A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
- Oscar Wilde
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
- Rose Macaulay
May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders.
- Anonymous
Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
- Anonymous
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
- Oscar Wilde
The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts.
- William Hazlitt
A slander is like a hornet; if you can’t kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it.
- H.W. Shaw
I am a poor man, but I would gladly give ten shillings to find out who sent me the insulting Christmas card I received this morning.
– George Grossmith
Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog.
– Harold Wilson
Never insult anyone by accident.
- Robert A. Heinlein
May your arse cheeks turn into bicycle wheels and backpedal up your arse!
- Anonymous
She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
- Oscar Levant
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
- Arab Proverb
Humans only use about 1/10 of their brain power. With you, it could be less.
- Anonymous
I can’t believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
- Steven Pearl
I’ve had a wonderful evening – but this wasn’t it.
- Groucho Marx
It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
- Rose Macaulay
Jelousy is a disease…GET WELL SOON!!~!!!
There shud be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
Now I don’t want to call you any names… but I sincerely hope that when you get home your mother runs out from underneath the porch and bites you in the a** !
do you remember that time on the train ?
when you stuck your head out the window and i stuck my ass out the window
and everyone thought we were twins !
I can’t believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
beauty if found in the heart
not in the eyes of some jeolos bitch
so when u say im ugly
ill laugh my cute laugh and say these simple words
dont hate me cuz u aint me…
oooooo
I can’t tell your face from your arse but you dont see me complaining
i heard you got caught sniffing bicycle seats at the elementary school today.
if i was as ugly as you are, i would shave my ass and walk backwards
tampons are like imports every pussy has one