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		<title>Guest Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.
- Author Unknown 
Every guest hates the others, and the host hates them all.
Albanian Proverbs 
A daily guest is a thief in the kitchen.
Proverb
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
- Benjamin Franklin 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.<br />
- Author Unknown </p>
<p>Every guest hates the others, and the host hates them all.<br />
Albanian Proverbs </p>
<p>A daily guest is a thief in the kitchen.<br />
Proverb</p>
<p>Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.<br />
- Benjamin Franklin </p>
<p>A guest never forgets the host who had treated him kindly.<br />
- Homer</p>
<p>The first day, a guest; the second, a burden; the third, a pest.<br />
- Edouard R. Laboulaye </p>
<p>If it were not for guests all houses would be graves.<br />
- Kahlil Gibran</p>
<p>To be an ideal guest, stay at home.<br />
- Edgar Watson Howe</p>
<p>The magic formula that successful businesses have discovered is to treat customers like guests and employees like people.<br />
- Tom Peters </p>
<p>The ornaments of your house will be the guests who frequent it.<br />
- Anonymous</p>
<p> A civil guest will no more talk all, than eat all the feast.<br />
- George Herheri </p>
<p>To buy very good wine nowadays requires only money. To serve it to your guests is a sign of fatigue.<br />
- William F. Buckley, Jr. </p>
<p>Humility is a virtue, and it is a virtue innate in guests.<br />
- Max Beerbohm</p>
<p>Superior people never make long visits.<br />
- Marianne Moore</p>
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		<title>Silly Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
- Nicholas Murray Butler
I&#8217;m gonna live forever, or die trying.
- Joseph Heller 
Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defense.
A friend is someone who&#8217;s there when he needs you.
- Anon
Don&#8217;t drink and drive you might spill your beer.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.<br />
- Nicholas Murray Butler</p>
<p>I&#8217;m gonna live forever, or die trying.<br />
- Joseph Heller </p>
<p>Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defense.</p>
<p>A friend is someone who&#8217;s there when he needs you.<br />
- Anon</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t drink and drive you might spill your beer.</p>
<p>Girls are like pianos. When they&#8217;re not upright, they&#8217;re grand.<br />
- Benny Hill</p>
<p>Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.</p>
<p>Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature.</p>
<p>To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.<br />
- Bess Myerson</p>
<p>Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.<br />
- Hubert Humphrey</p>
<p>Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make.</p>
<p>Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.</p>
<p>Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.<br />
- Anon </p>
<p>If you can count your money, you don&#8217;t have a billion dollars.<br />
- J.P. Getty</p>
<p>Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.</p>
<p>Most good judgement comes from experience.<br />
Most experience comes from bad judgement.</p>
<p>Committee &#8211; a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.<br />
- M. Berle </p>
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		<title>Eating Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Mark Twain
Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don&#8217;t overeat.
Bruce Barton 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.<br />
Mark Twain</p>
<p>Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don&#8217;t overeat.<br />
Bruce Barton </p>
<p>The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.<br />
Lucille Ball</p>
<p>Eating properly is great. I mean you cut the fat down, cut the cholesterol out, but still you got to get your rest and you got to have some form of exercise.<br />
Mike Ditka </p>
<p>Anyone who eats thee meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.<br />
L. M. Boyd</p>
<p>Be careful of the words you say, keep them soft and sweet; You never know from day to day which ones you&#8217;ll have to eat.<br />
Unknown</p>
<p>The majority of those who put together collections of verses or epigrams resemble those who eat cherries or oysters: they begin by choosing the best and end by eating everything.<br />
Nicolas Chamfort</p>
<p>Food is so primal, so essential a part of our lives, often the mere sharing of recipes with strangers turns them into good friends. That&#8217;s why I love this community.<br />
Jasmine Heiler </p>
<p>Just as appetite comes by eating, so work brings inspiration, if inspiration is not discernible at the beginning.<br />
Igor Stravinsky</p>
<p>Food is for eating, and good food is to be enjoyed. I think food is, actually, very beautiful in itself.<br />
Delia Smith </p>
<p>Eating is touch carried to the bitter end.<br />
Butler Samuel </p>
<p>Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.<br />
Marcus T. Cicero </p>
<p>The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn&#8217;t remind you of anything.<br />
Redd Foxx </p>
<p>I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.<br />
Winston Churchill </p>
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		<title>Night Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[How silver-sweet sound lovers&#8217; tongues by night,
Like softest music to attending ears!
Good things of day begin to droop and drowse;
While night&#8217;s black agents to their preys do rouse. 
