common perception of emo is someone who is very emotional. Some people just consider emo to be a sense of style. So find more by reading the emo sayings below .

I wish my lawn mower was emo so it would cut itself.

I hurt myself, so I can feel alive.

It’s quite ironic that in life, the person that brings out the best in you and the one that makes you strong is actually your weakness..

“If I’m such and important person, why do you stutter when i ask you if you know my name?”

“If you love me so much, why are you walking away?”

“Can you give me a reason for coming out of the closet?”

Your coment cheered me up.

Since when was my name on the attendance, am i really that important?”

Sometimes if you love someone so much, it will actually hurt more.

Here we are! A compilation of some of Dan’s best emoisms from the past week.

“Life is worthless. Would you please leave me Evelyn so that I can end it all? You’re the only reason I’m living for and I wanna start dying.”

“Mother suspects that I’m a gayer. She stormed into the room with your dress that I had borrowed last night. I think she found it on the stairs, which is where I left it after coming home drunk earlier.”

“I think I’m dying Evelyn. I can hear the vampire bats of death flapping away in my head like an insane drill of doom”

“What’s the point in eating when you just end up crapping it all out anyway?”

“What’s the point in ever trying to be happy when the very pursuit of happiness is what makes you miserable.”

“I tried to cut myself last night to Joy Division with my toothbrush. I was sitting there trying to peel away as many layers of skin as I could but I couldn’t make a serious dent in my arm. I kept doing it for half an hour. My mother actually thought I was brushing my teeth for that long!”

“Jesus didn’t have to go through half of the pain I’m experiencing now. At least he knew he was special. I have no such assurances. I’m just another outbreak of the human virus which has contaminated Planet Earth.”

“There is such beauty in despair Evelyn, don’t you think?”

“I tried to suffocate myself in the cupboard last night, but I came out when I heard the theme tune to Lost. I simply can’t afford to miss an episode of that show.”

“Euthenasia sounds like such a good idea. Why can’t young people sign up for it voluntarily? I’m tired of waking up every morning and crying into my Rice Krispies. It’s just Sob, Splutter and Sob for me, every goddamn day.”

“I’ve never felt I’ve been valued by anyone. I’m just a waste of space that everyone ignores, like a ghost without a home.”

“Sometimes I want to break out of his vacuum but I just can’t. The space demons keep calling me back into the void. I feel comfortable there!”

“I want to die but I can’t think of a way to end it all that involves cotton wool. I’m terrified of blades.”

“I wish I was a duck, then I wouldn’t have to give a damn y’know? I could just sit there in the pond and float about, eating scraps of bread. It’s my idea of heaven y’know? Perhaps that’s what happens when you die and you’ve been good! You go to the great pond on the sky where the Lord will feed you bits of bread for all eternity”

“I’m tired of being made the scapegoat in life. I feel like I’m being persecuted at every possible moment. Even if a kitty comes up to me I’m suspicious of it’s motives. I know it’s just there to make a fool out of me.”

“If God exists why did He have to give me such a horrible looking body? I mean what’s the point in having nipples if you are a man? I’ve tried biting them off in the past but I doubt I could handle the pain. I don’t know what I’d say to Mother on the way to the hospital either……”

“Bill Hicks………how adorable! There’s just something about him that reminds me of a chipmunk. I’d love to feed him a bit of wood and stroke his wig. What do you mean he’s dead?”

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440 Responses to “Emo Quotes and Sayings”

  1. Unknows says:

    remember kids is down the road not across the street!
    MAKE IT COUNT!
    LOL :D

  2. dad says:

    u got more cut than a emos wrist

  3. Lauren says:

    oh man the nipple coment made me laugh soooo hard…. I don’t know what I’d tell my mom on the way to the hospital……LMFAO hahahahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehe

  4. Savannah says:

    After a while the tears begin to burn as they run down the cheeks of the broken hearted…thier only mask is a smile, thier closest friend is the dark corner, the time between tears begin to elaps and soon they can not stop crying, if you have ever broken a heart soon they will seek revenge and if they are anything like the boy i love they will break your heart back…i can no-longer look at the things he gave me without crying…my most prized possestion i can no longer wear…a beautiful watch he gave me last summer…the flowers that have survived are turning black and dying…the smile is getting harder to wear…parents will soon be repetedly asking questions…friends will drift away…i am only 13 and my heart’s been broken…i have constant thoughts of suicide…even though he is killing me i will always love him…weather i want to or not…he is no longer speaking to me and he refuses to look at me…i broke his heart in 2005…when he was my age…he is now 16 years old…i have known him for 10 years…and i will die for him </3

    –Savannah</3

  5. Christa says:

    She’s crying, she’s breaking, she’s lying, she’s faking,
    she’s hated & taunted
    she’s wanted & flaunted
    she’s a puppet on a string,
    an angel without a wing,
    she’s every girl you want her to be
    but she only wants her self esteem

    The Flowers I gave you have died, been lost, and thrown away, just like me!

