Funny Quotes

156 Comments to “Funny Quotes”

• P r i n c e s s says:

  March 15, 2008 at 8:26 pm

  i like it. :] it’s a hahaha.
• Tasha... says:

  March 14, 2008 at 1:37 pm

  if your afraid open your eyes your in the cupboard love not outside (BASICALLY THEY THINK ITS DARK OUTSIED WHEN ACYTUALLTY THERE IN A CUPBOARD)hahaha!!! BOB!!!
• E.RickeY ... CA, deee says:

  March 13, 2008 at 8:43 pm

  Why do you call me an Old Fart
  you Fart…
  I don’t call you a Young Fart???
• Christine says:

  March 13, 2008 at 5:01 pm

  If Barbie is so popular why do we have to buy her friends?
  I couldn’t fix your brakes so I made your horn loudey!
• Somebody From LlamaVille says:

  March 8, 2008 at 2:30 pm

  heeey people.
  here’s one that is very funny.

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  you are all stupid and jeneva rocks
• me says:

  February 29, 2008 at 4:47 pm

  If your parents never had children, chances are you wont either…

  You join the army, go interesting places, meet interesting people, and then… you kill them.

  Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  I’m a schizophrenic
  And so am I
  ~What about Bob

  When I see a hardcore computer geek, I really want to say, “Go outside, the graphics are great!”

  Dying hurts….
• Annabanana says:

  February 21, 2008 at 3:42 pm

  I raised my hand…….my teacher called on me…….so i said…….ummmahhhhoooooooaaaaaa………ahhhh that felt good… teacher wait hold ahh I need toliet paper please!
• kayla green says:

  February 21, 2008 at 10:39 am

  these are so cute
• Brit H. says:

  February 17, 2008 at 4:55 pm

  1. say the word PIG before each word.
  pigs
  about
  talking
  idiot
  this
  got
  i
  long
  how
  look

  2. now say PIG before and after the words.

  3. finally, read the words starting from the bottom.

  haha gotcha! XP
• Rainey says:

  February 16, 2008 at 4:26 am

  Is it rong to be strong??