&#8220;Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow.&#8221;
by  William Shakespeare
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How silver-sweet sound lovers&#8217; tongues by night,<br />
Like softest music to attending ears!</p>
<p>Good things of day begin to droop and drowse;<br />
While night&#8217;s black agents to their preys do rouse. </p>
<p>&#8220;Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow,<br />
That I shall say good night till it be morrow.&#8221;<br />
by  William Shakespeare</p>
<p>Night time is really the best time to work.  All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep.</p>
<p>The stars are the street lights of eternity. </p>
<p>At night we are all strangers, even to ourselves.</p>
<p>Night, like a giant, fills the church, from pavement to roof, and holds dominion through the silent hours. Pale dawn again comes peeping through the windows: and, giving place to day, sees night withdraw into the vaults, and follows it, and drives it out, and hides among the dead.<br />
- Charles Dicken</p>
<p>The cool peace and dewy sweetness of the night filled me with a mood of hope: not hope on any definite point, but a general sense of encouragement and heart ease.<br />
- Bronte</p>
<p>Never greet a stranger in the night, for he may be a demon.<br />
by Talmud</p>
<p>No man knows till he has suffered from the night how sweet and dear to his heart and eye the morning can be.<br />
- Stoker</p>
<p>Night is a world lit by itself. </p>
<p>Mine is the night, with all her stars.  by Edward Young</p>
<p>The day is for honest men, the night for honest thieves.</p>
<p>Night is the mother of thoughts.</p>
<p>Nothing like a nighttime stroll to give you ideas.<br />
by J.K. Rowling</p>
<p>The sky was a midnight-blue, like warm, deep, blue water, and the moon seemed to lie on it like a water-lily, floating forward with an invisible current.<br />
- W. Cather</p>
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		<title>Hair Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Beauty draws us with a single hair.
by Alexander Pope
There&#8217;s many a man has more hair than wit.
by William Shakespeare
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
by Lily Tomlin 
Gray hair is God&#8217;s graffiti.
Bill Crosby
Will you love me in December as you do in May,
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Beauty draws us with a single hair.<br />
by Alexander Pope</p>
<p>There&#8217;s many a man has more hair than wit.<br />
by William Shakespeare</p>
<p>If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?<br />
by Lily Tomlin </p>
<p>Gray hair is God&#8217;s graffiti.<br />
Bill Crosby</p>
<p>Will you love me in December as you do in May,<br />
Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?<br />
When my hair has all turned gray,<br />
Will you kiss me then and say,<br />
That you love me in December as you do in May?”<br />
by James Walker</p>
<p>The hair is the richest ornament of women.</p>
<p>I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.<br />
by Jay London </p>
<p>Gentlemen prefer blondes but marry brunettes.</p>
<p>Gray hair is a blessing &#8211; ask any bald man. </p>
<p>Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald. </p>
<p>Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.<br />
- Sam Ewing </p>
<p>Long on hair, short on brains. (Proverb)</p>
<p>When it comes to spotting a blonde hair on a man&#8217;s coat, every wife has 20-20 vision.</p>
<p>My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood hair.<br />
by Julia Roberts </p>
<p>Hair style is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself. </p>
<p>I have very short hair. It&#8217;s the only cute haircut I think I&#8217;ve ever had.<br />
by Jamie Lee Curtis </p>
<p>It&#8217;s hard to have a bad hair day when you&#8217;re famous.<br />
- Marion Jones </p>
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		<title>Truth Quotes, Sayings about Truth</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is no god higher than truth.
- Mahatma Gandhi
Truth is always strong, no matter how weak it looks; and falsehood is always weak, no matter how strong it looks.
- Phillips Brooks 
Truth only reveals itself when one gives up all preconceived ideas.
- Shoseki
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is no god higher than truth.<br />
- Mahatma Gandhi</p>
<p>Truth is always strong, no matter how weak it looks; and falsehood is always weak, no matter how strong it looks.<br />
- Phillips Brooks </p>
<p>Truth only reveals itself when one gives up all preconceived ideas.<br />
- Shoseki</p>
<p>A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt to be dangerous.<br />
- Alfred Adler</p>
<p>The best mind-altering drug is the truth.<br />
- Lily Tomlin </p>
<p>If you tell the truth you don&#8217;t have to remember anything.<br />
- Mark Twain </p>
<p>Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing away from it all that is not gold.<br />
- Leo Tolstoy</p>
<p>Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it&#8217;s not going to go away.<br />
- Elvis Presley </p>
<p>Man has always sacrificed truth to his vanity, comfort and advantage. He lives by make-believe.<br />
- Somerset Maugham</p>
<p>There are no whole truths: all truths are half-truths. It is trying to treat them as whole truths that plays the devil.<br />
- Alfred North Whitehead</p>
<p>Truth is not only violated by falsehood; it may be equally outraged by silence.<br />
- Henri Frederic </p>
<p>There is no truth.  There is only perception.<br />
- Gustave Flaubert</p>
<p>The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.<br />
- Norman Schwarzkop</p>
<p>We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.<br />
- Blaise Pascal</p>
<p>When one has one&#8217;s hand full of truth it is not always wise to open it.<br />
- French Proverb</p>
<p>When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do.<br />
- William Blake </p>
<p>Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true.<br />
- Demosthenes</p>
<p>I have no greater joy than to hear that my children walk in truth<br />
- Holy Bible</p>
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		<title>Hanukkah Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jewish people have been celebrating the festival of Hanukkah for the past 3000 years, as a celebration of the victory of Jewish national survival and freedom. It is also known as Chanukah, the Festival of Lights.