    Everything I’ve done, everything I’ve gained, all means nothing now, a mere breath gone to waist

    Why am I depressed? Why do I like being alone? Because of all the pain you put me through

    And If I die, Maybe then you would notice me

    I’m so tired of pretending everything is ok, my tears are starting to show, and my smile is fading away

    I wish I was as invisible as you make me feel

    Don’t say you love me, unless you really mean it, because i might do something crazy like go off and believe it

    Sometimes I cry so hard from pleading…

    Smiles are no more than empty love

    Feel my pain, hear my screams, And watch me fade

    Not all scars show, not all wounds heal, sometimes you can’t always see, the pain someone feels

    A girl who is too sad to give a fu*k

    Lost in a world, full of hate

    Pain doesn’t hurt, when its all you’ve ever felt

    Sick of crying, tired of trying, yeah I’m smiling, but inside I’m dying

    Trapped inside the thing called life

    Suicide is pailess, its only life that hurts

    You told me not to talk to you, so I told myself not to cry, but not talking to you for days, just makes me wanna die

    I loved yo… but obviously, my love wasnt enough…. it never was….

    She is so scared to get close to anyone, because everyone that ever said “I’ll be there” has left her

    No love…. There is no love

    Black is the new white, Emo is the new prep, and Death is the new life

    The wounds will heal, the pain will subside, and the scars will go away that I’ve tried so hard to hide. But the memories will never leave, and the proof will always show, the lines upon my face, will tell you all you need to know

  6. bea says:

    if god loves me so much why did he leave me alone in the dark with nothing but a razor blade

  7. ALYSSA says:

    Good ones like

    “teddies dont hug back but sometimes there all you’ve got” &
    “if i promise not to kill you can i have a hug”
    “i made you a cookie but i eated it”
    the sword comes out after you eated right?”

    thats the good sh*t not i stuffed myself in a cupboard and came out for a tv show especially Lost wtf sh*t show oc, summerheights high, summerland, supernatural and gostwhisperer are good shows not lost wtf u guys suck ey if ur gonna projet yourself as emo then do it properly coz all those fags out there puttin on an act have no idea what emo is. those are the ppl that fu**ed it up for all of us. think bak 5-7 years emo wasnt a big deal, ppl could walk around un noticed in our black, red ad striped clothes now look what theyve done, now everyone looks at the “freaks” the people that put it on for show.
    EMO ISNT A STYLE…..ITS AN ATTITUDE

    The real emo’s the people that actually are goin thru pain, the people that have had a rough life, a bad childhood, having to go thru devorce 3 times, having their hearts broken countless times, being used and manipulated only to find out months even years later, having to go throughabusive relationships, having their best friends kill themselves, being raped, or having people bah them up because they are emo, being teased about glasses or braces and all those little thngs that seem unimportant at the time added up over the years until they finnaly crack, when we get to the point where we have seriously twisted dreams, we have thoughts about self harm, we get that scared and we dwell on all the bad things that have happened that we turn those thoughts into actions and finally kill ourselves.
    emo is love.
    you dont have to like it but u do have to accept it.
    u guys shuld get off your high horses and stop fu**ing people over.
    being emo is a mix of troubled emotions, it all about tryin to find ourselves, trying to get bak on the right track, trying to find some form of pece inside the chaos of our horrifically disfigured and disfunctional loives, trying to find a place in the world for us. so many of us have turned down the wrong paths, we got drunk to forget all our troubles, took drugs, caused fights, cried ourselves to sleep, had to see numerous councellors, had to medicated, and me personally had to go thru my mother finding out that i slept with someone 3 years older than me and put a restraining order agaisnt him. this is somethin that is beyond me and u, its a lifestory, its REAL and its HARD but we manage to pull ourselves through it. we are the fighters, the real heros, are the people who can see past the stuff o the outside and see whats really there, we see through the lies, we see the tru qualities of the people we surround ourselves in.

    this sh*t is deep trust me i know all of the sh*t i’ve explained has happened to me except i havent killed myself………….

