Beauty draws us with a single hair.
by Alexander Pope
There’s many a man has more hair than wit.
by William Shakespeare
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
by Lily Tomlin
Gray hair is God’s graffiti.
Bill Crosby
Will you love me in December as you do in May,
Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?
When my hair has all turned gray,
Will you kiss me then and say,
That you love me in December as you do in May?”
by James Walker
The hair is the richest ornament of women.
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.
by Jay London
Gentlemen prefer blondes but marry brunettes.
Gray hair is a blessing – ask any bald man.
Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
- Sam Ewing
Long on hair, short on brains. (Proverb)
When it comes to spotting a blonde hair on a man’s coat, every wife has 20-20 vision.
My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood hair.
by Julia Roberts
Hair style is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself.
I have very short hair. It’s the only cute haircut I think I’ve ever had.
by Jamie Lee Curtis
It’s hard to have a bad hair day when you’re famous.
- Marion Jones