Funny Sayings and Quotes
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
- Mark Twain
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
- George Carlin
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
- Robin Williams
A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
- George Eliot
I am short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.
- Woody Allen
Sex was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
- Woody Allen
We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.
- George Bush
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.
- Burt Bacharach
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
- Harry S. Truman
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
- Mark Twain
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns
I am an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
- Gabor
ARCHITECT is One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.
- Ambrose Bierce
I either Get what I want or I change my mind.
- Anonymous
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
- Roseanne
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
- Anonymous
Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.
- Gary Busey
Bowling balls are like whores
you pick them up and finger them
throw them into the gutter
and they come back for more..
An apple a day keeps the docter away
but if the doctors cute screw the fruit.
Your so stupid that you got stabbed in a shoot out..
Studying: take the S-T-U off and it’s just dying.
Don’t hit kids seriously they have guns now!
Enjoy here Funny Graphics and Comments
March 15th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
i like it. :] it’s a hahaha.
March 14th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
if your afraid open your eyes your in the cupboard love not outside (BASICALLY THEY THINK ITS DARK OUTSIED WHEN ACYTUALLTY THERE IN A CUPBOARD)hahaha!!! BOB!!!
March 13th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Why do you call me an Old Fart
you Fart…
I don’t call you a Young Fart???
March 13th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
If Barbie is so popular why do we have to buy her friends?
I couldn’t fix your brakes so I made your horn loudey!
March 8th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
heeey people.
here’s one that is very funny.
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you are all stupid and jeneva rocks
February 29th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
If your parents never had children, chances are you wont either…
You join the army, go interesting places, meet interesting people, and then… you kill them.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m a schizophrenic
And so am I
~What about Bob
When I see a hardcore computer geek, I really want to say, “Go outside, the graphics are great!”
Dying hurts….
February 21st, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I raised my hand…….my teacher called on me…….so i said…….ummmahhhhoooooooaaaaaa………ahhhh that felt good… teacher wait hold ahh I need toliet paper please!
February 21st, 2008 at 10:39 am
these are so cute
February 17th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
1. say the word PIG before each word.
pigs
about
talking
idiot
this
got
i
long
how
look
2. now say PIG before and after the words.
3. finally, read the words starting from the bottom.
haha gotcha! XP
February 16th, 2008 at 4:26 am
Is it rong to be strong??