    ………..yet…..!!!
    so the next time you decide to abuse someone based on their colour or belief, or because of who they are just think they are they way they are for a reason not everybodys perfect we all judge but its when we are put to the test that we reveal our true measurements..

  8. silvertears1 says:

    feel’s my life fish without water
    feel’s it like food without sult
    simply feels lifeless

  9. Samm:) says:

    this is a bunch of dramatic crap. Emo’s dont state nothing like this. Its not there fault for who they are. They dont always wish to be dread, or to hurt themselfs. They’re individuals and probably better people then what you and your gay mates are. I’m sorry but you can’t label some one as this. Just try and get to know them. You’ll soon grow up and realise that they’re the same as you. You’re a labeler and a pathetic idiot.

  10. Jessie says:

    What is death but an escape from this world?
    What is love but something to cause you pain?
    What is a friend but a weekness?
    What am i but a simple human? I can do no good, i can make no differences, i can make no change.

  11. emo.nissa says:

    all of this is so true.

  12. Anonymous says:

    If you people think laughing at someone else’s pain is funny then your all fu**ing idiots. This stuff is deep. And it all makes sense. My silence is my sound. If you love me so much why are you walking away?? I love it all. I may not have the scars and cuts on my arms, but I don’t think this is funny.. All of the quotes are true to me. I’m the ugly duck in my family.. The one that not even my mom can figure out.. I’m the porciopine that no one loves because all of the guys I’ve evr dated never said i love you. They never showed that they cared. All guys are idiots I’ve heard it all before. And about the last comment beforemine.. Lindsey… Your fu**ing stupid. You have no clue Jesus even exsited. Earth was created as a small lump of astroid and had little volcano’s creating air. Mars was the same thing. So no I don’t believ god created earth. And I live with fu**ing GOSPEL FREAKS!

    I love all you guys who complimenbted these quptes but to the people like Lindsey. You can all burn in hell.

  13. wow says:

    these people posting comments take it all too seriously. its emo, enjoy it okay?

    funny how I can say that and i am emo? haha, i cut myself and i find it in me to laugh. but the obsessed christian bonzo freaks out. haha wowwww.. REALLy helping your religion there, buddy.

    anyways – I love them. the kitty, rice crispies, and the duck ones were great :D

  14. Aubrey. says:

    “screaming Is Music To My Ears,And Blood Is Like Candy… It’s So Sweet To Look At”

  15. Jules says:

    hahaha awwww this is kool i have neva left a thingy message on anything b4… hehe anyway… hmmmm what r u doin at the moment? stupid question i hav no idea who u are…! hmmm i am strange… yes i am any way… hav to go do home work… cya all lata… bye xoxox

  16. kali says:

    STOP BEING STEREOTYPICAL PEOPLE! LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST AND DONT BE RUDE TO OTHERS. EMOS DONT ALL CUT AND THESE ARE NOT FUNNY ONLY RUDE AND HORRIBLE…….GET REAL I LOVE ALL PEOPLE

  17. robbieeee says:

    sum of those are gay. but others are cool lol

  18. lindsey says:

    Jesus didn’t have to go through half of the pain I’m experiencing now. At least he knew he was special. I have no such assurances. I’m just another outbreak of the human virus which has contaminated Planet Earth.”
    REALLY NOT TRUE!! HE DIED FOR U AND IF U DONT SEE THAT THEN READ THE CRUAFIXION IN MATTHEW MARK LUKE OR JOHN

  19. Rose says:

    that was absolutly great keep it up.
    the only reason why I found this funny is because I have friends who say these things which made it seem so real.

  20. rebecca says:

    I find these extremely distasteful which is disappointing considering the other sections are really good……working with young people i witness first hand the negative impact of stupid stereotypes……ok gonna get off my soap box now

  21. logan says:

    yopu guys are important…everyone was put on this Earth for a reason..who cares what you like…i dont…god doesnt..its not all about looks..i bet you all are fun, funny, and pretty cool to hang out with..now im only 14 but i know a lot about life and could talk to you guys if you wanted me too. i have an AIM and an email…. xo runrrchicka xo & liltrackccrunner3@yahoo.com … im willing to listen because you guys are important..hit me up..
    LOGi LEiGH HANDi

  22. Poopiedoo says:

    My silence is my sound…

  23. kaide says:

    LOL.
    some of these are hilarious
    my favourite were the rice krispies one, the duck one, the one about the kid’s body, and the kitty one
    omg lol

  24. Natalia081 says:

    i love these emo quotes
    so……..
    awsome:)

    keep it up

    natalia

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