Emo Quotes and Sayings

I wish my lawn mower was emo so it would cut itself.

I hurt myself, so I can feel alive.

It’s quite ironic that in life, the person that brings out the best in you and the one that makes you strong is actually your weakness..

“If I’m such and important person, why do you stutter when i ask you if you know my name?”

“If you love me so much, why are you walking away?”

“Can you give me a reason for coming out of the closet?”

Your coment cheered me up.

Since when was my name on the attendance, am i really that important?”

Sometimes if you love someone so much, it will actually hurt more.

Here we are! A compilation of some of Dan’s best emoisms from the past week.

“Life is worthless. Would you please leave me Evelyn so that I can end it all? You’re the only reason I’m living for and I wanna start dying.”

“Mother suspects that I’m a gayer. She stormed into the room with your dress that I had borrowed last night. I think she found it on the stairs, which is where I left it after coming home drunk earlier.”

“I think I’m dying Evelyn. I can hear the vampire bats of death flapping away in my head like an insane drill of doom”

“What’s the point in eating when you just end up crapping it all out anyway?”

“What’s the point in ever trying to be happy when the very pursuit of happiness is what makes you miserable.”

“I tried to cut myself last night to Joy Division with my toothbrush. I was sitting there trying to peel away as many layers of skin as I could but I couldn’t make a serious dent in my arm. I kept doing it for half an hour. My mother actually thought I was brushing my teeth for that long!”

“Jesus didn’t have to go through half of the pain I’m experiencing now. At least he knew he was special. I have no such assurances. I’m just another outbreak of the human virus which has contaminated Planet Earth.”

“There is such beauty in despair Evelyn, don’t you think?”

“I tried to suffocate myself in the cupboard last night, but I came out when I heard the theme tune to Lost. I simply can’t afford to miss an episode of that show.”

“Euthenasia sounds like such a good idea. Why can’t young people sign up for it voluntarily? I’m tired of waking up every morning and crying into my Rice Krispies. It’s just Sob, Splutter and Sob for me, every goddamn day.”

“I’ve never felt I’ve been valued by anyone. I’m just a waste of space that everyone ignores, like a ghost without a home.”

“Sometimes I want to break out of his vacuum but I just can’t. The space demons keep calling me back into the void. I feel comfortable there!”

“I want to die but I can’t think of a way to end it all that involves cotton wool. I’m terrified of blades.”

“I wish I was a duck, then I wouldn’t have to give a damn y’know? I could just sit there in the pond and float about, eating scraps of bread. It’s my idea of heaven y’know? Perhaps that’s what happens when you die and you’ve been good! You go to the great pond on the sky where the Lord will feed you bits of bread for all eternity”

“I’m tired of being made the scapegoat in life. I feel like I’m being persecuted at every possible moment. Even if a kitty comes up to me I’m suspicious of it’s motives. I know it’s just there to make a fool out of me.”

“If God exists why did He have to give me such a horrible looking body? I mean what’s the point in having nipples if you are a man? I’ve tried biting them off in the past but I doubt I could handle the pain. I don’t know what I’d say to Mother on the way to the hospital either……”

“Bill Hicks………how adorable! There’s just something about him that reminds me of a chipmunk. I’d love to feed him a bit of wood and stroke his wig. What do you mean he’s dead?”

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69 Responses to “Emo Quotes and Sayings”

  1. hi

  2. i love these emo quotes
    so……..
    awsome:)

    keep it up

    natalia

  3. LOL.
    some of these are hilarious
    my favourite were the rice krispies one, the duck one, the one about the kid’s body, and the kitty one
    omg lol

  4. My silence is my sound…

  5. yopu guys are important…everyone was put on this Earth for a reason..who cares what you like…i dont…god doesnt..its not all about looks..i bet you all are fun, funny, and pretty cool to hang out with..now im only 14 but i know a lot about life and could talk to you guys if you wanted me too. i have an AIM and an email…. xo runrrchicka xo & liltrackccrunner3@yahoo.com … im willing to listen because you guys are important..hit me up..
    LOGi LEiGH HANDi

  6. I find these extremely distasteful which is disappointing considering the other sections are really good……working with young people i witness first hand the negative impact of stupid stereotypes……ok gonna get off my soap box now

  7. haha amazing!!!

