Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
- Mark Twain
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
- George Carlin
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
- Robin Williams
A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on [...]
March 15th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Better to burp and taste it, then fart and waste it…..
March 15th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you critisize them , your a mile away, and you have thier shoes.
Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.
When I die, I want to go peacfully like my grandfather did, in his sleep-not screaming…like the passengers in his car.
March 15th, 2009 at 12:49 am
All those who proclaim that dog is man’s best friend, have evidently not played with a pu$$y!
March 9th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
whats mine is mine and whats yours is also mine
March 7th, 2009 at 9:08 am
It’s better to fart and feel the shame, then not to fart and feel the pain.
March 1st, 2009 at 6:02 pm
bob stole my cookie,
i killed bob,
i stuffed him with steak
and fed him to him to his dogs
February 28th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
WIERD!… what did one math book say 2 another?…….. ANS: I dunno ’bout you but I have a lot of problems!….. how dumb is that!? lol… lmao!
February 26th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
whoever said nothings impossible obviously never tried to nail jelly to a tree
February 19th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
being smart makes you look smarter only when you arent
February 9th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
What inspired me to have s*x with you was the crack that i was on.!
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:04 am
oppisets really do arract but sometimes to the wrong thing
January 20th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
if all else fails call in an airstrike
January 19th, 2009 at 1:43 am
lol
You are so stupid that you threw a rock at the ground and missed!
January 18th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
no one dies a virgin….. life screws us all
January 13th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Life’s a bi*ch and then you die…so f**k the world and lets get high!
January 9th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
haha funny stuff msn bahaha i like the ” dont hit kids! seriously they have guns now!” one haha awesome
January 5th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
“To do is to be”- Socrates
‘To be is to do”- Plato
“Do be do be do”- Frank Sinatara
January 4th, 2009 at 9:46 am
Don’t Like My Attitude? Try Calling 0-800-KISS-MY-A#S!
December 30th, 2008 at 11:56 am
i love the one that says When life hands you lemons, throw ‘em back and ask for chocolate! its so funny
December 29th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
i didnt say u did anything…i said u were getting the blame
blasting music trying to wake the neighbors … if i dnt answer its bc they called the cops
peace love and… SPONGEBOB!
O THERE U ARE PETER! -HOOK-
1. i am the bomb
2. i am the bomb
3. i am the bomb