Funny Quotes
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
- Mark Twain
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
- George Carlin
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
- Robin Williams
A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on [...]
December 28th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Now that I figured out how to make this computer pay the bills, I am living life in the fast Lane.!.
December 28th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
The faster I get at using this computer, the slower I get at living life!?!?
December 25th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
i may be wierd but at least im not a snooty with a booty
December 25th, 2008 at 1:44 am
Don’t go out, police are attacking monkeys…
December 25th, 2008 at 1:42 am
God is a thing, who can do anything…
December 24th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
When life hands you lemons, throw ‘em back and ask for chocolate!
December 23rd, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Im lost. Ive gone to look for myself. If i should return before i get back, please ask me to wait.
December 22nd, 2008 at 7:14 pm
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONDS YOU MAKE ORANGE JUCIE THEN LEAVE THE WORLD WONDERING HOW YOU DID IT!!! LOL!!!!
IF YOU LOVE IT COPY IT AND PASTE IT!!!!!!!!
December 21st, 2008 at 12:00 pm
plz god let me win the lottry 2 prove it wont change me
December 19th, 2008 at 6:48 am
“Don’t let the shoe hit you on the way out.”
December 17th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
I saw elvis today. He sat between and Bigfoot on the ufo.
December 13th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
A friend is like a parachute
If its not there the first time you need it
chances are it wont be there the second time you need it
I read A book on how to read!
Brunett: I was listening to Eminem last night.
Blonde: O my gosh! you listned to CANDY!??!?
December 13th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
When life gives you lemons squirt it in someones eyes and haul a$$
I called you boyfriend gay and he slapped me with HIS purse
December 7th, 2008 at 11:08 am
jealousy is a sickness get well soon!
December 4th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Grab everything in life you van get, especially good shoes!!! lol
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Love is like watching a movie over and over. I happens the same each and every time
November 30th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Be nice to your kids, they choose your retierment home
November 29th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
girls say its good boys say its fine but after 9 mounts they say its not mine
November 26th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Never question Chuck Norris.
November 20th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything but to bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.