Funny Quotes


Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
- Mark Twain
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
- George Carlin
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
- Robin Williams
A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on [...]

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  1. 20
    P r i n c e s s Says:

    i like it. :] it’s a hahaha.

  2. 19
    Tasha... Says:

    if your afraid open your eyes your in the cupboard love not outside (BASICALLY THEY THINK ITS DARK OUTSIED WHEN ACYTUALLTY THERE IN A CUPBOARD)hahaha!!! BOB!!!

  3. 18
    E.RickeY ... CA, deee Says:

    Why do you call me an Old Fart
    you Fart…
    I don’t call you a Young Fart???

  4. 17
    Christine Says:

    If Barbie is so popular why do we have to buy her friends?
    I couldn’t fix your brakes so I made your horn loudey!

  5. 16
    Somebody From LlamaVille Says:

    heeey people.
    here’s one that is very funny.

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    you are all stupid and jeneva rocks

  6. 15
    me Says:

    If your parents never had children, chances are you wont either…

    You join the army, go interesting places, meet interesting people, and then… you kill them.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I’m a schizophrenic
    And so am I
    ~What about Bob

    When I see a hardcore computer geek, I really want to say, “Go outside, the graphics are great!”

    Dying hurts….

  7. 14
    Annabanana Says:

    I raised my hand…….my teacher called on me…….so i said…….ummmahhhhoooooooaaaaaa………ahhhh that felt good… teacher wait hold ahh I need toliet paper please!

  8. 13
    kayla green Says:

    these are so cute

  9. 12
    Brit H. Says:

    1. say the word PIG before each word.
    pigs
    about
    talking
    idiot
    this
    got
    i
    long
    how
    look

    2. now say PIG before and after the words.

    3. finally, read the words starting from the bottom.

    haha gotcha! XP

  10. 11
    Rainey Says:

    Is it rong to be strong??

  11. 10
    Robert Jackson Says:

    When the shit hits the fan,stand underneith with a bucket and try to catch it,and then throw it back towards the shit hiters!

  12. 9
    nicola Says:

    dont follow my footsteps i walk into walls

  13. 8
    eli Says:

    ACHOO!
    sorry, im allergic to BULLSH*T

  14. 7
    Daniel Banana Says:

    Strangers have the best candy….

  15. 6
    John Says:

    so funny i forgot to laugh

  16. 5
    Deepak mankani Says:

    “”…when i was born, i was so surprised that i didnt talk for a year and a half….”

  17. 4
    some1 Says:

    If u try to fail and succeed which have u done

  18. 3
    Lauren-ashley Reimer Says:

    your just jealous because the voices only talk to me
    not funny at all
    sucks muchly

  19. 2
    Lauren-ashley Reimer Says:

    Don’t drink and drive, cause you might hit a bump and spill
    ahah

  20. 1
    georiga Demour Says:

    it suck like butt fudge.

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