Blessed is the match consumed in kindling flame
Blessed is the flame that burns in the secret fastness of the heart.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jewish people have been celebrating the festival of Hanukkah for the past 3000 years, as a celebration of the victory of Jewish national survival and freedom. It is also known as Chanukah, the Festival of Lights.</p>
<p>Blessed is the match consumed in kindling flame<br />
Blessed is the flame that burns in the secret fastness of the heart.<br />
by Hannah Senesh</p>
<p>Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.<br />
- Richard Lewis </p>
<p>Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.<br />
by Richard Lewis</p>
<p>May This Festival of Lights bring Blessings<br />
upon you and All Your Loved Ones for Happiness,<br />
for Health, and for Spiritual and Material Wealth,<br />
and May the Lights of Chanukah Usher in the Light of Moshiach<br />
and a Better World for All of Humankind.<br />
- Hanukkah blessing</p>
<p>May the lights of Hanukkah usher in a better world for all humankind. </p>
<p>Put on your yarmulke,<br />
Here comes Hanukkah!<br />
So much funukah,<br />
To celebrate Hanukkah!<br />
Hanukkah is the festival of lights.<br />
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.<br />
&#8211; Hannukah Song by Adam Sandler</p>
<p>Chanukkah, Oh Chanukkah<br />
Come light the menorah<br />
Let&#8217;s have a party<br />
We&#8217;ll all dance the hora<br />
Gather round the table, we&#8217;ll have a treat<br />
Shiny tops to play with, latkes to eat.<br />
And while we are playing<br />
The candles are burning low<br />
One for each night, they shed a sweet light<br />
To remind us of days long ago.<br />
Chanukkah, Oh Chanukkah<br />
&#8211; <strong>Chanukkah</strong> Song</p>
<p>Colorful candles burning bright, each lit on eight very special nights.</p>
<p>May love and light fill your home and heart at Hanukkah.</p>
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		<title>Failure Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 07:46:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is possible to fail in many ways&#8230;while to succeed is possible only in one way.
by Aristotle
Success isn&#8217;t permanent, and failure isn&#8217;t fatal. 
Failure is an event, never a person.
- William D. Brown
I don&#8217;t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
by Bill Cosby
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is possible to fail in many ways&#8230;while to succeed is possible only in one way.<br />
by Aristotle</p>
<p>Success isn&#8217;t permanent, and failure isn&#8217;t fatal. </p>
<p>Failure is an event, never a person.<br />
- William D. Brown</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.<br />
by Bill Cosby</p>
<p>There is no failure except in no longer trying.<br />
by Elbert Hubbard</p>
<p>If we don&#8217;t succeed, we run the risk of failure. </p>
<p>Failure happens all the time. It happens every day in practice. What makes you better is how you react to it.<br />
by Mia Hamm </p>
<p>Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death.<br />
- Anais Nin</p>
<p>My reputation grows with every failure.<br />
- G B Shaw</p>
<p>Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.<br />
- Churchill</p>
<p>Testing leads to failure, and failure leads to understanding.<br />
- Burt Rutan </p>
<p>Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.<br />
- Oscar Wilde</p>
<p>Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err.<br />
- M K Gandhi</p>
<p>Remember, no man is a failure who has friends.</p>
<p>Men are born to succeed, not fail. </p>
<p>Failure changes for the better, success for the worse.</p>
<p>A real failure does not need an excuse. It is an end in itself.<br />
by Gertrude Stein </p>
<p>One fails forward toward success. </p>
<p>Don&#8217;t come home a failure.<br />
- Ty Cobb </p>
<p>Laziness is a secret ingredient that goes into failure. But it&#8217;s only kept a secret from the person who fails.<br />
by Robert Half </p>
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		<title>Environment sayings</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 18:53:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We are the environment.
