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		<title>Music Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
- Jules Combarieu
A painter paints pictures on canvas.  But musicians paint their pictures on silence.
- Leopold Stokowski
Life is a song. Love is the music.
- Anonymous
Music is forever; music should grow and mature with you, following you right on up until you die.
- Paul Simon
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Music is the art of thinking with sounds.<br />
- Jules Combarieu</p>
<p>A painter paints pictures on canvas.  But musicians paint their pictures on silence.<br />
- Leopold Stokowski</p>
<p>Life is a song. Love is the music.<br />
- Anonymous</p>
<p>Music is forever; music should grow and mature with you, following you right on up until you die.<br />
- Paul Simon</p>
<p>Music is Love in search of a word.<br />
- Sidney Lanier</p>
<p>Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without.<br />
- Confucius</p>
<p>Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.<br />
- Robert Fripp</p>
<p>True music must repeat the thought and inspirations of the people and the time. My people are Americans and my time is today.<br />
- George Gershwin </p>
<p>Music is like religion, unconditionally brings in its train all the moral virtues to the heart it enters, even though that heart is not in the least worthy.<br />
- Jean Baptiste Montegut</p>
<p>Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life.<br />
- Ludwig van Beethoven</p>
<p>Music is the pleasure the human soul experiences from counting without being aware that it is counting.<br />
- Gottfried Wilhelm von Leibniz</p>
<p>Music exalts each joy, allays each grief, Expels diseases, softens every pain, Subdues the rage of poison, and the plague.<br />
- John Armstrong</p>
<p>Music is a friend of labor for it lightens the task by refreshing the nerves and spirit of the worker.<br />
- William Green</p>
<p>Music makes one feel so romantic &#8211; at least it always gets on one&#8217;s nerves &#8211; which is the same thing nowadays.<br />
- Oscar Wilde</p>
<p>Music is moonlight in the gloomy night of life.<br />
- Jean Paul Richter</p>
<p>Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom.  If you don&#8217;t live it, it won&#8217;t come out of your horn.<br />
- Charlie Parker</p>
<p>Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast To soften rocks or bend a knotted oak. By magic numbers and persuasive sound.<br />
- William Congreve</p>
<p>The man who has no music in himself; nor is moved with concord of sweet sounds is fit for treason, stratagems, and spoils.<br />
- William Shakespeare</p>
<p>Music&#8217;s the medicine of the mind.<br />
- John A. Logan</p>
<p>Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body.<br />
- Oliver Wendell Holmes</p>
<p>Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing.<br />
- John Erskine</p>
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		<title>Grammar Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Grammar is the logic of speech, even as logic is the grammar of reason.
by Richard C. Trench
It is well to remember that grammar is common speech formulated.
- William Somerset Maugham
Grammar stops at love, and at art.
A philosopher once said, &#8220;Half of good philosophy is good grammar&#8221;.
- Martinich 
Grammar is not a time of waste.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Grammar is the logic of speech, even as logic is the grammar of reason.<br />
by Richard C. Trench</p>
<p>It is well to remember that grammar is common speech formulated.<br />
- William Somerset Maugham</p>
<p>Grammar stops at love, and at art.</p>
<p>A philosopher once said, &#8220;Half of good philosophy is good grammar&#8221;.<br />
- Martinich </p>
<p>Grammar is not a time of waste.</p>
<p>Grammar is the grave of letters.<br />
- Elbert Hubbard</p>
<p>I am the King of Rome, and above grammar.</p>
<p>Be able to correctly pronounce the words you would like to speak and have excellent spoken grammar.<br />
- Marilyn</p>
<p>Why care for grammar as long as we are good?</p>
<p>Only in grammar can you be more than perfect.<br />
- William Safire</p>
<p>Writing is an act of faith, not a trick of grammar. </p>
<p>I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it.<br />
- Carl Sandburg</p>
<p>Grammar is the logic of speech, even as logic is the grammar of reason. </p>
<p>Correct English is the slang of prigs who write history and essays.<br />
-George Eliot</p>
<p>Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: You find the present tense and the past perfect.</p>
<p>I will not go down to posterity talking bad grammar.<br />
- Benjamin Disraeli</p>
<p>My spelling is Wobbly.  It&#8217;s good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.<br />
A.A. Milne</p>
<p>English usage is sometimes more than mere taste, judgement, and education &#8212; Sometimes it&#8217;s sheer luck, like getting across the street.<br />
- E B White </p>
<p>Statistics is the grammar of science.<br />
by Karl Pearson</p>
<p>When I split an infinitive, god damn it, I split it so it stays split.<br />
~Raymond Chandler</p>
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		<title>Debt Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man in debt is so far a slave.
When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage.
by Bill Balance
Debt is the slavery of the free.
Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of.