  8. that was absolutly great keep it up.
    the only reason why I found this funny is because I have friends who say these things which made it seem so real.

  9. Jesus didn’t have to go through half of the pain I’m experiencing now. At least he knew he was special. I have no such assurances. I’m just another outbreak of the human virus which has contaminated Planet Earth.”
    REALLY NOT TRUE!! HE DIED FOR U AND IF U DONT SEE THAT THEN READ THE CRUAFIXION IN MATTHEW MARK LUKE OR JOHN

  10. sum of those are gay. but others are cool lol

  11. STOP BEING STEREOTYPICAL PEOPLE! LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST AND DONT BE RUDE TO OTHERS. EMOS DONT ALL CUT AND THESE ARE NOT FUNNY ONLY RUDE AND HORRIBLE…….GET REAL I LOVE ALL PEOPLE

  12. hahaha awwww this is kool i have neva left a thingy message on anything b4… hehe anyway… hmmmm what r u doin at the moment? stupid question i hav no idea who u are…! hmmm i am strange… yes i am any way… hav to go do home work… cya all lata… bye xoxox

  13. “screaming Is Music To My Ears,And Blood Is Like Candy… It’s So Sweet To Look At”

  14. these people posting comments take it all too seriously. its emo, enjoy it okay?

    funny how I can say that and i am emo? haha, i cut myself and i find it in me to laugh. but the obsessed christian bonzo freaks out. haha wowwww.. REALLy helping your religion there, buddy.

    anyways - I love them. the kitty, rice crispies, and the duck ones were great :D

  15. If you people think laughing at someone else’s pain is funny then your all fu**ing idiots. This stuff is deep. And it all makes sense. My silence is my sound. If you love me so much why are you walking away?? I love it all. I may not have the scars and cuts on my arms, but I don’t think this is funny.. All of the quotes are true to me. I’m the ugly duck in my family.. The one that not even my mom can figure out.. I’m the porciopine that no one loves because all of the guys I’ve evr dated never said i love you. They never showed that they cared. All guys are idiots I’ve heard it all before. And about the last comment beforemine.. Lindsey… Your fu**ing stupid. You have no clue Jesus even exsited. Earth was created as a small lump of astroid and had little volcano’s creating air. Mars was the same thing. So no I don’t believ god created earth. And I live with fu**ing GOSPEL FREAKS!

    I love all you guys who complimenbted these quptes but to the people like Lindsey. You can all burn in hell.

  16. all of this is so true.

  17. What is death but an escape from this world?
    What is love but something to cause you pain?
    What is a friend but a weekness?
    What am i but a simple human? I can do no good, i can make no differences, i can make no change.

  18. this is a bunch of dramatic crap. Emo’s dont state nothing like this. Its not there fault for who they are. They dont always wish to be dread, or to hurt themselfs. They’re individuals and probably better people then what you and your gay mates are. I’m sorry but you can’t label some one as this. Just try and get to know them. You’ll soon grow up and realise that they’re the same as you. You’re a labeler and a pathetic idiot.

  19. feel’s my life fish without water
    feel’s it like food without sult
    simply feels lifeless

  20. Good ones like

    “teddies dont hug back but sometimes there all you’ve got” &
    “if i promise not to kill you can i have a hug”
    “i made you a cookie but i eated it”
    the sword comes out after you eated right?”

    thats the good sh*t not i stuffed myself in a cupboard and came out for a tv show especially Lost wtf sh*t show oc, summerheights high, summerland, supernatural and gostwhisperer are good shows not lost wtf u guys suck ey if ur gonna projet yourself as emo then do it properly coz all those fags out there puttin on an act have no idea what emo is. those are the ppl that fu**ed it up for all of us. think bak 5-7 years emo wasnt a big deal, ppl could walk around un noticed in our black, red ad striped clothes now look what theyve done, now everyone looks at the “freaks” the people that put it on for show.
    EMO ISNT A STYLE…..ITS AN ATTITUDE