- Charles Panati 
Nature provides a free lunch, but only if we control our appetites.
- William Ruckelshaus
When we heal the earth, we heal ourselves.
Let us a little permit Nature to take her own way; she better understands her own affairs than we.
- Michel de Montaigne
We make the world we live in and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We are the environment.<br />
- Charles Panati </p>
<p>Nature provides a free lunch, but only if we control our appetites.<br />
- William Ruckelshaus</p>
<p>When we heal the earth, we heal ourselves.</p>
<p>Let us a little permit Nature to take her own way; she better understands her own affairs than we.<br />
- Michel de Montaigne</p>
<p>We make the world we live in and shape our own environment.<br />
- Orison Swett Marden </p>
<p>Living simply has resulted in us becoming more aware of the environment and the impact we have on it.<br />
- Catherine Pulsifer </p>
<p>The more we exploit nature, The more our options are reduced, until we have only one: to fight for survival.<br />
- Morris K. Udall</p>
<p>Till now man has been up against Nature; from now on he will be up against his own nature.<br />
- Dennis Gabor</p>
<p>The human race will be the cancer of the planet.<br />
- Julian Huxley</p>
<p>Those who dwell among the beauties and mysteries of the earth are never alone or weary of life.<br />
- Rachel Carson</p>
<p>A virgin forest is where the hand of man has never set foot.<br />
- Unknown</p>
<p>In an underdeveloped country, don&#8217;t drink the water; in a developed country, don&#8217;t breathe the air.</p>
<p>The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.<br />
- Carl Sagan</p>
<p>The environment is everything that isn&#8217;t me.<br />
- Albert Einstein</p>
<p>For in the true nature of things, if we rightly consider, every green tree is far more glorious than if it were made of gold and silver.<br />
- Martin Luther King </p>
<p>We won&#8217;t have a society if we destroy the environment.<br />
- Margaret Mead</p>
<p>The earth we abuse and the living things we kill will, in the end, take their revenge; for in exploiting their presence we are diminishing our future.<br />
- Marya Mannes</p>
<p>The system of nature, of which man is a part, tends to be self-balancing, self-adjusting, self-cleansing. Not so with technology.<br />
- E.F. Schumacher</p>
<p>Population growth is the primary source of environmental damage.<br />
- Jacques Cousteau</p>
<p>Hurt not the earth, neither the sea, nor the trees.<br />
- Bible</p>
<p>The magnificence of mountains, the serenity of nature &#8211; nothing is safe from the idiot marks of man&#8217;s passing.<br />
- Loudon Wainwright</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
- Jules Combarieu
A painter paints pictures on canvas.  But musicians paint their pictures on silence.
- Leopold Stokowski
Life is a song. Love is the music.
- Anonymous
Music is forever; music should grow and mature with you, following you right on up until you die.
- Paul Simon
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Music is the art of thinking with sounds.<br />
- Jules Combarieu</p>
<p>A painter paints pictures on canvas.  But musicians paint their pictures on silence.<br />
- Leopold Stokowski</p>
<p>Life is a song. Love is the music.<br />
- Anonymous</p>
<p>Music is forever; music should grow and mature with you, following you right on up until you die.<br />
- Paul Simon</p>
<p>Music is Love in search of a word.<br />
- Sidney Lanier</p>
<p>Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without.<br />
- Confucius</p>
<p>Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.<br />
- Robert Fripp</p>
<p>True music must repeat the thought and inspirations of the people and the time. My people are Americans and my time is today.<br />
- George Gershwin </p>
<p>Music is like religion, unconditionally brings in its train all the moral virtues to the heart it enters, even though that heart is not in the least worthy.<br />
- Jean Baptiste Montegut</p>
<p>Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life.<br />
- Ludwig van Beethoven</p>
<p>Music is the pleasure the human soul experiences from counting without being aware that it is counting.<br />
- Gottfried Wilhelm von Leibniz</p>
<p>Music exalts each joy, allays each grief, Expels diseases, softens every pain, Subdues the rage of poison, and the plague.<br />
- John Armstrong</p>
<p>Music is a friend of labor for it lightens the task by refreshing the nerves and spirit of the worker.<br />
- William Green</p>
<p>Music makes one feel so romantic &#8211; at least it always gets on one&#8217;s nerves &#8211; which is the same thing nowadays.<br />
- Oscar Wilde</p>
<p>Music is moonlight in the gloomy night of life.<br />
- Jean Paul Richter</p>
<p>Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom.  If you don&#8217;t live it, it won&#8217;t come out of your horn.<br />
- Charlie Parker</p>
<p>Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast To soften rocks or bend a knotted oak. By magic numbers and persuasive sound.<br />
- William Congreve</p>
<p>The man who has no music in himself; nor is moved with concord of sweet sounds is fit for treason, stratagems, and spoils.<br />
- William Shakespeare</p>
<p>Music&#8217;s the medicine of the mind.<br />
- John A. Logan</p>
<p>Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body.<br />
- Oliver Wendell Holmes</p>
<p>Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing.<br />
- John Erskine</p>
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		<title>Grammar Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Grammar is the logic of speech, even as logic is the grammar of reason.
by Richard C. Trench
It is well to remember that grammar is common speech formulated.