-H W Shaw
Debt is the worst poverty. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A man in debt is so far a slave.</p>
<p>When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage.<br />
by Bill Balance</p>
<p>Debt is the slavery of the free.</p>
<p>Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of.<br />
-H W Shaw</p>
<p>Debt is the worst poverty. </p>
<p>Debts are nowadays like children begot with pleasure, but brought forth in pain.<br />
-Moliere</p>
<p>Speak not of my debts unless you mean to pay them. </p>
<p>A habit of debt is very injurious to the memory. </p>
<p>He looks the whole world in the face for he owes not any man.<br />
by H W Longfellow</p>
<p>One of the greatest disservices you can do a man is to lend him money that he can&#8217;t pay back. </p>
<p>Rather go to bed supperless than rise in debt. </p>
<p>A true lover always feels in debt to the one he loves.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m in debt. I am a true American.<br />
-Balki Bartokomous</p>
<p>Promises make debt, and debt makes promises.  </p>
<p>The only man who sticks closer to you in adversity than a friend is a creditor.</p>
<p>You load 16 tons, and what do you get?<br />
Another day older and deeper in debt.<br />
St. Peter don&#8217;t you call me &#8217;cause I can&#8217;t go.<br />
I owe my soul to the company store.<br />
_Merle Travis</p>
<p>Creditors have better memories than debtors.</p>
<p>No man&#8217;s credit is as good as his money.</p>
<p>Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.<br />
by Winston Churchill</p>
<p>Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.<br />
by Ogden Nash</p>
<p>Who goeth a borrowing<br />
Goeth a sorrowing.<br />
~Thomas Tusser</p>
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		<title>Exercise Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Exercise is done against one&#8217;s wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse.
Exercise alone provides psychological and physical benefits. However, if you also adopt a strategy that engages your mind while you exercise, you can get a whole host of psychological benefits fairly quickly.
- James Rippe
Fitness &#8211; if it came in a bottle, everybody [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Exercise is done against one&#8217;s wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse.</p>
<p>Exercise alone provides psychological and physical benefits. However, if you also adopt a strategy that engages your mind while you exercise, you can get a whole host of psychological benefits fairly quickly.<br />
- James Rippe</p>
<p>Fitness &#8211; if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.</p>
<p>Exercise is a dirty word.  Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.  </p>
<p>A good goal is like a strenuous exercise &#8211; it makes you stretch.</p>
<p>A rich man cannot enjoy a sound mind nor a sound body without exercise and abstinence; and yet these are truly the worst ingredients of poverty.<br />
by Henry Home</p>
<p>Nothing’s better than the wind to your back, the sun in front of you, and your friends beside you. </p>
<p>If you exercise your mind, you&#8217;re not going to get sick. </p>
<p>I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.<br />
- Mark Twain</p>
<p>Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don&#8217;t need it: if you are sick you should not take it.</p>
<p>Commit to be fit. </p>
<p>A boxer must exercise and develop every part of his body.<br />
by G Tunney </p>
<p>Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very far. </p>
<p>I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don&#8217;t intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.<br />
- Buzz Aldrin</p>
<p>the tools that allow for optimum health are balanced diet and regular exercise. </p>
<p>Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. </p>
<p>I am pushing sixty.  That is enough exercise for me.<br />
by Mark Twain</p>
<p>Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness. </p>
<p>The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck.</p>
<p>Find fitness with fun dancing. It is fun and makes you forget about the dreaded exercise. </p>
<p>I think that making love is the best form of exercise.<br />
- Cary</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re asking your kids to exercise, then you better do it, too. Practice what you preach.<br />
by Jenner</p>
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		<title>Veterans Day Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it.
Freedom is never free.  
It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you.
by Dick Cheney
The more we sweat in peace the less we bleed in war.
Vijaya Lakshmi Pandit 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it.</p>
<p>Freedom is never free.  </p>
<p>It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you.<br />
by Dick Cheney</p>
<p>The more we sweat in peace the less we bleed in war.<br />
Vijaya Lakshmi Pandit </p>
<p>The most persistent sound which reverberates through men&#8217;s history is the beating of war drums.<br />
- Arthur Koestler </p>
<p>This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.</p>
<p>In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.<br />
Mark Twain </p>
<p>Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of readiness to die.<br />
- Chesterton </p>
<p>In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.</p>
<p>The only war is the war you fought in. Every veteran knows that.<br />
Allan Keller </p>
<p>You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.<br />
- Jeannette Rankin</p>
<p>As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.</p>
<p>The most persistent sound which reverberates through men&#8217;s history is the beating of war drums.</p>
<p>I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask, &#8220;Mother, what was war?&#8221;<br />
-Eve Merriam </p>
<p>Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys. Look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death!</p>
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		<title>Future Sayings and Quotes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.
by Abraham Lincoln
The future ain’t what it used to be.
