http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:11:45 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Everyone is interested in going to heaven, but till now I have found none who wants to die. In Order to get the prince of your dreams, you need to kiss a lot of toads. I always try to have an open mind but my brain always keep falling out. “I fell asleep ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/good-sayings/ A barking dog never bites. Barking up the wrong tree. Dog in a manger. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/dog-sayings/ I wish my lawn mower was emo so it would cut itself. I hurt myself, so I can feel alive. It's quite ironic that in life, the person that brings out the best in you and the one that makes you strong is actually your weakness.. "If I'm such and important person, why ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/emo-quotes-and-sayings/ A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. – Mae West His mouth is a no-go area. It's like kissing the Berlin Wall - Helena Bonhem Carter on Woody Allen There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/witty-sayings-and-quotes/ There is no secret so close as that between a rider and his horse. - R S Surtees One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him. - Jeffrey Bernard Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can’t figure out. - Will Rogers The profession of book ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/horse-riding-quotes-and-sayings/ Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive. - Stephen Leacock Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/hockey-quotes-and-sayings/ That is why, as soon as I felt a real attraction for my first passion which was the motorcycle, and in spite of the danger it could represent, they encouraged me. - Jacky Ickx I want to go ride my motorcycle on my ranch. - Lance Armstrong Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/motorcycle-quotes-and-sayings/ It takes a lot of hard work and dedication just like any pro sport. Especially for beach volleyball you don’t have to be tall or as fast as other sports. You just have to have the skills. - Misty May Volleyball is the sport through which I am able to express my ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/volleyball-quotes-and-sayings/ There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. - Jean Baudrillard I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me? - Drew Carey Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/halloween-sayings-and-quotes/ A dog at play has the mind of a wise martial arts master, a mind capable of perfect focus. - Anonymous To me, the extraordinary aspect of martial arts lies in its simplicity. 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It is a state of mind. - Mary Ellen Chase Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. - Norman Vincent Peale Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ. - ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/merry-christmas-quotes-and-sayings/ Winter dies into the spring, to be born again in the autumn. - Marche Blumenberg Winter is the time of promise because there is so little to do - or because you can now and then permit yourself the luxury of thinking so. - Stanley Crawford Spring, summer, and fall fill us with hope; ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/winter-quotes-and-sayings/ Fencing is a game of subtlety, and bluff can be met with counter-bluff. - Charles L. de Beaumont All human errors are impatience, a premature breaking off of methodical procedure, an apparent fencing-in of what is apparently at issue. - Franz Kafka I find that fencing and training give me more stamina and help ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/fencing-quotes-and-sayings/ Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city. - Oscar Wilde The tactical difference between Football and Rugby with its varieties seems to be that in the former, the ball is the missile, in the latter, men are the missles. - Alfred E. Crawley Beer and ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/rugby-quotes-and-sayings/ The water is your friend. You don’t have to fight with water, just share the same spirit as the water, and it will help you move. - Aleksandr Popov While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior. - Henry C. Link No man drowns ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/swimming-quotes-and-sayings/ A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase. - Anonymous Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. - Ed Howe Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; Between the cradle and the grave Lie a haircut and a shave. - Samuel Hoffenstein A crying baby is ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/baby-quotes-and-sayings/ To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up. - Muhammad Ali Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. - ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/boxing/ Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships. I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. As athletes, we're used to reacting quickly. Here, it's 'come, stop, come, stop.' There's ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/michael-jordan-quotes-and-sayings/ Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense to catch up. - Red Auerbach Basketball is like photography, if you don't focus, all you have is the negative. - Dan Frisby Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/basketball-quotes-and-sayings/