Emo Quotes and Sayings
Most peoples common perception of emo is someone who is very emotional. Some people just consider emo to be a sense of style. So find more by reading the emo sayings below .
I wish my lawn mower was emo so it would cut itself.
I hurt myself, so I can feel alive.
It’s quite ironic that in life, the person that brings out the best in you and the one that makes you strong is actually your weakness..
“If I’m such and important person, why do you stutter when i ask you if you know my name?”
“If you love me so much, why are you walking away?”
“Can you give me a reason for coming out of the closet?”
Your coment cheered me up.
Since when was my name on the attendance, am i really that important?”
Sometimes if you love someone so much, it will actually hurt more.
Here we are! A compilation of some of Dan’s best emoisms from the past week.
“Life is worthless. Would you please leave me Evelyn so that I can end it all? You’re the only reason I’m living for and I wanna start dying.”
“Mother suspects that I’m a gayer. She stormed into the room with your dress that I had borrowed last night. I think she found it on the stairs, which is where I left it after coming home drunk earlier.”
“I think I’m dying Evelyn. I can hear the vampire bats of death flapping away in my head like an insane drill of doom”
“What’s the point in eating when you just end up crapping it all out anyway?”
“What’s the point in ever trying to be happy when the very pursuit of happiness is what makes you miserable.”
“I tried to cut myself last night to Joy Division with my toothbrush. I was sitting there trying to peel away as many layers of skin as I could but I couldn’t make a serious dent in my arm. I kept doing it for half an hour. My mother actually thought I was brushing my teeth for that long!”
“Jesus didn’t have to go through half of the pain I’m experiencing now. At least he knew he was special. I have no such assurances. I’m just another outbreak of the human virus which has contaminated Planet Earth.”
“There is such beauty in despair Evelyn, don’t you think?”
“I tried to suffocate myself in the cupboard last night, but I came out when I heard the theme tune to Lost. I simply can’t afford to miss an episode of that show.”
“Euthenasia sounds like such a good idea. Why can’t young people sign up for it voluntarily? I’m tired of waking up every morning and crying into my Rice Krispies. It’s just Sob, Splutter and Sob for me, every goddamn day.”
“I’ve never felt I’ve been valued by anyone. I’m just a waste of space that everyone ignores, like a ghost without a home.”
“Sometimes I want to break out of his vacuum but I just can’t. The space demons keep calling me back into the void. I feel comfortable there!”
“I want to die but I can’t think of a way to end it all that involves cotton wool. I’m terrified of blades.”
“I wish I was a duck, then I wouldn’t have to give a damn y’know? I could just sit there in the pond and float about, eating scraps of bread. It’s my idea of heaven y’know? Perhaps that’s what happens when you die and you’ve been good! You go to the great pond on the sky where the Lord will feed you bits of bread for all eternity”
“I’m tired of being made the scapegoat in life. I feel like I’m being persecuted at every possible moment. Even if a kitty comes up to me I’m suspicious of it’s motives. I know it’s just there to make a fool out of me.”
“If God exists why did He have to give me such a horrible looking body? I mean what’s the point in having nipples if you are a man? I’ve tried biting them off in the past but I doubt I could handle the pain. I don’t know what I’d say to Mother on the way to the hospital either……”
“Bill Hicks………how adorable! There’s just something about him that reminds me of a chipmunk. I’d love to feed him a bit of wood and stroke his wig. What do you mean he’s dead?”
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November 23rd, 2008 at 9:07 am
everyone is emo in a way, cut love broken hearts..XD </3
November 23rd, 2008 at 3:36 am
I’m hooked up to a life support machine,
reaching for the switch that i cannot reach.
Its pounding blood through my heart,
my hearts pounding thoughts through my head.
Somtimes I want to leave this world,
i wonder if I’d be better off dead.
(like writing songs =])
I need some help..
I’m not sure if I’m emo or not…
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:49 pm
there was a girl in my class i found her quite intersting so i started to hang around with her then i asked her to go to the movies with me she says she cant go because she has a family member coming into town so i asked when she said tonight so i asked if i can stay and visit her family but later then i went to the movies with my friend and she went to get something and once she got back i kissed her and the next day i just went on to check my e-mails and she calls me crying saying i kissed a different girl i said yea so ts\’like we are going out or anything and 3 days later my dad left the paper on the table so i dicsided to read it and i kept flipping through pages and i seen a page that says in the head lines \"Little girl hangs herself in her closet.\"
the reason i wanted to tell you that story is because the point of that is if you get to be a close friend with a girl dont go out with someone else or they will take it too seriously espically if you kiss them.
November 21st, 2008 at 2:12 pm
You kiss a hell of alot better than you listen , maybe thats why I can’t get enough of you.
Its true when they say old habbits are hard to break but you’ll always remain my most tempting mistake.
November 20th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
I am emo and i am proud of it. I will always be. Even though I am dating Alex, Rodrigo and Aeris. I am still not in love. wondering when will it happen…?
November 20th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
I beat up my hands at night when I see my crush holding someone else’s hands… and it makes me feel good. :l
November 19th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
“I beat myself in the leg with a belt! .x0×0…..”
November 18th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
although you want help,
your too afraid, sometimes just of yourself…
you lay alone at night and cry,
and usually you dnt know why…
you hate yourself and this punishment,
for all the time youve spent hueting your loved ones, the innocent…
your “freinds” cant tell behind that smile,
but inside you feel distant, 100 miles…
you want to say how sry you are,
you cant, the proof is in your scars…
at home, and school, all they do is stare,
how much more can you bare?
you want to get the sorrow out of your head,
but the only way is to take your life, BAM! dead…
November 17th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
She said she loved me, she must have lied
She raped my innocence and part of me has died
I want to be your lover, I want to be your friend
But all she wanted was a cheap one night stand
November 17th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
….So im not guna lie… most of these were really dumb…… and could prolly hurt someone… There mean…. and some of them are immature…. “I wish my grass was emo”?? …what kind of thing is that…