I never think of the future &#8211; it comes soon enough.
I know not what the future holds, but I know who holds the future.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.<br />
by Abraham Lincoln</p>
<p>The future ain’t what it used to be.</p>
<p>I never think of the future &#8211; it comes soon enough.</p>
<p>I know not what the future holds, but I know who holds the future.</p>
<p>The future is made of the same stuff as the present.</p>
<p>The distinction between the past, present and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.<br />
by Albert Einstein</p>
<p>Learn the past, watch the present, and create the future.</p>
<p>When all else is lost, the future still remains.</p>
<p>I like men who have a future and women who have a past.<br />
- Oscar Wilde</p>
<p>For tomorrow belongs to the people who prepare for it today.</p>
<p>The future has a way of arriving unannounced.</p>
<p>Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.<br />
by Niels Bohr</p>
<p>Fear not for the future, weep not for the past.</p>
<p>The past can&#8217;t see you, but the future is listening.<br />
- Destin Figuier</p>
<p>Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future one.</p>
<p>These days people seek knowledge, not wisdom. Knowledge is of the past, wisdom is of the future.<br />
_Vernon Cooper</p>
<p>The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.</p>
<p>The future is called &#8220;perhaps,&#8221; which is the only possible thing to call the future. And the only important thing is not to allow that to scare you.<br />
~T. Williams</p>
<p>The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.</p>
<p>I have seen the future and it is very much like the present &#8211; only longer.<br />
by Kehlog Albran</p>
<p>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.</p>
<p>There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in.<br />
_Deepak Chopra</p>
<p>Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.</p>
<p>The longer you wait for the future, the shorter it will be.</p>
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		<title>Gift Quotes and Sayings</title>
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The only gift is a portion of thyself.
by R W Emerson
A hug is the perfect gift; one size fits all, and nobody minds if you exchange it.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is bought is cheaper than a gift.  </p>
<p>The only gift is a portion of thyself.<br />
by R W Emerson</p>
<p>A hug is the perfect gift; one size fits all, and nobody minds if you exchange it.<br />
You give but little when you give of your possessions.  It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.<br />
by Kahlil Gibran</p>
<p>Every gift which is given, even though is be small, is in reality great, if it is given with affection.<br />
by Pindar</p>
<p>A friend is a gift you give yourself.</p>
<p>Every gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness.<br />
by Richard Bach</p>
<p>A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.<br />
by Thomas Fuller</p>
<p>The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention.</p>
<p>Love is a gift of one&#8217;s inner most soul to another so both can be whole.</p>
<p>Christmas is the season when you buy this year&#8217;s gifts with next year&#8217;s money.</p>
<p>The greatest gift is to give people your enlightenment, to share it. It has to be the greatest.<br />
by Buddha</p>
<p>Love is, above all, the gift of oneself. </p>
<p>To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift.</p>
<p>Life is the first gift, love is the second, and understanding the third.</p>
<p>The greatest gift of the garden is the restoration of the five senses.<br />
by Hanna Rion</p>
<p>A book is a gift you can open again and again.by Garrison Keillor</p>
<p>Talent can be developed, gift is God-given. But artists have both.</p>
<p>Christmas is the season when you buy this years gifts with next years money.</p>
<p>Guilt is the gift that keeps on giving.</p>
<p>Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting with the gift of speech.<br />
by Simonides</p>
<p>God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say Thank You ?</p>
<p>A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.</p>
<p>What we are is Gods gift to us. What we become is our gift to God.</p>
<p>The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention.</p>
<p>Yes, Mother. I can see you are flawed. You have not hidden it. That is your greatest gift to me.<br />
by Alice Walker</p>
<p>Yesterday is history, Today is a gift, Tomorrow a surprising mistery.</p>
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		<title>Joy Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joy is the best makeup.
by Anne Lamott
Joy is not in things; it is in us. 
One joy shatters a hundred griefs.
Joys do not stay, but take wing and fly away.
A joy shared is a joy doubled.