    The real emo’s the people that actually are goin thru pain, the people that have had a rough life, a bad childhood, having to go thru devorce 3 times, having their hearts broken countless times, being used and manipulated only to find out months even years later, having to go throughabusive relationships, having their best friends kill themselves, being raped, or having people bah them up because they are emo, being teased about glasses or braces and all those little thngs that seem unimportant at the time added up over the years until they finnaly crack, when we get to the point where we have seriously twisted dreams, we have thoughts about self harm, we get that scared and we dwell on all the bad things that have happened that we turn those thoughts into actions and finally kill ourselves.
    emo is love.
    you dont have to like it but u do have to accept it.
    u guys shuld get off your high horses and stop fu**ing people over.
    being emo is a mix of troubled emotions, it all about tryin to find ourselves, trying to get bak on the right track, trying to find some form of pece inside the chaos of our horrifically disfigured and disfunctional loives, trying to find a place in the world for us. so many of us have turned down the wrong paths, we got drunk to forget all our troubles, took drugs, caused fights, cried ourselves to sleep, had to see numerous councellors, had to medicated, and me personally had to go thru my mother finding out that i slept with someone 3 years older than me and put a restraining order agaisnt him. this is somethin that is beyond me and u, its a lifestory, its REAL and its HARD but we manage to pull ourselves through it. we are the fighters, the real heros, are the people who can see past the stuff o the outside and see whats really there, we see through the lies, we see the tru qualities of the people we surround ourselves in.

    this sh*t is deep trust me i know all of the sh*t i’ve explained has happened to me except i havent killed myself………….

    ………..yet…..!!!
    so the next time you decide to abuse someone based on their colour or belief, or because of who they are just think they are they way they are for a reason not everybodys perfect we all judge but its when we are put to the test that we reveal our true measurements..

  21. if god loves me so much why did he leave me alone in the dark with nothing but a razor blade

  22. She’s crying, she’s breaking, she’s lying, she’s faking,
    she’s hated & taunted
    she’s wanted & flaunted
    she’s a puppet on a string,
    an angel without a wing,
    she’s every girl you want her to be
    but she only wants her self esteem

    The Flowers I gave you have died, been lost, and thrown away, just like me!

    Everything I’ve done, everything I’ve gained, all means nothing now, a mere breath gone to waist

    Why am I depressed? Why do I like being alone? Because of all the pain you put me through

    And If I die, Maybe then you would notice me

    I’m so tired of pretending everything is ok, my tears are starting to show, and my smile is fading away

    I wish I was as invisible as you make me feel

    Don’t say you love me, unless you really mean it, because i might do something crazy like go off and believe it

    Sometimes I cry so hard from pleading…

    Smiles are no more than empty love

    Feel my pain, hear my screams, And watch me fade

    Not all scars show, not all wounds heal, sometimes you can’t always see, the pain someone feels

    A girl who is too sad to give a fu*k

    Lost in a world, full of hate

    Pain doesn’t hurt, when its all you’ve ever felt

    Sick of crying, tired of trying, yeah I’m smiling, but inside I’m dying

    Trapped inside the thing called life

    Suicide is pailess, its only life that hurts

    You told me not to talk to you, so I told myself not to cry, but not talking to you for days, just makes me wanna die

    I loved yo… but obviously, my love wasnt enough…. it never was….

    She is so scared to get close to anyone, because everyone that ever said “I’ll be there” has left her

    No love…. There is no love

    Black is the new white, Emo is the new prep, and Death is the new life

    The wounds will heal, the pain will subside, and the scars will go away that I’ve tried so hard to hide. But the memories will never leave, and the proof will always show, the lines upon my face, will tell you all you need to know