- William Somerset Maugham
Grammar stops at love, and at art.
A philosopher once said, &#8220;Half of good philosophy is good grammar&#8221;.
- Martinich 
Grammar is not a time of waste.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Grammar is the logic of speech, even as logic is the grammar of reason.<br />
by Richard C. Trench</p>
<p>It is well to remember that grammar is common speech formulated.<br />
- William Somerset Maugham</p>
<p>Grammar stops at love, and at art.</p>
<p>A philosopher once said, &#8220;Half of good philosophy is good grammar&#8221;.<br />
- Martinich </p>
<p>Grammar is not a time of waste.</p>
<p>Grammar is the grave of letters.<br />
- Elbert Hubbard</p>
<p>I am the King of Rome, and above grammar.</p>
<p>Be able to correctly pronounce the words you would like to speak and have excellent spoken grammar.<br />
- Marilyn</p>
<p>Why care for grammar as long as we are good?</p>
<p>Only in grammar can you be more than perfect.<br />
- William Safire</p>
<p>Writing is an act of faith, not a trick of grammar. </p>
<p>I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it.<br />
- Carl Sandburg</p>
<p>Grammar is the logic of speech, even as logic is the grammar of reason. </p>
<p>Correct English is the slang of prigs who write history and essays.<br />
-George Eliot</p>
<p>Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: You find the present tense and the past perfect.</p>
<p>I will not go down to posterity talking bad grammar.<br />
- Benjamin Disraeli</p>
<p>My spelling is Wobbly.  It&#8217;s good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.<br />
A.A. Milne</p>
<p>English usage is sometimes more than mere taste, judgement, and education &#8212; Sometimes it&#8217;s sheer luck, like getting across the street.<br />
- E B White </p>
<p>Statistics is the grammar of science.<br />
by Karl Pearson</p>
<p>When I split an infinitive, god damn it, I split it so it stays split.<br />
~Raymond Chandler</p>
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		<title>Debt Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man in debt is so far a slave.
When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage.
by Bill Balance
Debt is the slavery of the free.
Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of.
-H W Shaw
Debt is the worst poverty. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A man in debt is so far a slave.</p>
<p>When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage.<br />
by Bill Balance</p>
<p>Debt is the slavery of the free.</p>
<p>Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of.<br />
-H W Shaw</p>
<p>Debt is the worst poverty. </p>
<p>Debts are nowadays like children begot with pleasure, but brought forth in pain.<br />
-Moliere</p>
<p>Speak not of my debts unless you mean to pay them. </p>
<p>A habit of debt is very injurious to the memory. </p>
<p>He looks the whole world in the face for he owes not any man.<br />
by H W Longfellow</p>
<p>One of the greatest disservices you can do a man is to lend him money that he can&#8217;t pay back. </p>
<p>Rather go to bed supperless than rise in debt. </p>
<p>A true lover always feels in debt to the one he loves.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m in debt. I am a true American.<br />
-Balki Bartokomous</p>
<p>Promises make debt, and debt makes promises.  </p>
<p>The only man who sticks closer to you in adversity than a friend is a creditor.</p>
<p>You load 16 tons, and what do you get?<br />
Another day older and deeper in debt.<br />
St. Peter don&#8217;t you call me &#8217;cause I can&#8217;t go.<br />
I owe my soul to the company store.<br />
_Merle Travis</p>
<p>Creditors have better memories than debtors.</p>
<p>No man&#8217;s credit is as good as his money.</p>
<p>Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.<br />
by Winston Churchill</p>
<p>Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.<br />
by Ogden Nash</p>
<p>Who goeth a borrowing<br />
Goeth a sorrowing.<br />
~Thomas Tusser</p>
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		<title>Exercise Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Exercise is done against one&#8217;s wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse.
Exercise alone provides psychological and physical benefits. However, if you also adopt a strategy that engages your mind while you exercise, you can get a whole host of psychological benefits fairly quickly.