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Joy is the best makeup.<br />
by Anne Lamott</p>
<p>Joy is not in things; it is in us. </p>
<p>One joy shatters a hundred griefs.</p>
<p>Joys do not stay, but take wing and fly away.</p>
<p>A joy shared is a joy doubled.</p>
<p>Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.</p>
<p>Joy in looking and comprehending is nature&#8217;s most beautiful gift.<br />
by Albert Einstein</p>
<p>Joy is the feeling of grinning inside.<br />
by Melba Colgrove</p>
<p>The only joy in the world is to begin.<br />
by Cesare Pavese </p>
<p>And these are joys, like beauty, but skin deep.</p>
<p>We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them.</p>
<p>The joy of a spirit is the measure of its power. </p>
<p>Joy is prayer &#8211; Joy is strength &#8211; Joy is love &#8211; Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. </p>
<p>Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls.<br />
by Mother Teresa </p>
<p>Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.<br />
by Euripides </p>
<p>There is no pain so great as the memory of joy in present grief.</p>
<p>The sun does not shine for a few trees and flowers, but for the wide world&#8217;s joy.</p>
<p>Things won are done; joy&#8217;s soul lies in the doing. </p>
<p>Joy delights in Joy.<br />
by William Shakespeare</p>
<p>Joy lies in the fight, in the attempt, in the suffering involved, not in the victory itself.<br />
- M K Gandhi</p>
<p>Every minute should be enjoyed and savored.</p>
<p>Enjoy life. This is not a dress rehearsal.</p>
<p>There are those who give with joy, and that joy is their reward.</p>
<p>He who has not looked on Sorrow will never see Joy.<br />
by Kahlil Gibran</p>
<p>Now and then it is good to pause in our pursuit of Joy and just be Joyful.</p>
<p>Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.</p>
<p>The secret of joy in work is contained in one word &#8211; excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it.</p>
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		<title>Goal Sayings and Quotes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Try and fail but dont fail to try.
A goal without a plan is just a wish.
Goals are dreams with deadlines.
by Diana Scharf Hunt
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
A goal properly set is halfway reached.
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Try and fail but dont fail to try.</p>
<p>A goal without a plan is just a wish.</p>
<p>Goals are dreams with deadlines.<br />
by Diana Scharf Hunt</p>
<p>You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.</p>
<p>A goal properly set is halfway reached.</p>
<p>It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.<br />
by Edmund Hillary quotes </p>
<p>One may miss the mark by aiming too high as too low.<br />
by Thomas Fuller</p>
<p>A goal without a plan is just a wish.</p>
<p>You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.</p>
<p>Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.<br />
by Henry Ford</p>
<p>What you get by achieving your goal is not as important as what you become by achieving your goal.</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t know where you are going. How can you expect to get there?</p>
<p>Life is full of obstacle illusions.</p>
<p>Do or do not. There is no try.<br />
by Yoda </p>
<p>The greatest dreams are always unrealistic.<br />
by Will Smith</p>
<p>What is not started today is never finished tomorrow.</p>
<p>Set your goals high, and don&#8217;t stop till you get there.<br />
by Bo Jackson</p>
<p>If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.</p>
<p>Goals should always be made to a point that will make us reach and strain.</p>
<p>Try to make your own path instead of following the one already made by someone else.</p>
<p>Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, youll land amongst the stars.</p>
<p>Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another.</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t have time to do it right you must have time to do it over.  </p>
<p>There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.<br />
by Beverly Sills</p>
<p>Goals that are not written down are just wishes.</p>
<p>Too aim is not enough, you must hit.</p>
<p>By losing your goal, you have lost your way.</p>
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		<title>Coffee Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.
by Drew Sirtors
I like my coffee like my women:  hot, strong, steamy. 
A morning without coffee is like sleep. 
Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. 
Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.
by Lara Flynn Boyle 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.<br />
by Drew Sirtors</p>
<p>I like my coffee like my women:  hot, strong, steamy. </p>
<p>A morning without coffee is like sleep. </p>
<p>Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. </p>
<p>Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.<br />
by Lara Flynn Boyle </p>
<p>Coffee has two virtues:  it is wet and warm. </p>
<p>Caffeine isn&#8217;t a drug, it&#8217;s a vitamin!</p>
<p>Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. </p>
<p>Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.<br />
- Bill Gates </p>
<p>Men should be like coffee, hot sweet and strong.</p>
<p>When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.<br />
by Helen Hayes </p>
<p>Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer.</p>
<p>If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.<br />
- Abraham Lincoln </p>
<p>Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.</p>
<p>Coffee and love are best when they are hot.</p>
<p>I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.<br />
- David Lynch </p>
<p>A cup of coffee commits one to forty years of friendship.</p>
<p>Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic&#8217;s best friend!<br />
- Gerard Way </p>
<p>I never drink coffee at lunch.  I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.  by Ronald Reagan</p>
<p>Coffee is not my cup of tea.<br />
by Samuel Goldwyn</p>
<p>Coffee in England is just toasted milk.  </p>
<p>Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.<br />
by Jonathan Swift</p>
<p>A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.<br />
- Paul Erdos</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t laugh at the coffee.  Some day you, too, may be old and weak.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park.<br />
by Jake Gyllenhaal </p>
<p>Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.</p>
<p>Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?<br />
- Steven Wright</p>
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		<title>Be Yourself Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away.
God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.