  23. After a while the tears begin to burn as they run down the cheeks of the broken hearted…thier only mask is a smile, thier closest friend is the dark corner, the time between tears begin to elaps and soon they can not stop crying, if you have ever broken a heart soon they will seek revenge and if they are anything like the boy i love they will break your heart back…i can no-longer look at the things he gave me without crying…my most prized possestion i can no longer wear…a beautiful watch he gave me last summer…the flowers that have survived are turning black and dying…the smile is getting harder to wear…parents will soon be repetedly asking questions…friends will drift away…i am only 13 and my heart’s been broken…i have constant thoughts of suicide…even though he is killing me i will always love him…weather i want to or not…he is no longer speaking to me and he refuses to look at me…i broke his heart in 2005…when he was my age…he is now 16 years old…i have known him for 10 years…and i will die for him </3

    –Savannah</3

  24. oh man the nipple coment made me laugh soooo hard…. I don’t know what I’d tell my mom on the way to the hospital……LMFAO hahahahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehe

  25. u got more cut than a emos wrist

  26. remember kids is down the road not across the street!
    MAKE IT COUNT!
    LOL :D

  27. The quote were good, I suppose.
    I know that no-one will read this, because I actually started reading these, got bored, and gave up and scrolled to the bottom, but I’m writing it.
    The only thing I have to say is that all people are different, and I think that some of them are to classic to put under this one title.
    The only thing I have against emo’s is that they always think that they have the worst possible life, that everyone has a better life, that they are worse off. I just want them to know that they have it much better off than some people, it’s just the way they look at it. Take a lesson from my book. If you force yourself to smile for long enough, it will come naturally.

  28. wow… it’s amazing how ppl can not give a f**k about other peoples feelings. you know you guys are f**kin stupid. that’s why people kill them selves and do the f**ked up shit that they do…. becuase you hurt them so much that they feel like it’s the only way out. besides… what makes you better then them anyways?

  29. i love them all i sit and cut too it bleeds i cry but my arms show how i will die i am emo but no 1 knows i have a blade i cut with but u know what it is worth the paine to slit an die thats what i say so join in with me go ahead and try it is fun hehehehehahahaha

  30. some1 help plz tell me how to hide the cuts and scars from my mom she is suspious plz

  31. Nothing says goodbye like a bullet…

  32. I am emo. And I am hurt… Many people make fun oof me because they can’t see my pain. I cut myself and I cry about it too. The hatters…… yeah well the I hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. yall are so rude about the things yall are saying i cut but i have resons and they mean something they are just like tattoos onley they leave better stories not all emo’s cry and cut 24/7 so lay off and stop picking on uss we have resons for the way we act just like preps act like that because they are rich and they are popular but we just dont want to say what is rong because people take it fo granted just like yall are right now!!! give us a break!!!

  34. the way to hid them is whear long sleev shirts and cone them with macup trust me it works i have tried!!!

  35. i feel like dying im so head over heals in love with this guy named jon we wer dating for 6 months i met him off the computer onley meet him in person once and it waz the greatest time in my life then he went back to ohio and i stayed in texas then he told me something that broke my hear he had phone s*x with someone and i hung up went in my dads tool bow grabbed some razors ran to my room and mad 132 cuts on my arms and legs my mother found out and took me to 3 diff/ hospitals i just got back to my house and i have been gone for 5 weeks in hospitals and i want to kill myself because of the messages he left me on myspace they are the most hurtfull words in the worl so tonight i will get my best friends A.K.A. razorblades and pills and die this is my sewiside note

    for all the girl and leaf hear is a poem for you that is in love
    a wise girl kisses but dosent love
    listens but doesent belive and
    leaves befour she is left
    M.M.

  36. HELP ME FEEL BETTER SO I DONT DIE!!!!

  37. I think that these quotes are reily gd and some of them mean alot 2 me n some of them r a bit funny lk the 1 with tht guy who tryed 2 bit his nipples off tht made me n my m8tes laugh :-) xx xx :-)

  38. hey its tori i did cut but i dident take the pills but im felling way better i just met this guy max and he is so cuite and he likes me and i like him so we might go out my friends are asking him out for me so i will be better and he cuts to but we are going to help each other so we dont cut i was sitting outside with him today and he leaned over and kissed me it was so adorible!!!
    roses are red violets are blue
    me and max are a couple so ……
    well i cant rime so i dont know wat to say!!! teeheehee <3 <3

  39. LOL!!! emos have no freinds coz no one wants to be around depressing people.

    Get a haircut, Get some real music, Get some friends.