- James Rippe
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Exercise is done against one&#8217;s wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse.</p>
<p>Exercise alone provides psychological and physical benefits. However, if you also adopt a strategy that engages your mind while you exercise, you can get a whole host of psychological benefits fairly quickly.<br />
- James Rippe</p>
<p>Fitness &#8211; if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.</p>
<p>Exercise is a dirty word.  Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.  </p>
<p>A good goal is like a strenuous exercise &#8211; it makes you stretch.</p>
<p>A rich man cannot enjoy a sound mind nor a sound body without exercise and abstinence; and yet these are truly the worst ingredients of poverty.<br />
by Henry Home</p>
<p>Nothing’s better than the wind to your back, the sun in front of you, and your friends beside you. </p>
<p>If you exercise your mind, you&#8217;re not going to get sick. </p>
<p>I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.<br />
- Mark Twain</p>
<p>Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don&#8217;t need it: if you are sick you should not take it.</p>
<p>Commit to be fit. </p>
<p>A boxer must exercise and develop every part of his body.<br />
by G Tunney </p>
<p>Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very far. </p>
<p>I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don&#8217;t intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.<br />
- Buzz Aldrin</p>
<p>the tools that allow for optimum health are balanced diet and regular exercise. </p>
<p>Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. </p>
<p>I am pushing sixty.  That is enough exercise for me.<br />
by Mark Twain</p>
<p>Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness. </p>
<p>The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck.</p>
<p>Find fitness with fun dancing. It is fun and makes you forget about the dreaded exercise. </p>
<p>I think that making love is the best form of exercise.<br />
- Cary</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re asking your kids to exercise, then you better do it, too. Practice what you preach.<br />
by Jenner</p>
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		<title>Veterans Day Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it.
Freedom is never free.  
It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you.
by Dick Cheney
The more we sweat in peace the less we bleed in war.
Vijaya Lakshmi Pandit 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it.</p>
<p>Freedom is never free.  </p>
<p>It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you.<br />
by Dick Cheney</p>
<p>The more we sweat in peace the less we bleed in war.<br />
Vijaya Lakshmi Pandit </p>
<p>The most persistent sound which reverberates through men&#8217;s history is the beating of war drums.<br />
- Arthur Koestler </p>
<p>This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.</p>
<p>In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.<br />
Mark Twain </p>
<p>Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of readiness to die.<br />
- Chesterton </p>
<p>In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.</p>
<p>The only war is the war you fought in. Every veteran knows that.<br />
Allan Keller </p>
<p>You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.<br />
- Jeannette Rankin</p>
<p>As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.</p>
<p>The most persistent sound which reverberates through men&#8217;s history is the beating of war drums.</p>
<p>I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask, &#8220;Mother, what was war?&#8221;<br />
-Eve Merriam </p>
<p>Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys. Look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death!</p>
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		<title>Future Sayings and Quotes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.
by Abraham Lincoln
The future ain’t what it used to be.
I never think of the future &#8211; it comes soon enough.
I know not what the future holds, but I know who holds the future.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.<br />
by Abraham Lincoln</p>
<p>The future ain’t what it used to be.</p>
<p>I never think of the future &#8211; it comes soon enough.</p>
<p>I know not what the future holds, but I know who holds the future.</p>
<p>The future is made of the same stuff as the present.</p>
<p>The distinction between the past, present and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.<br />
by Albert Einstein</p>
<p>Learn the past, watch the present, and create the future.</p>
<p>When all else is lost, the future still remains.</p>
<p>I like men who have a future and women who have a past.<br />
- Oscar Wilde</p>
<p>For tomorrow belongs to the people who prepare for it today.</p>
<p>The future has a way of arriving unannounced.</p>
<p>Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.<br />
by Niels Bohr</p>
<p>Fear not for the future, weep not for the past.</p>
<p>The past can&#8217;t see you, but the future is listening.<br />
- Destin Figuier</p>
<p>Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future one.</p>
<p>These days people seek knowledge, not wisdom. Knowledge is of the past, wisdom is of the future.<br />
_Vernon Cooper</p>
<p>The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.</p>
<p>The future is called &#8220;perhaps,&#8221; which is the only possible thing to call the future. And the only important thing is not to allow that to scare you.<br />
~T. Williams</p>
<p>The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.</p>
<p>I have seen the future and it is very much like the present &#8211; only longer.<br />
by Kehlog Albran</p>
<p>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.</p>
<p>There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in.<br />
_Deepak Chopra</p>
<p>Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.</p>
<p>The longer you wait for the future, the shorter it will be.</p>
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		<title>Gift Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is bought is cheaper than a gift.  