- William Shakespeare
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away.</p>
<p>God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.<br />
- William Shakespeare</p>
<p>Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.</p>
<p>Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.</p>
<p>To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.</p>
<p>If you cannot be a poet, be the poem. </p>
<p>Originality is a by-product of sincerity.</p>
<p>Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don&#8217;t matter and those who matter don&#8217;t mind.</p>
<p>Take the time to come home to yourself every day.</p>
<p>I never wanted to be different; I just wanted to be me.</p>
<p>Be not anxious about what you have, but about what you are.</p>
<p>The biggest mistake people make in life is not making a living at doing what they most enjoy.</p>
<p>Put a grain of boldness into everything you do.</p>
<p>It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.</p>
<p>There is just one life for each of us: our own.</p>
<p>&#8220;Being yourself&#8221; is about the worst advice you can give some people.</p>
<p>Wherever you go, go with all your heart.<br />
- Confucius</p>
<p>To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up.</p>
<p>No man can climb out beyond the limitations of his own character.</p>
<p>The most terrifying thing is to accept oneself completely.</p>
<p>Learn to be what you are, and learn to live with all that you are not.</p>
<p>The best you can be at any given moment is yourself.</p>
<p>One&#8217;s real life is often the life that one does not lead.</p>
<p>It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for something you are not. </p>
<p>Be what you are. This is the first step toward becoming better than you are.</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t get lost, there&#8217;s a chance you may never be found.</p>
<p>The most exhausting thing in life is being insincere.</p>
<p>Just being yourself, being who you are, is a successful rebellion.</p>
<p>Freedom lies in being yourself.</p>
<p>Accept no ones definition of your life, but define yourself.</p>
<p>Man is least himself when he talks in his own person.  Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.</p>
<p>A wise man never loses anything if he have himself.</p>
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		<title>Autumn Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Autumn is a second spring where every leaf is a flower.
Autumn is the year&#8217;s last and loveliest smile.
October&#8217;s poplars are flaming torches lighting the way to winter.
Everyone must take time to sit and watch the leaves turn.
- Elizabeth Lawrence
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Autumn is a second spring where every leaf is a flower.</p>
<p>Autumn is the year&#8217;s last and loveliest smile.</p>
<p>October&#8217;s poplars are flaming torches lighting the way to winter.</p>
<p>Everyone must take time to sit and watch the leaves turn.<br />
- Elizabeth Lawrence</p>
<p>No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees, no fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds &#8211; November.</p>
<p>Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all.</p>
<p>No spring nor summer beauty hath such grace as I have seen in one autumnal face.<br />
- John Donne</p>
<p>Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winters pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.</p>
<p>Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.<br />
- David Letterman</p>
<p>Autumn arrives in early morning, but spring at the close of a winter day.</p>
<p>Summer ends, and Autumn comes, and he who would have it otherwise would have high tide always and a full moon every night.<br />
- Hal Borland</p>
<p>Autumn is the season of liberty for the leaves.</p>
<p>Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree.</p>
<p>There is a harmony<br />
In autumn, and a lustre in its sky,<br />
Which through the summer is not heard or seen,<br />
As if it could not be, as if it had not been.</p>
<p>Autumn burned brightly, a running flame through the mountains, a torch flung to the trees.</p>
<p>For man, autumn is a time of harvest, of gathering together. For nature, it is a time of sowing, of scattering abroad.</p>
<p>If you do not sow in the spring you will not reap in the autumn.</p>
<p>The smile that flickers on baby&#8217;s lips when he sleeps- does anybody know where it was borne? Yes, there is a rumor that a young pale beam of a crescent moon </p>
<p>touched the edge of a vanishing autumn cloud, and there the smile was first born .<br />
- Rabindranath Tagore</p>
<p>Deep inside, we&#8217;re still the boys of autumn, that magic time of the year that once swept us onto America&#8217;s fields. </p>
<p>I cannot endure to waste anything as precious as autumn sunshine by staying in the house. So I spend almost all the daylight hours in the open air.<br />
- Nathaniel Hawthorne</p>
<p>Autumn wins you best by this its mute appeal to sympathy for its decay. </p>
<p>Spring comes with flowers, autumn with the moon, summer with the breeze, winter with snow. When idle concerns don&#8217;t fill your thoughts, that&#8217;s your best </p>
<p>season. </p>
<p>But I remember more dearly autumn afternoons in bottoms that lay intensely silent under old great trees.<br />
- C.S. Lewis</p>
<p>Unless a tree has borne blossoms in spring, you will vainly look for fruit on it in autumn. </p>
<p>The teeming Autumn big with rich increase, bearing the wanton burden of the prime like widowed wombs after their lords decease.</p>
<p>The spring, the summer,<br />
The chilling autumn, angry winter, change<br />
Their wonted liveries; and the mazed world<br />
By their increase, now knows not which is which.<br />
- William Shakespeare</p>
<p>Wild oats make a bad autumn crop.</p>
<p>How well I know what I mean to do when the long, dark autumn-evenings come.</p>
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		<title>Best Friend Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us.