  40. i luv these sayings alot

  41. sorry for u guys i wish i could somthing to help and dont put yourself in hole of darkness just try to find the light and give up everthing that you dot like and dont let stupid people get u down and u might find the death wish and throw it a=away

  42. most people put there self in darkness just to hide the pain of not felling like you fit in or just not felling loved
    you put so much pain on yourself that after awhile your whole life is numb and you can no longer see the way out of that deep dark hole

  43. Should I cut or take the pain?
    Driping blood or just plain shame?
    The sharpened knife or all the tears?
    The morning scars or all the fears?

    Thats the way i feel everyday when i look in the mirror and see what has happened in the past.

  44. they rock my skull socks

  45. i love emo!!!

  46. hey lindsey if your god or jesus really loved us…why do we feel pain all the time?……lifes a bit*h and i think its the only reason to live..to feel pain and find others like us to share it with…. well thats just a guess any ways…lol..i like the sayings because they show character and thats good i think…….. people call us emo but emo is a word…no not ever emo cuts but to people who dont and thinks its wrong……..people only go to cutting when they have nothing left and it feels good and it turns into a habbet but 99% of the time it works…anyways…im kel

  47. YOUR ALL LITTLE POSERS !!!!!
    Go cut .. Stuped posers -_-;
    Go die ; No one wants emos in this world >..>

  48. I don’t think that emos are all that bad because …………well hey I am one but before i got into these group of friends I thought that i really was alone but I know that now there are more and I can share my pain.

    And for those people against emos wy don’t you shut the f**k up I mean come on you probly don’t even know any emo people and if you do know any emos then you selfish and there are a lot people who’ll gladly hate you for your self-rightous, holier then thou attitude and I hope you die a slow agonizing fearful death BURN IN HELL EMO HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  49. The Flowers I gave you have died, been lost, and thrown away, just like me!

    FOOOLS

  50. “If God exists why did He have to give me such a horrible looking body? I mean what’s the point in having nipples if you are a man? I’ve tried biting them off in the past but I doubt I could handle the pain. I don’t know what I’d say to Mother on the way to the hospital either……”hahahahahaha
    i tried biting them off yesterday and they finally fell off but not they just got band aids on them can u give me any tips on what to do

  51. I like this emo quotes……..

    I can find myself between them…..

    I LOVE EMO

  52. Once happy ,never happy is right you shouldn’t make fun of others when they are depressed. We all had ups and downs.

  53. haha i’m emo and admittedly, reading that really brightened up my day (or night…) i love these and i actually dont see whats wrong with them, i dont find em hurtful or mean…just funny

  54. i’d be at the top of the world if i had u but im still waiting at the bottom</3

    i smile at day as best i can to cover the tears and blood at night</3

    Luv u people!
    EMO ROCKS!!</3

  55. All these people who are ahting emo’s for what they are have no life. You don’t care about other people’s feelings and you are just being stuck up. I’m not an emo, I don’t know any emos, and I don’t believe in the whole cut your wrists to make you feel betgter, doesn’t it make you feel worse. I think suicide is horrid and that people should get help but i don’t hate emo’s for the way they are. If they have real reasons I dont blame them, but if they just wanna fit in they should count themselves lucky that they dont actually feel the way real emos do.

  56. ok maybe some ppl have taken this whole thing bout emo’s really seriously im not emo and i dont no anyone that is so y should we treat emo’s differently but most of them hav there own reasons of bein emo and we should all respect that

  57. okay i just read all of these.
    will you people who hate us get a life.
    yes not all of us cut or anything
    but why do you have to be agaisnt us?
    what did we ever do to you?
    it has always been you preps who have done stuff to us just for the hell of it.
    for “fun”.
    leave us alone.
    where we emos can meet each other and live in peace.
    and help one another.
    Xemotional oneX

  58. Wow. These sayings are true to my heart. People who dislike EMOS should wake up and smell the blood.

    I slit my wrist, and I was warmed with the my blood. It felt Ice cold, and then warm.