The only gift is a portion of thyself.
by R W Emerson
A hug is the perfect gift; one size fits all, and nobody minds if you exchange it.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is bought is cheaper than a gift.  </p>
<p>The only gift is a portion of thyself.<br />
by R W Emerson</p>
<p>A hug is the perfect gift; one size fits all, and nobody minds if you exchange it.<br />
You give but little when you give of your possessions.  It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.<br />
by Kahlil Gibran</p>
<p>Every gift which is given, even though is be small, is in reality great, if it is given with affection.<br />
by Pindar</p>
<p>A friend is a gift you give yourself.</p>
<p>Every gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness.<br />
by Richard Bach</p>
<p>A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.<br />
by Thomas Fuller</p>
<p>The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention.</p>
<p>Love is a gift of one&#8217;s inner most soul to another so both can be whole.</p>
<p>Christmas is the season when you buy this year&#8217;s gifts with next year&#8217;s money.</p>
<p>The greatest gift is to give people your enlightenment, to share it. It has to be the greatest.<br />
by Buddha</p>
<p>Love is, above all, the gift of oneself. </p>
<p>To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift.</p>
<p>Life is the first gift, love is the second, and understanding the third.</p>
<p>The greatest gift of the garden is the restoration of the five senses.<br />
by Hanna Rion</p>
<p>A book is a gift you can open again and again.by Garrison Keillor</p>
<p>Talent can be developed, gift is God-given. But artists have both.</p>
<p>Christmas is the season when you buy this years gifts with next years money.</p>
<p>Guilt is the gift that keeps on giving.</p>
<p>Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting with the gift of speech.<br />
by Simonides</p>
<p>God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say Thank You ?</p>
<p>A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.</p>
<p>What we are is Gods gift to us. What we become is our gift to God.</p>
<p>The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention.</p>
<p>Yes, Mother. I can see you are flawed. You have not hidden it. That is your greatest gift to me.<br />
by Alice Walker</p>
<p>Yesterday is history, Today is a gift, Tomorrow a surprising mistery.</p>
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		<title>Joy Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joy is the best makeup.
by Anne Lamott
Joy is not in things; it is in us. 
One joy shatters a hundred griefs.
Joys do not stay, but take wing and fly away.
A joy shared is a joy doubled.
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Joy is the best makeup.<br />
by Anne Lamott</p>
<p>Joy is not in things; it is in us. </p>
<p>One joy shatters a hundred griefs.</p>
<p>Joys do not stay, but take wing and fly away.</p>
<p>A joy shared is a joy doubled.</p>
<p>Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.</p>
<p>Joy in looking and comprehending is nature&#8217;s most beautiful gift.<br />
by Albert Einstein</p>
<p>Joy is the feeling of grinning inside.<br />
by Melba Colgrove</p>
<p>The only joy in the world is to begin.<br />
by Cesare Pavese </p>
<p>And these are joys, like beauty, but skin deep.</p>
<p>We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them.</p>
<p>The joy of a spirit is the measure of its power. </p>
<p>Joy is prayer &#8211; Joy is strength &#8211; Joy is love &#8211; Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. </p>
<p>Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls.<br />
by Mother Teresa </p>
<p>Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.<br />
by Euripides </p>
<p>There is no pain so great as the memory of joy in present grief.</p>
<p>The sun does not shine for a few trees and flowers, but for the wide world&#8217;s joy.</p>
<p>Things won are done; joy&#8217;s soul lies in the doing. </p>
<p>Joy delights in Joy.<br />
by William Shakespeare</p>
<p>Joy lies in the fight, in the attempt, in the suffering involved, not in the victory itself.<br />
- M K Gandhi</p>
<p>Every minute should be enjoyed and savored.</p>
<p>Enjoy life. This is not a dress rehearsal.</p>
<p>There are those who give with joy, and that joy is their reward.</p>
<p>He who has not looked on Sorrow will never see Joy.<br />
by Kahlil Gibran</p>
<p>Now and then it is good to pause in our pursuit of Joy and just be Joyful.</p>
<p>Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.</p>
<p>The secret of joy in work is contained in one word &#8211; excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it.</p>
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		<title>Goal Sayings and Quotes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Try and fail but dont fail to try.
A goal without a plan is just a wish.
Goals are dreams with deadlines.
by Diana Scharf Hunt
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
A goal properly set is halfway reached.
