Emo Quotes and Sayings
Most peoples common perception of emo is someone who is very emotional. Some people just consider emo to be a sense of style. So find more by reading the emo sayings below .
I wish my lawn mower was emo so it would cut itself.
I hurt myself, so I can feel alive.
It’s quite ironic that in life, the person that brings out the best in you and the one that makes you strong is actually your weakness..
“If I’m such and important person, why do you stutter when i ask you if you know my name?”
“If you love me so much, why are you walking away?”
“Can you give me a reason for coming out of the closet?”
Your coment cheered me up.
Since when was my name on the attendance, am i really that important?”
Sometimes if you love someone so much, it will actually hurt more.
Here we are! A compilation of some of Dan’s best emoisms from the past week.
“Life is worthless. Would you please leave me Evelyn so that I can end it all? You’re the only reason I’m living for and I wanna start dying.”
“Mother suspects that I’m a gayer. She stormed into the room with your dress that I had borrowed last night. I think she found it on the stairs, which is where I left it after coming home drunk earlier.”
“I think I’m dying Evelyn. I can hear the vampire bats of death flapping away in my head like an insane drill of doom”
“What’s the point in eating when you just end up crapping it all out anyway?”
“What’s the point in ever trying to be happy when the very pursuit of happiness is what makes you miserable.”
“I tried to cut myself last night to Joy Division with my toothbrush. I was sitting there trying to peel away as many layers of skin as I could but I couldn’t make a serious dent in my arm. I kept doing it for half an hour. My mother actually thought I was brushing my teeth for that long!”
“Jesus didn’t have to go through half of the pain I’m experiencing now. At least he knew he was special. I have no such assurances. I’m just another outbreak of the human virus which has contaminated Planet Earth.”
“There is such beauty in despair Evelyn, don’t you think?”
“I tried to suffocate myself in the cupboard last night, but I came out when I heard the theme tune to Lost. I simply can’t afford to miss an episode of that show.”
“Euthenasia sounds like such a good idea. Why can’t young people sign up for it voluntarily? I’m tired of waking up every morning and crying into my Rice Krispies. It’s just Sob, Splutter and Sob for me, every goddamn day.”
“I’ve never felt I’ve been valued by anyone. I’m just a waste of space that everyone ignores, like a ghost without a home.”
“Sometimes I want to break out of his vacuum but I just can’t. The space demons keep calling me back into the void. I feel comfortable there!”
“I want to die but I can’t think of a way to end it all that involves cotton wool. I’m terrified of blades.”
“I wish I was a duck, then I wouldn’t have to give a damn y’know? I could just sit there in the pond and float about, eating scraps of bread. It’s my idea of heaven y’know? Perhaps that’s what happens when you die and you’ve been good! You go to the great pond on the sky where the Lord will feed you bits of bread for all eternity”
“I’m tired of being made the scapegoat in life. I feel like I’m being persecuted at every possible moment. Even if a kitty comes up to me I’m suspicious of it’s motives. I know it’s just there to make a fool out of me.”
“If God exists why did He have to give me such a horrible looking body? I mean what’s the point in having nipples if you are a man? I’ve tried biting them off in the past but I doubt I could handle the pain. I don’t know what I’d say to Mother on the way to the hospital either……”
“Bill Hicks………how adorable! There’s just something about him that reminds me of a chipmunk. I’d love to feed him a bit of wood and stroke his wig. What do you mean he’s dead?”
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October 17th, 2008 at 7:44 am
you’re not emo because you have a mark of razor in your pulse,
but because of what you feel…
If you feel that you wanna die,
because your bf’/gf is fooling you…
maybe you can be considered one of us…
October 16th, 2008 at 2:08 am
some said you’re EMO bEcause of your bangs.but that is not true.
youre Only EMo because youre EMOtional
4 example somebody hurt your feelings .
EMO 4ever
October 15th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
whyy is it that you think its funny that we (those who are emo) cut ourselves?
like you would know how it is.
stop discriminatingg
October 15th, 2008 at 11:05 am
Matty ur a b**ch or possibly a d*ck we don’t know ur s*x like if ur a guy or a girl wat be up with yo GaNsTa writin yo u ain’t black nigga so back up before we cap yo ars and you prolly just another one of those white CrAcKaZ posing to be sumn they not NiGgA Gothic Bertha says that labels are for soup not posers….
Our fairest Dearest Ebony you probally take it in the but everynight whilke you cry and slit ur wrist and enjoy every second of it in your dark room thats prolly hotttt pink and if emos are better than us then why are they depressed while we laugh and not take it in the butt unlike you cry baby emos so go buy a rope…… and you know wat to do
make a swing!!!!!!!!!!! well you big cry babyz our GaNsTa arses are out don’t slit your wrist (to deep cause then you won’t write g*y sh*t on here and we won’t have anyone to laugh at in 2nd and 5th hour)
October 15th, 2008 at 10:51 am
dearest samanta your a freakin douchebag if your in so much pain and aggony why does your b*tch ars want everyone else to be g*y and depressed like you and warning we be all GaNsTa all up in yo grill and we not scurd of yo CrAcKa ars dawg
October 15th, 2008 at 8:15 am
Whoa there emo katherine i think it is it not only preps that make fun you emos ; ] me and big bertha here make fun of you hard core emos and we be GaNsTaZ so wat u think now emo hoe we be out dawg word b*tch (now picture us doin bunches of GaNsTa signs with our fingers and saying very naughty words in our slang yo
October 15th, 2008 at 8:03 am
the one quote about the duck was g*y who ever wrote that probally takes it in the b*tt and likes every last moment of it and evelyn you need serious help if your hearing bats in your head that are telling you to die.(I’m terriblly sorry you had to read that) and to whom wrote the quote about dying with wool cause their scared of blades that was a good one butt you wouldn’t be CUT=] out to be an emo well bada ding (that means Merry Christmas in some language mi friend here knows so don’t go saying it cause we be gansta and beat yo ars down to da hood word) (we be all up in da ghetto if you crakaz got any problems if yo craka ars comes bring some chicken for all mi bros and hoes
October 15th, 2008 at 6:02 am
seriously for all you emo kids out there
your f**king retarded really. yeah ok i can accept individuality..
but what the f**k why would you cut yourself…
why would you so far remove yourself from society that it is seen unnaceptable
and why would you act so f**king depressed your bringing everyone else down around you… “uhhh.. i just want my life to enndddd”
OK *F**KIN BANG* i just shot you in the head and ended your misery.. have a nice day arseholes!
October 15th, 2008 at 2:36 am
being an emo is a sacride meaning of life, behind those black outfit, eyeliner and one sided hair… theirs a deeply meaning word it says ” fix me im broken”
October 14th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
F**kin funny ne one who speaks their minds are real ppl not these stuck up as drones taking their political views from the filtered ass news. F**king trendies should take a page from this.