Funny Quotes
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
- Mark Twain
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
- George Carlin
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
- Robin Williams
A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on [...]
November 19th, 2008 at 2:51 am
save the wales, eat the chinese
November 16th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
studying–
its the words “student” and “dying” put together.
November 14th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
sme of these be really cool…….
if you are there and i am here……. then why arent you in my bed?
hey dude chill, i didnt f*ck your girl, she went on top, and she f*cked me senseless
November 14th, 2008 at 2:56 am
Save a tree. Cut down the other one.
November 12th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
if you touch me again im just going to have to ask you for your number…
November 8th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
I’ll turn tricks for treats!!!
November 5th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Things come to those who no longer want them.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:18 am
I’m a lover not i fighter but ill fight for what i love
October 27th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Artificial intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
October 17th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
October 14th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
i swear im not under the afluence of incahol!!
October 13th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
i dont have a drink problem i know how 2 drink
October 6th, 2008 at 8:28 am
1. Im your homework, do me on your desk
2. It said wet floor so i did!
LOL if u think theyre funny copy and paste them!
October 5th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
i got another one!
i read a book about how to read.
lol
October 5th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
If you can’t explain something to someone ,confuse themwith your bullshit!
lol
October 4th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
There’s always light at he end of the tunnel, Just pray it’s not a train.
October 2nd, 2008 at 5:27 pm
a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
September 25th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
lolz
when life gives you lemons find someone whos life gave them tequila and have a party.
September 16th, 2008 at 8:24 am
need a saying for some of our invites inviting people to ceremony only not recption due to limited numbers and also gift registry for money only. thanks. regards michelle
August 5th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
There’s always light at the end of the tunnel. Unless it’s nightime.