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Try and fail but dont fail to try.</p>
<p>A goal without a plan is just a wish.</p>
<p>Goals are dreams with deadlines.<br />
by Diana Scharf Hunt</p>
<p>You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.</p>
<p>A goal properly set is halfway reached.</p>
<p>It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.<br />
by Edmund Hillary quotes </p>
<p>One may miss the mark by aiming too high as too low.<br />
by Thomas Fuller</p>
<p>A goal without a plan is just a wish.</p>
<p>You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.</p>
<p>Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.<br />
by Henry Ford</p>
<p>What you get by achieving your goal is not as important as what you become by achieving your goal.</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t know where you are going. How can you expect to get there?</p>
<p>Life is full of obstacle illusions.</p>
<p>Do or do not. There is no try.<br />
by Yoda </p>
<p>The greatest dreams are always unrealistic.<br />
by Will Smith</p>
<p>What is not started today is never finished tomorrow.</p>
<p>Set your goals high, and don&#8217;t stop till you get there.<br />
by Bo Jackson</p>
<p>If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.</p>
<p>Goals should always be made to a point that will make us reach and strain.</p>
<p>Try to make your own path instead of following the one already made by someone else.</p>
<p>Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, youll land amongst the stars.</p>
<p>Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another.</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t have time to do it right you must have time to do it over.  </p>
<p>There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.<br />
by Beverly Sills</p>
<p>Goals that are not written down are just wishes.</p>
<p>Too aim is not enough, you must hit.</p>
<p>By losing your goal, you have lost your way.</p>
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		<title>Coffee Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.
by Drew Sirtors
I like my coffee like my women:  hot, strong, steamy. 
A morning without coffee is like sleep. 
Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. 
Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.
by Lara Flynn Boyle 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.<br />
by Drew Sirtors</p>
<p>I like my coffee like my women:  hot, strong, steamy. </p>
<p>A morning without coffee is like sleep. </p>
<p>Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. </p>
<p>Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.<br />
by Lara Flynn Boyle </p>
<p>Coffee has two virtues:  it is wet and warm. </p>
<p>Caffeine isn&#8217;t a drug, it&#8217;s a vitamin!</p>
<p>Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. </p>
<p>Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.<br />
- Bill Gates </p>
<p>Men should be like coffee, hot sweet and strong.</p>
<p>When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.<br />
by Helen Hayes </p>
<p>Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer.</p>
<p>If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.<br />
- Abraham Lincoln </p>
<p>Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.</p>
<p>Coffee and love are best when they are hot.</p>
<p>I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.<br />
- David Lynch </p>
<p>A cup of coffee commits one to forty years of friendship.</p>
<p>Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic&#8217;s best friend!<br />
- Gerard Way </p>
<p>I never drink coffee at lunch.  I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.  by Ronald Reagan</p>
<p>Coffee is not my cup of tea.<br />
by Samuel Goldwyn</p>
<p>Coffee in England is just toasted milk.  </p>
<p>Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.<br />
by Jonathan Swift</p>
<p>A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.<br />
- Paul Erdos</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t laugh at the coffee.  Some day you, too, may be old and weak.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park.<br />
by Jake Gyllenhaal </p>
<p>Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.</p>
<p>Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?<br />
- Steven Wright</p>
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		<title>Be Yourself Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away.
God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.
- William Shakespeare
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away.</p>
<p>God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.<br />
- William Shakespeare</p>
<p>Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.</p>
<p>Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.</p>
<p>To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.</p>
<p>If you cannot be a poet, be the poem. </p>
<p>Originality is a by-product of sincerity.</p>
<p>Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don&#8217;t matter and those who matter don&#8217;t mind.</p>
<p>Take the time to come home to yourself every day.</p>
<p>I never wanted to be different; I just wanted to be me.</p>
<p>Be not anxious about what you have, but about what you are.</p>
<p>The biggest mistake people make in life is not making a living at doing what they most enjoy.</p>
<p>Put a grain of boldness into everything you do.</p>
<p>It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.</p>
<p>There is just one life for each of us: our own.</p>
<p>&#8220;Being yourself&#8221; is about the worst advice you can give some people.</p>
<p>Wherever you go, go with all your heart.<br />
- Confucius</p>
<p>To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up.</p>
<p>No man can climb out beyond the limitations of his own character.</p>
<p>The most terrifying thing is to accept oneself completely.</p>
<p>Learn to be what you are, and learn to live with all that you are not.</p>
<p>The best you can be at any given moment is yourself.</p>
<p>One&#8217;s real life is often the life that one does not lead.</p>
<p>It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for something you are not. </p>
<p>Be what you are. This is the first step toward becoming better than you are.</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t get lost, there&#8217;s a chance you may never be found.</p>
<p>The most exhausting thing in life is being insincere.</p>
<p>Just being yourself, being who you are, is a successful rebellion.</p>
<p>Freedom lies in being yourself.</p>
<p>Accept no ones definition of your life, but define yourself.</p>
<p>Man is least himself when he talks in his own person.  Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.</p>
<p>A wise man never loses anything if he have himself.</p>
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