Emo Quotes and Sayings
Most peoples common perception of emo is someone who is very emotional. Some people just consider emo to be a sense of style. So find more by reading the emo sayings below .
I wish my lawn mower was emo so it would cut itself.
I hurt myself, so I can feel alive.
It’s quite ironic that in life, the person that brings out the best in you and the one that makes you strong is actually your weakness..
“If I’m such and important person, why do you stutter when i ask you if you know my name?”
“If you love me so much, why are you walking away?”
“Can you give me a reason for coming out of the closet?”
Your coment cheered me up.
Since when was my name on the attendance, am i really that important?”
Sometimes if you love someone so much, it will actually hurt more.
Here we are! A compilation of some of Dan’s best emoisms from the past week.
“Life is worthless. Would you please leave me Evelyn so that I can end it all? You’re the only reason I’m living for and I wanna start dying.”
“Mother suspects that I’m a gayer. She stormed into the room with your dress that I had borrowed last night. I think she found it on the stairs, which is where I left it after coming home drunk earlier.”
“I think I’m dying Evelyn. I can hear the vampire bats of death flapping away in my head like an insane drill of doom”
“What’s the point in eating when you just end up crapping it all out anyway?”
“What’s the point in ever trying to be happy when the very pursuit of happiness is what makes you miserable.”
“I tried to cut myself last night to Joy Division with my toothbrush. I was sitting there trying to peel away as many layers of skin as I could but I couldn’t make a serious dent in my arm. I kept doing it for half an hour. My mother actually thought I was brushing my teeth for that long!”
“Jesus didn’t have to go through half of the pain I’m experiencing now. At least he knew he was special. I have no such assurances. I’m just another outbreak of the human virus which has contaminated Planet Earth.”
“There is such beauty in despair Evelyn, don’t you think?”
“I tried to suffocate myself in the cupboard last night, but I came out when I heard the theme tune to Lost. I simply can’t afford to miss an episode of that show.”
“Euthenasia sounds like such a good idea. Why can’t young people sign up for it voluntarily? I’m tired of waking up every morning and crying into my Rice Krispies. It’s just Sob, Splutter and Sob for me, every goddamn day.”
“I’ve never felt I’ve been valued by anyone. I’m just a waste of space that everyone ignores, like a ghost without a home.”
“Sometimes I want to break out of his vacuum but I just can’t. The space demons keep calling me back into the void. I feel comfortable there!”
“I want to die but I can’t think of a way to end it all that involves cotton wool. I’m terrified of blades.”
“I wish I was a duck, then I wouldn’t have to give a damn y’know? I could just sit there in the pond and float about, eating scraps of bread. It’s my idea of heaven y’know? Perhaps that’s what happens when you die and you’ve been good! You go to the great pond on the sky where the Lord will feed you bits of bread for all eternity”
“I’m tired of being made the scapegoat in life. I feel like I’m being persecuted at every possible moment. Even if a kitty comes up to me I’m suspicious of it’s motives. I know it’s just there to make a fool out of me.”
“If God exists why did He have to give me such a horrible looking body? I mean what’s the point in having nipples if you are a man? I’ve tried biting them off in the past but I doubt I could handle the pain. I don’t know what I’d say to Mother on the way to the hospital either……”
“Bill Hicks………how adorable! There’s just something about him that reminds me of a chipmunk. I’d love to feed him a bit of wood and stroke his wig. What do you mean he’s dead?”
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October 21st, 2008 at 2:02 pm
yeah i totally agree with a lot of people here…
i hate it when people make fun of cutting
they say stuff like “the pain makes the pain go away”
but they dont know how it feels
to feel like you cant be accepted because of the way you dress, the way you act around other people
people make fun of us and call us ‘freaks’
were not freaks or anything
were just sad lonely people…we need love too…its just hard to find
October 21st, 2008 at 11:16 am
hey ya’ll im tony the tiger and i love emos and very depreesed people their grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 21st, 2008 at 8:46 am
i dont understand we people think that we (emos) are funny and take the piss of us. i fail to see how the fact that we cut our selves is and reasson to discriminate and laugh at us. None of them know how we feel so stop, being emo is not all about the clothes and the makeup we wear its deeper, its not fun being emotionally unstable and suicidal half the time the piss taking dusnt help. i know from experience
October 21st, 2008 at 4:53 am
“take away my patched heart” T_T………
October 20th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
i just wanna say that all u ppl that make fun of us have no idea about the amount of pain that we go through, and maybe, if you got to know us, yoyu could find out that were pretty damn awesome, but now that u all treat us like shit and dont accept us, we will NEVER accept u…..EVER
October 20th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
STOP TEASING ALL OF US EMOS! WE CAN’T HELP WUT WE FEEL! IT’S NOT FAIR TO BE TEASED BECAUSE WE’RE DEPRESSED! SOME OF THE SAYINGS I AGREE WITH, BUT SOME ARE JUST TO TEASE US EMOS EMONESS!!!! SO STOP TEASING, BECAUSE IT’LL COME BACK TO YOU ONE DAY!
October 20th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
stereotypes kill all
and i am ready for death
October 20th, 2008 at 6:16 am
Really? Why are the damm preps looking on here? are they trying to find ways to make fun of us? are they seriously that f**king desperate?? like really?? i am f**king tired of people… espically the preps that cant leave us emos alone. i mean you preps dont like it when we say that preps are sl*ts or preps have fake b**bs. so what makes u think that we are gonna tak ur alls sh*t by making fun of us the ya’ll do you? so why dont you go back to ur perfect little f**king lives keep sucking on ur moms t*tty and keep using ur daddys money and leave us the f**k alone alright?? i am doing this for all the emo kids out there that are tired of taking other peoples sh*t for being emo.
–emo_chick–
October 19th, 2008 at 7:32 am
emos are truly complex people they arethe only ones that understandthemselves and the world thinks theyers some thing wrong but we understand fellings better than any psycologist (especially mine) we better this country (especially more than prepps)
October 17th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
you are not the king of my world
im here to dethron you
so kiss the ring motherfucker
its my time to shine