Friends are for now, best friends are forever.
Friendship isn&#8217;t a big thing &#8211; it&#8217;s a million little things.  
BFF its a promise not a label.
Friends are gods way of apologising for family.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us.</p>
<p>Friends are for now, best friends are forever.</p>
<p>Friendship isn&#8217;t a big thing &#8211; it&#8217;s a million little things.  </p>
<p>BFF its a promise not a label.</p>
<p>Friends are gods way of apologising for family.</p>
<p>You and I were long friends: you are now my enemy, and I am yours.<br />
- Benjamin  Franklin</p>
<p>A friend is like a four leaf clover hard to find but very lucky to keep.</p>
<p>For whom friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend.</p>
<p>Best friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.</p>
<p>My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.<br />
- Henry Ford </p>
<p>Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world.</p>
<p>A friend is the one who comes in when the whole world has gone out.  </p>
<p>Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness!<br />
- George Eliot </p>
<p>In a garden, boyfriend is like a rose, friend is like a tulip,<br />
but a best friend is the annoying weed that is always there.</p>
<p>What is a friend?  A single soul dwelling in two bodies. </p>
<p>The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.<br />
- E. Foley</p>
<p>A best friend always see the first tear, catches the second before falling and stops the third from coming out of the eyes.</p>
<p>True friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve learned that my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.</p>
<p>Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.<br />
- Proverb</p>
<p>It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.<br />
- R.W. Emerson</p>
<p>A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart.<br />
-Heather Pryor</p>
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		<title>Flirting Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on.
- Oscar Wilde
Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.
Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on.<br />
- Oscar Wilde</p>
<p>Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself.</p>
<p>All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.</p>
<p>Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere. </p>
<p>if you stood in front of a mirror holding 11 roses; you will see 12 of the most beautiful things in this word.</p>
<p>Flirtation: attention without intention.</p>
<p>God created the flirt as soon as he made the fool.<br />
- Victor Hugo </p>
<p>Beauty is power and a smile is its sword.</p>
<p>In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.<br />
- Charles M</p>
<p>I want to be your teardrop. Born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.</p>
<p>When a flirt fishes for a man, she fishes merely for the sport.</p>
<p>Every night I go home crying because Ill have to wait until tomorrow to see you again. </p>
<p>Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.</p>
<p>Flirting is the art of keeping intimacy at a safe distance.</p>
<p>To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.<br />
- Howe</p>
<p>To have a man who can flirt is next thing to indispensable to a leader of society.<br />
- Margaret Oliphant</p>
<p>Yeah I flirt, I&#8217;m not blind and I&#8217;m not dead!<br />
- Dolly Parton</p>
<p>My heart to you is given:<br />
Oh, do give yours to me;<br />
Well lock them up together,<br />
And throw away the key.<br />
- Frederick Saunders</p>
<p>If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?</p>
<p>I just ate some Skittles.Wanna taste the rainbow?</p>
<p>Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her &#8211; when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?<br />
- Helen Rowland </p>
<p>Truth is a great flirt.<br />
- Franz Liszt</p>
<p>For a married woman to flirt is a sin.<br />
- Anna Held</p>
<p>One kind of flirtation is to boast we never flirt.</p>
<p>Do you know a young and beautiful woman who is not ready to flirt &#8211; just a little?<br />
- Jean Antoine</p>
<p>I used to flirt with girls just to get the guys circling around us. Im getting out of it now. I have to look after my reputation.<br />
- Katie Price</p>
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		<title>Job Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
- H J Browne
Work harder on yourself than you do on your job.
- Jim Rohn
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
The job of the artist is to deepen the mystery.
