http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com Sat, 20 Feb 2010 09:28:58 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were. - Author Unknown Every guest hates the others, and the host hates them all. Albanian Proverbs A daily guest is a thief in the kitchen. Proverb Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days. - Benjamin Franklin A guest ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/guest-quotes-and-sayings/ An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less. - Nicholas Murray Butler I'm gonna live forever, or die trying. - Joseph Heller Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defense. A friend is someone who's there when he needs you. - Anon Don't drink and drive you might ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/silly-sayings/ Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. Mark Twain Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don't overeat. Bruce Barton The secret of staying young ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/eating-sayings/ How silver-sweet sound lovers' tongues by night, Like softest music to attending ears! Good things of day begin to droop and drowse; While night's black agents to their preys do rouse. "Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow, That I shall say good night till it be morrow." by William Shakespeare Night ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/night-quotes-and-sayings/ Beauty draws us with a single hair. by Alexander Pope There's many a man has more hair than wit. by William Shakespeare If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? by Lily Tomlin Gray hair is God's graffiti. Bill Crosby Will you love me in December as you ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/hair-quotes-and-sayings/ There is no god higher than truth. - Mahatma Gandhi Truth is always strong, no matter how weak it looks; and falsehood is always weak, no matter how strong it looks. - Phillips Brooks Truth only reveals itself when one gives up all preconceived ideas. - Shoseki A lie would have no sense unless the ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/truth-quotes-and-sayings/ Jewish people have been celebrating the festival of Hanukkah for the past 3000 years, as a celebration of the victory of Jewish national survival and freedom. It is also known as Chanukah, the Festival of Lights. Blessed is the match consumed in kindling flame Blessed is the flame that burns in the ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/hanukkah-quotes-and-sayings/ It is possible to fail in many ways...while to succeed is possible only in one way. by Aristotle Success isn't permanent, and failure isn't fatal. Failure is an event, never a person. - William D. Brown I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/failure-quotes-and-sayings/ We are the environment. - Charles Panati Nature provides a free lunch, but only if we control our appetites. - William Ruckelshaus When we heal the earth, we heal ourselves. Let us a little permit Nature to take her own way; she better understands her own affairs than we. - Michel de Montaigne We make the ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/environment-sayings/ Music is the art of thinking with sounds. - Jules Combarieu A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. - Leopold Stokowski Life is a song. Love is the music. - Anonymous Music is forever; music should grow and mature with you, following you right on up until ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/music-sayings/ Grammar is the logic of speech, even as logic is the grammar of reason. by Richard C. Trench It is well to remember that grammar is common speech formulated. - William Somerset Maugham Grammar stops at love, and at art. A philosopher once said, "Half of good philosophy is good grammar". - Martinich Grammar is ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/grammar-quotes-and-sayings/ A man in debt is so far a slave. When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage. by Bill Balance Debt is the slavery of the free. Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of. -H W Shaw Debt is ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/debt-quotes-and-sayings/ Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse. Exercise alone provides psychological and physical benefits. However, if you also adopt a strategy that engages your mind while you exercise, you can get a whole host of psychological benefits fairly quickly. - James Rippe Fitness - if ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/exercise-quotes-and-sayings/ It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it. Freedom is never free. It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you. by Dick Cheney The more we sweat in peace the less we bleed in war. Vijaya Lakshmi Pandit The ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/veterans-day-quotes-and-sayings/ The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time. by Abraham Lincoln The future ain’t what it used to be. I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. I know not what the future holds, but I know who holds the future. The future is ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/future-quotes-and-sayings/ What is bought is cheaper than a gift. The only gift is a portion of thyself. by R W Emerson A hug is the perfect gift; one size fits all, and nobody minds if you exchange it. You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/gift-quotes-and-sayings/ Joy is the best makeup. by Anne Lamott Joy is not in things; it is in us. One joy shatters a hundred griefs. Joys do not stay, but take wing and fly away. A joy shared is a joy doubled. Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/joy-quotes-and-sayings/ Try and fail but dont fail to try. A goal without a plan is just a wish. Goals are dreams with deadlines. by Diana Scharf Hunt You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. A goal properly set is halfway reached. It is not the ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/goal-sayings-and-quotes/ Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. by Drew Sirtors I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy. A morning without coffee is like sleep. Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions. by Lara Flynn Boyle Coffee has ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/coffee-quotes-and-sayings/ He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away. God has given you one face, and you make yourself another. - William Shakespeare Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their ... http://sayings.funnyjunkz.com/be-yourself-quotes-and-sayings/