Funny Quotes
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
- Mark Twain
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
- George Carlin
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
- Robin Williams
A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on [...]
March 15th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
i like it. :] it’s a hahaha.
March 14th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
if your afraid open your eyes your in the cupboard love not outside (BASICALLY THEY THINK ITS DARK OUTSIED WHEN ACYTUALLTY THERE IN A CUPBOARD)hahaha!!! BOB!!!
March 13th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Why do you call me an Old Fart
you Fart…
I don’t call you a Young Fart???
March 13th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
If Barbie is so popular why do we have to buy her friends?
I couldn’t fix your brakes so I made your horn loudey!
March 8th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
heeey people.
here’s one that is very funny.
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you are all stupid and jeneva rocks
February 29th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
If your parents never had children, chances are you wont either…
You join the army, go interesting places, meet interesting people, and then… you kill them.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m a schizophrenic
And so am I
~What about Bob
When I see a hardcore computer geek, I really want to say, “Go outside, the graphics are great!”
Dying hurts….
February 21st, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I raised my hand…….my teacher called on me…….so i said…….ummmahhhhoooooooaaaaaa………ahhhh that felt good… teacher wait hold ahh I need toliet paper please!
February 21st, 2008 at 10:39 am
these are so cute
February 17th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
1. say the word PIG before each word.
pigs
about
talking
idiot
this
got
i
long
how
look
2. now say PIG before and after the words.
3. finally, read the words starting from the bottom.
haha gotcha! XP
February 16th, 2008 at 4:26 am
Is it rong to be strong??
February 14th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
When the shit hits the fan,stand underneith with a bucket and try to catch it,and then throw it back towards the shit hiters!
February 14th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
dont follow my footsteps i walk into walls
February 12th, 2008 at 10:13 am
ACHOO!
sorry, im allergic to BULLSH*T
February 11th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Strangers have the best candy….
February 8th, 2008 at 10:36 am
so funny i forgot to laugh
February 4th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
“”…when i was born, i was so surprised that i didnt talk for a year and a half….”
February 1st, 2008 at 8:38 pm
If u try to fail and succeed which have u done
January 30th, 2008 at 7:37 am
your just jealous because the voices only talk to me
not funny at all
sucks muchly
January 30th, 2008 at 7:29 am
Don’t drink and drive, cause you might hit a bump and spill
ahah
December 28th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
it suck like butt fudge.