- F Bacon
A Real job is a job you hate.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.<br />
- H J Browne</p>
<p>Work harder on yourself than you do on your job.<br />
- Jim Rohn</p>
<p>Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.</p>
<p>The job of the artist is to deepen the mystery.<br />
- F Bacon</p>
<p>A Real job is a job you hate.</p>
<p>Doing a job badly and then getting someone in to sort it out can be much more expensive than getting someone in to do the job properly in the first place.<br />
- Sarah Beeny </p>
<p>If you want to be comfortable then take an easy job. If you aspire to leadership, just take off your coat.</p>
<p>Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.<br />
- Confucius</p>
<p>All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.</p>
<p>Start your career with the hard jobs.The easy jobs will take care of themselves.</p>
<p>Why compare yourself with others? No one in the entire world can do a better job of being you than you.</p>
<p>The only job where you start at the top, is digging a hole.</p>
<p>My job is a job to make decisions. I&#8217;m a decision. if the job description were, what do you do. it&#8217;s decision maker.<br />
- George Bushism</p>
<p>Never turn down a job because you think it&#8217;s too small; you don&#8217;t know where it can lead.<br />
- Julia M</p>
<p>Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.</p>
<p>The problem with the designated driver program, it&#8217;s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.<br />
- Jeff Foxworthy</p>
<p>I have never liked working.  To me a job is an invasion of privacy.<br />
- D McGoorty</p>
<p>If your&#8217;re not practicing, somebody else is, somewhere, and he&#8217;ll be ready to take your job.<br />
- B Robinson </p>
<p>We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.<br />
- Anonymous</p>
<p>Some of us will do our jobs well and some will not, but we will be judged by only one thing. the result.<br />
- Vince Lombardi </p>
<p>My son is now an &#8220;entrepreneur.&#8221; That&#8217;s what you are called when you don&#8217;t have a job.<br />
- Ted Turner </p>
<p>The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.<br />
- F Astaire</p>
<p>If you have a job without any aggravations, you don&#8217;t have a job.<br />
- M S Forbes</p>
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		<title>Genius Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Genius is a person with small touch of madness.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
- Oscar Wilde
Genius always have the habit of seeing the answer before the question.
Genius ain&#8217;t anything more than elegant common sense.
- J Billings
Doing easily what others find difficult is talent; doing what is impossible for talent is genius.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Genius is a person with small touch of madness.</p>
<p>I have nothing to declare except my genius.<br />
- Oscar Wilde</p>
<p>Genius always have the habit of seeing the answer before the question.</p>
<p>Genius ain&#8217;t anything more than elegant common sense.<br />
- J Billings</p>
<p>Doing easily what others find difficult is talent; doing what is impossible for talent is genius.</p>
<p>Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes.</p>
<p>Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.<br />
- Thomas A Edison</p>
<p>Talent may be in time forgiven, but genius never.</p>
<p>Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius.</p>
<p>A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see &#8211; and hits it.</p>
<p>Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius.<br />
-G B Shaw</p>
<p>The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.<br />
- Bruce Feirstein </p>
<p>Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.<br />
- E B White</p>
<p>Men of genius are rarely much annoyed by the company of vulgar people.  </p>
<p>Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.</p>
<p>Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way.<br />
- William James</p>
<p>Common sense is as rare as genius, &#8211; is the basis of genius.</p>
<p>Genius is talent set on fire by courage.<br />
- H v Dyke</p>
<p>The essence of genius is to know what to overlook.<br />
- William James</p>
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		<title>Emotion Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Any emotion, if sincere, is involuntary. 
You must control your emotion or it will control you.
Emotion is always new.
The artist is a receptacle for emotions that come from all over the place; from the sky, from the earth, from a scrap of paper, from a passing shape, from a spider’s web.
- Pablo Picasso
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Any emotion, if sincere, is involuntary. </p>
<p>You must control your emotion or it will control you.</p>
<p>Emotion is always new.</p>
<p>The artist is a receptacle for emotions that come from all over the place; from the sky, from the earth, from a scrap of paper, from a passing shape, from a spider’s web.<br />
- Pablo Picasso</p>
<p>Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion.</p>
<p>The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion.<br />
- Albert Einstein</p>
<p>Human behavior flows from three main sources: desire, emotion, and knowledge.</p>
<p>Emotion always has its roots in the unconscious and manifests itself in the body.</p>
<p>A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art.</p>
<p>The degree of one’s emotions varies inversely with one’s knowledge of the facts.</p>
<p>Women prefer emotions to reasoning.</p>
<p>Emotion turning back on itself, and not leading on to thought or action, is the element of madness.<br />
- John Sterling</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not just the emotional, intellectual, and physical gaps between you and money. The real gap is always between what you think you want and what you actually want, deep down.<br />
- Stuart Wilde</p>
<p>A portrait is not a likeness. The moment an emotion or fact is transformed into a photograph it is no longer a fact but an opinion. There is no such thing as inaccuracy in a photograph. All photographs are accurate. None of them is the truth.<br />
- Richard Avedon</p>
<p>Love isn&#8217;t an emotion or an instinct&#8211;it&#8217;s an art.</p>
<p>This market right now is moving on nothing more than emotions. Guess what? It almost always moves on emotions.<br />
- David Bach</p>
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		<title>Laughter Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Laugh often, Dream big, Reach for the stars!
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
There is nothing more beauiful then your laughter, except your laugh” it made me think a special friend!
Remember, men need laughter sometimes more than food.
