Funny Quotes
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
- Mark Twain
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
- George Carlin
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
- Robin Williams
A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on [...]
July 20th, 2009 at 3:37 am
never hide under a car… you’ll get exhausted
July 15th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
When life gives you aides, make lemon aides – Sarah Silverman
July 15th, 2009 at 7:54 am
War is just an excuse to kill people for fun
July 13th, 2009 at 2:42 am
Hey you, yeah you, no not you, the other guy, yeah you right there do u like Tacos?
July 11th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Sometimes i go outside and realize i’m still inside
July 7th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
the reason we have stupid peaple r so we dont havt to go first
July 1st, 2009 at 9:24 am
When yu get ur feet stuck in the mud yu need a good friend to help yu out
June 27th, 2009 at 12:59 am
Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
June 26th, 2009 at 9:03 am
when life gives you lemons……you thow them down on the floor,stomp then demand the apple you reqested. >:)
broken hearts and sharderd dream another way to say “im screwed” XD
and my personal lines is:
i have a licences i swear officer, but my dog ate it :O
June 20th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Say this very fast: I am sofa king we Todd did.
June 19th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
darkness cannot drive away darkness only LIGHT can do that ,hate cannot drive away hate only LOVE can do that .
June 19th, 2009 at 1:04 am
i think that some of those are sick u sick people !! err
June 15th, 2009 at 11:10 am
today has been one hell of a week!
June 9th, 2009 at 8:19 am
Fat Chicks Are Like Mopeds…There Fun To Ride Until Your Friends See You Riding Them
June 5th, 2009 at 1:22 am
Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
June 5th, 2009 at 1:21 am
If you can read this, I’ve lost my boat.