Emo Quotes and Sayings
Most peoples common perception of emo is someone who is very emotional. Some people just consider emo to be a sense of style. So find more by reading the emo sayings below .
I wish my lawn mower was emo so it would cut itself.
I hurt myself, so I can feel alive.
It’s quite ironic that in life, the person that brings out the best in you and the one that makes you strong is actually your weakness..
“If I’m such and important person, why do you stutter when i ask you if you know my name?”
“If you love me so much, why are you walking away?”
“Can you give me a reason for coming out of the closet?”
Your coment cheered me up.
Since when was my name on the attendance, am i really that important?”
Sometimes if you love someone so much, it will actually hurt more.
Here we are! A compilation of some of Dan’s best emoisms from the past week.
“Life is worthless. Would you please leave me Evelyn so that I can end it all? You’re the only reason I’m living for and I wanna start dying.”
“Mother suspects that I’m a gayer. She stormed into the room with your dress that I had borrowed last night. I think she found it on the stairs, which is where I left it after coming home drunk earlier.”
“I think I’m dying Evelyn. I can hear the vampire bats of death flapping away in my head like an insane drill of doom”
“What’s the point in eating when you just end up crapping it all out anyway?”
“What’s the point in ever trying to be happy when the very pursuit of happiness is what makes you miserable.”
“I tried to cut myself last night to Joy Division with my toothbrush. I was sitting there trying to peel away as many layers of skin as I could but I couldn’t make a serious dent in my arm. I kept doing it for half an hour. My mother actually thought I was brushing my teeth for that long!”
“Jesus didn’t have to go through half of the pain I’m experiencing now. At least he knew he was special. I have no such assurances. I’m just another outbreak of the human virus which has contaminated Planet Earth.”
“There is such beauty in despair Evelyn, don’t you think?”
“I tried to suffocate myself in the cupboard last night, but I came out when I heard the theme tune to Lost. I simply can’t afford to miss an episode of that show.”
“Euthenasia sounds like such a good idea. Why can’t young people sign up for it voluntarily? I’m tired of waking up every morning and crying into my Rice Krispies. It’s just Sob, Splutter and Sob for me, every goddamn day.”
“I’ve never felt I’ve been valued by anyone. I’m just a waste of space that everyone ignores, like a ghost without a home.”
“Sometimes I want to break out of his vacuum but I just can’t. The space demons keep calling me back into the void. I feel comfortable there!”
“I want to die but I can’t think of a way to end it all that involves cotton wool. I’m terrified of blades.”
“I wish I was a duck, then I wouldn’t have to give a damn y’know? I could just sit there in the pond and float about, eating scraps of bread. It’s my idea of heaven y’know? Perhaps that’s what happens when you die and you’ve been good! You go to the great pond on the sky where the Lord will feed you bits of bread for all eternity”
“I’m tired of being made the scapegoat in life. I feel like I’m being persecuted at every possible moment. Even if a kitty comes up to me I’m suspicious of it’s motives. I know it’s just there to make a fool out of me.”
“If God exists why did He have to give me such a horrible looking body? I mean what’s the point in having nipples if you are a man? I’ve tried biting them off in the past but I doubt I could handle the pain. I don’t know what I’d say to Mother on the way to the hospital either……”
“Bill Hicks………how adorable! There’s just something about him that reminds me of a chipmunk. I’d love to feed him a bit of wood and stroke his wig. What do you mean he’s dead?”
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July 30th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
okay every just stop making fucking fun of emo kids its not there problem they have issues. and they dont want to take it out on there friends cuz they dont wanna loose them trust me i should know how emo peopl ethink okayy so like jusy f*** off people who hates emo kids. i h ave problemss and i dont take i out on other people and i know i should be saying EMO kids but its true just stop makeing fun of them .
Samantha”i am not afraid to show my feelings”
July 29th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
and yes i am an emo kid saying this
but still all people need to learn not to talk shit
and yes all people deserve to live
July 29th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
ok look even if you are emo
you dont need to yell at the people that arent and who are making fun of emo kids
because thats just stooping to their levels
just try and calm yourself
and if you are cutting or need help writing
to start out
just write anything that comes to your mind
anything at all
July 29th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
aww these qoutes are ture
July 28th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
all these people are right. no one should be saying shit like they do.
i am emo, and i know how badly it hurts to be teased and made fun of. so to all of the people on here that think they know everything, bc they are rich, and spoiled and their world doesn’t have any flaws, i would like to see you spend a day in our shoes. and then come back and tell us your view.
July 28th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
waaah..loVe it!!! it mkez me bleed…
July 27th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
my favorite one was the crapping it out….hehehe.
July 27th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Every little Broken thought
I think about makes me wanna drown
In my sorrow and pain
But latley all I wanted to do is die
Because I’m in a world I hate
Every little thing buggs me like its
Eatinq my insides but I can never do
Anything about it because I’m physicaly
Un mentely stable outside I lose myself
One at a time because the word hate comes
Across my mind I just feel dripping
Blood coming down my wrist with all this agaony Flowing acrros time the only thing I wanna do is let go is the memory you left
Behind
July 26th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
Ok. Some of you said “Its emo, Enjoy it.”
There is nothing you can enjoy about that subject.
Its serious. and its definatly not a laughing matter
July 25th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
wow I’ve been “emo” 4 like 4 years now and I’m able to laugh about it. Some of these are so stereotypical sure but if you can’t laugh at yourself it will only hurt more when others laugh at you, just stop taking ureselves so seriously.
You sound so sad when you get pissed off at people for writing this sort of stuff, i know, i used to do it too but when you’ve been doing this as long as i have you reach a new level. Most of you guys are still in the “you dont fucking understand, I hate you all, I’m totally emo and I have to proove it every second of every day” phase. Soon you will realise it’s better to show the way you really feel instead of pretending to be depressed all the time. I sometimes have to take anti-depressents but when I don’t feel down I’m fucking high as a kite and I show it, and you know what, it’s feels better than when I first started being emo and went around pissing my mate of going “ooh I’m so fucking depressed, I wanna die right now!”
I hope this helps some of you and if I’ve offended you, move along to the next phase cos no one gives a shit, don’t be fake, be yourself, for your sake not anyone elses, especially not mine.