Hockey Quotes and Sayings

Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.
- Stephen Leacock

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
- Tiger Woods

Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded – accordion-style – back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
- Steve Rushin

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
- Gordie Howe

Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.
- Stephen Leacock

A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
- Wayne Gretzky

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
- Doug Larson

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
- John Leonard

A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can’t hit one another.
- Jimmy Cannon

PLANNING VS REACTING: How organized are you? Could your life be called a ballet or is it a hockey game (or a pin-ball machine)? However, even in a hockey game, good hockey player learn to skate to where the puck WILL BE.
- Anonymous

Hockey is a tough game. With all the talk and everything that’s going on right now, it frightens me a little bit that we are giving our players an excuse not to hit. I just hope that we don’t take that out of our game at the pro level.
- Bobby Orr

Certainly we’re not satisfied with just winning games. We’ve been playing some pretty good hockey, but we think we can play much better.
- François de la Rochefoucauld

Street hockey is great for kids.It’s energetic, competitive, and skilful.And best of all it keeps them off the street.
- Author Unknown

I don’t like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don’t like them crossing one another, and I kind of have them hidden in the corner. I put baby powder on the ends. I think it’s essentially a matter of taking care of what takes care of you.
- Wayne Gretzky

Basketball, hockey and track meets are action heaped upon action, climax upon climax, until the onlooker’s responses become deadened. Baseball is for the leisurely afternoons of summer and for the unchanging dreams.
- Roger Kahn

When I was shooting Drive Me Crazy, I wanted to go out with the rest of the cast and stay up late and play air hockey. I just wanted to have fun.
- Melissa Joan Hart

Hockey players have fire in their hearts and ice in their veins.
- Anonymous

In terms of soccer, it wasn’t really a thing that girls did. In England it more kind of Net Ball and Hockey and stuff like that in athletics. It’s to each their own, really.
- Parminder Nagra

Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records.
- Anonymous

High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating.
- Anonymous

Hockey is probably one of the most expensive sports. You have to have a place to play. You have to have the proper equipment. You have to have the transportation to get there.
- Mark Wahlberg

Hockey is the original extreme sport.
- Tom Ward

Playing hockey, there were a lot of guys bigger than me, so I knew I was going to get hit and have to deal with it. Gotta hit back.
- Mike Weir

I had a hockey puck and stick-the only ones in town. I definitely would have played hockey ahead of football, had it been available.
- Merlin Olsen

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky.
- Joe Sakic

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