http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:08:12 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Music is the art of thinking with sounds. - Jules Combarieu A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. - Leopold Stokowski Life is a song. Love is the music. - Anonymous Music is forever; music should grow and mature with you, following you right on up until ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/music-sayings/ Grammar is the logic of speech, even as logic is the grammar of reason. by Richard C. Trench It is well to remember that grammar is common speech formulated. - William Somerset Maugham Grammar stops at love, and at art. A philosopher once said, "Half of good philosophy is good grammar". - Martinich Grammar is ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/grammar-quotes-and-sayings/ A man in debt is so far a slave. When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage. by Bill Balance Debt is the slavery of the free. Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of. -H W Shaw Debt is ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/debt-quotes-and-sayings/ Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse. Exercise alone provides psychological and physical benefits. However, if you also adopt a strategy that engages your mind while you exercise, you can get a whole host of psychological benefits fairly quickly. - James Rippe Fitness - if ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/exercise-quotes-and-sayings/ It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it. Freedom is never free. It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you. by Dick Cheney The more we sweat in peace the less we bleed in war. Vijaya Lakshmi Pandit The ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/veterans-day-quotes-and-sayings/ The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time. by Abraham Lincoln The future ain’t what it used to be. I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. I know not what the future holds, but I know who holds the future. The future is ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/future-quotes-and-sayings/ What is bought is cheaper than a gift. The only gift is a portion of thyself. by R W Emerson A hug is the perfect gift; one size fits all, and nobody minds if you exchange it. You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/gift-quotes-and-sayings/ Joy is the best makeup. by Anne Lamott Joy is not in things; it is in us. One joy shatters a hundred griefs. Joys do not stay, but take wing and fly away. A joy shared is a joy doubled. Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/joy-quotes-and-sayings/ Try and fail but dont fail to try. A goal without a plan is just a wish. Goals are dreams with deadlines. by Diana Scharf Hunt You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. A goal properly set is halfway reached. It is not the ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/goal-sayings-and-quotes/ Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. by Drew Sirtors I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy. A morning without coffee is like sleep. Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions. by Lara Flynn Boyle Coffee has ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/coffee-quotes-and-sayings/ He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away. God has given you one face, and you make yourself another. - William Shakespeare Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/be-yourself-quotes-and-sayings/ Autumn is a second spring where every leaf is a flower. Autumn is the year's last and loveliest smile. October's poplars are flaming torches lighting the way to winter. Everyone must take time to sit and watch the leaves turn. - Elizabeth Lawrence No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees, no fruits, no ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/autumn-quotes-and-sayings/ Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us. Friends are for now, best friends are forever. Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things. BFF its a promise not a label. Friends are god’s way of apologising for family. You and I were long friends: you are now ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/best-friend-quotes-and-sayings/ A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself. All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense. Women flirt to keep their stock high, men ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/flirting-quotes-and-sayings/ Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H J Browne Work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. The job of the artist is to deepen the mystery. - F Bacon A Real job is a ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/job-quotes-and-sayings/ Genius is a person with small touch of madness. I have nothing to declare except my genius. - Oscar Wilde Genius always have the habit of seeing the answer before the question. Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - J Billings Doing easily what others find difficult is talent; doing what is impossible for ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/genius-quotes-and-sayings/ Any emotion, if sincere, is involuntary. You must control your emotion or it will control you. Emotion is always new. The artist is a receptacle for emotions that come from all over the place; from the sky, from the earth, from a scrap of paper, from a passing shape, from a spider’s ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/emotion-quotes-and-sayings/ Laugh often, Dream big, Reach for the stars! Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. There is nothing more beauiful then your laughter, except your laugh” it made me think a special friend! Remember, men need laughter sometimes more than ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/laughter-quotes-and-sayings/ Scrapbooking is cheaper than a therapist. The beauty of friendship is when you know who to trust to. - Alessandro Manzoni If you try to reason about love, you'll lose your reason. And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln Happiness ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/scrapbook-quotes-and-sayings/ A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating. - Arnold Bennett One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late. - Pablo Picasso On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/60th-birthday-quotes/