    I hate summer now.

  59. wow!….cry is the best way to express your feelings!cry!then you’ll feel better !even when u are happy sadness is what you really feel deep inside!

  60. If i could have her then i’d feel something.

    How can it work that two people love each other, one’s life revloves around the other, and yet nothing is ever said?

    How can 2 people both want to talk to each other and yet no one says anything?

    My insides feel so empty. Like i’ve been starving my whole life, but yet i jsut ate.

    I don’t eat decause i want to feel that wholeness from something that chooses to complete me.

    Someone write me something back, anything back.

  61. What the hell these are not emo qoutes this is nothing like what we so called emos think or say everyday.

    get some real quotes babe

    here are a few

    The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.

    I cry for the time that you were almost mine, I cry for the memories I’ve left behind, I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new, I cry for the times I thought I had you

    Not all scars show, not all wounds heal Sometimes you can’t always see The pain someone feels

    Whats the sense of wishing for something when I always just wish it away?

    Every night i talk to the stars pretending its you.. it acts just like you tho.. far away and never replies to my questions

    Why do people tell you to believe in what you want to but then tell you not to believe in the one true thing you do believe in?

    Times a precious thing to waste, but friends are more precious

    The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil.

    The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.

    Do not assume that he who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and quiet words that sometimes do you good. His life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that remains far beyond yours. Were it otherwise, he would never have been able to find these words.

    so get some real ones smart one

  62. i agree with Xemotinal oneX why cant you prudent preps just leave us alone at least we dont give in to the peer pressures and hide-your-feelings way of life as you do

    so we express our emotions more thatn you would that does not mean that we ALL cut or that wer ALL want to die and or sulk in our black dull rooms for the rest of our lives

    here is an idea loosen up walk in our shoes we are intelligent and we will prevail as *cool* if only you could just feel as we do !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**************************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  63. fiona i feel betterwhen i slit my wrists mostly because all the blood leaving my system. it feels as though all the pain and misorey i have endored in my 17 years can be drained slowly with cutting i am sorry if you do not understand that

  64. hey chadley bear wanna chat bethpoet14@hotmail.com

  65. well some of those are cool
    but then the others are your typical type of comments people make who think they know what emo is but doesnt!
    god damn just because your emo doesnt mean you cut
    i think i should know im emo and i dont cut and never have

  66. Why do people tell you to believe in what you want to but then tell you not to believe in the one true thing you do believe in?

    killing yourself will not bring worldwide happyness but it will bring happyness to those who knew you

    only the cool people kiss someone and love someone the same sex

  67. Dude…some of you are so f**ked up…I’m not an Emo, but I used to cut. People never knew and when they found out they said “but you’re not Emo”. Everyone has feelings and you have hurt a bunch. People cut to feel better. It’s just like someone getting high or drunk…they want to forget. Cutting may leave scars in some cases, but at least we don’t f**k up the inside of our bodies with drugs and drinking. We know that we won’t die of accidental overdose or alcohol induced coma. We know what we’re doing…do you?
    Why don’t you all just lay off? You all could be seriously hurting some people right now….

  68. Wow
    OKay All these people need to stop being so mean.
    You wonder why we hurt so much and want to hurt ourselves.
    Well take a look at you.
    Doesn’t guilt set a toll on you.
    Do you feel anything from saying the shit you say?
    Are there any feelings in your body?
    I dont understand how you can dis people the way you do.
    This hurts.
    By the way I love all of the quotes you guys added.
    Nicely done.
    They really mean alot and explain the pain I feel.

  69. I cut myself, and Alot of those quotes are true. Of course I have a reason for being emo, I’m not a wannabe. I hate that cause we could have ben just ignored like we want to be, or get the attention we needed, but subtly. Instead, the wannabe’s attracted all of this attention to us, made us freaks. And I’ll contribute two. :3
    Suicide is my vacation.
    I’m your little porcelin doll, fragile, alone, and already broken.

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