- Anna Fellows Johnston
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Laugh often, Dream big, Reach for the stars!</p>
<p>Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.</p>
<p>There is nothing more beauiful then your laughter, except your laugh” it made me think a special friend!</p>
<p>Remember, men need laughter sometimes more than food.<br />
- Anna Fellows Johnston</p>
<p>Nobody ever died of laughter.<br />
- Max Beerbohm</p>
<p>Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.</p>
<p>Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit.</p>
<p>She laughs at my dreams, but I dream about her laughter.</p>
<p>A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.</p>
<p>The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.</p>
<p>Laughter is the way to true love.</p>
<p>A man isn’t poor if he can still laugh.</p>
<p>Laughter is by definition healthy.<br />
- Doris Lessing</p>
<p>Laughter means sympathy.</p>
<p>With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.<br />
- Abraham Lincoln</p>
<p>Laughter is the corrective force which prevents us from becoming cranks.<br />
- Henri Bergson</p>
<p>Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.</p>
<p>Carry laughter with you wherever you go.<br />
- Hugh Sidey</p>
<p>God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.<br />
- Voltaire</p>
<p>Laughter is part of the human survival kit.</p>
<p>What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.</p>
<p>Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.</p>
<p>Laughter on one&#8217;s lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.<br />
- Hugh Sidey</p>
<p>Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.<br />
- Friedrich Nietzsche</p>
<p>Laughter is a medicine with no side effects.</p>
<p>Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.</p>
<p>Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.<br />
- Josh Billings</p>
<p>Seven days without laughter makes one weak.<br />
- Mort Walker</p>
<p>Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.</p>
<p>Laughter is the closest distance between two people.<br />
- Victor Borge</p>
<p>Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.</p>
<p>Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.<br />
- Kurt Vonnegut</p>
<p>I wouldn’t whisper “I love you” in your ear. I would scream it to the world.</p>
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		<title>Scrapbook Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scrapbooking is cheaper than a therapist.
The beauty of friendship is when you know who to trust to.
- Alessandro Manzoni
If you try to reason about love, you&#8217;ll lose your reason.
And in the end, it&#8217;s not the years in your life that count. It&#8217;s the life in your years.
- Abraham Lincoln 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scrapbooking is cheaper than a therapist.</p>
<p>The beauty of friendship is when you know who to trust to.<br />
- Alessandro Manzoni</p>
<p>If you try to reason about love, you&#8217;ll lose your reason.</p>
<p>And in the end, it&#8217;s not the years in your life that count. It&#8217;s the life in your years.<br />
- Abraham Lincoln </p>
<p>Happiness is something that comes into our lives through a door we don’t remember leaving open.</p>
<p>The biggest thing in the world &#8211; bigger than the ocean and sky&#8230;is your heart.</p>
<p>If ever there is a tomorrow, when were not together there is something you must always remember, even if were apart I&#8217;ll always be with you.</p>
<p>Give to people more then they want, and do it wisely.</p>
<p>At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.</p>
<p>An animal&#8217;s eyes have the power to speak a great language.<br />
- Martin Buber</p>
<p>To love is to place our happiness in the happiness of another.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t regret what has gone. Don&#8217;t cry what has die. But rise and keep up what has missing and go.</p>
<p>Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.</p>
<p>You will get mug if trusting too much, but your life would be tormented if not trusting enough.<br />
- Frank Crane</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t get what you want, it might your lucky .</p>
<p>Death can not stop true love, it can only delay it for a little while.</p>
<p>Treat your friends as you do pictures, and place them in their best light.</p>
<p>&#8220;The best portion of a good man&#8217;s life, his little, nameless, unremembered, acts of kindness and of love.<br />
- William Wordsworth</p>
<p>A heart that has truly loved never forgets.</p>
<p>A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.</p>
<p>If my dreams would come true, it would rain bones from the sky.</p>
<p>A house is not a home without a dog.</p>
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		<title>60th Birthday Quotes and Sayings</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
- Arnold Bennett
One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.
- Pablo Picasso
On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.<br />
- Arnold Bennett</p>
<p>One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.<br />
- Pablo Picasso</p>
<p>On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument.</p>
<p> diamond cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.</p>
<p>Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.<br />
- Groucho Marx</p>
<p>I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius.</p>
<p>I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.<br />
- John Burroughs</p>
<p>Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.</p>
<p>I wanted to show I had balls at age 60. Just because society says I&#8217;m old, doesn&#8217;t mean that I am. I&#8217;m pursuing happiness, even if it makes the people around me unhappy.<br />
- Sylvester Stallone</p>
<p> If I had to live again I would do exactly the same thing. Of course I have regrets, but if you are 60 years old and you have no regrets then you haven&#8217;t lived.<br />
- Christy Moore</p>
<p>Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age.<br />
- George Sand</p>
<p>Do not regret growing older.  It is a privilege denied to many.</p>
<p>There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I&#8217;m sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don&#8217;t hurt.</p>
<p>Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.</p>
<p>We grow too soon old and too late smart.</p>
<p>I love everything that&#8217;s old: old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines.<br />
- Oliver Goldsmith</p>
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