Insulting Quotes and Sayings


A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
- Oscar Wilde

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
- Rose Macaulay

May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders.
- Anonymous

Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
- Anonymous

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
- Oscar Wilde

The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts.
- William Hazlitt

A slander is like a hornet; if you can’t kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it.
- H.W. Shaw

I am a poor man, but I would gladly give ten shillings to find out who sent me the insulting Christmas card I received this morning.
– George Grossmith

Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog.
– Harold Wilson

Never insult anyone by accident.
- Robert A. Heinlein

May your arse cheeks turn into bicycle wheels and backpedal up your arse!
- Anonymous

She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
- Oscar Levant

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
- Arab Proverb

Humans only use about 1/10 of their brain power. With you, it could be less.
- Anonymous

I can’t believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
- Steven Pearl

I’ve had a wonderful evening - but this wasn’t it.
- Groucho Marx

It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
- Rose Macaulay

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29 Responses to “Insulting Quotes and Sayings”

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  1. 29
    blah Says:

    girl: do i have idiot written on my forhead??
    guy: no but it looks like its tatooed on there..

  2. 28
    me Says:

    flying is simple you just throw yourself at the ground and miss

  3. 27
    aymz @~> Says:

    my ex-boyfriend : how do u feel about me?
    my reply: words can not desrcibe how i feel about u. Its between blaaaaahh or hahahhahahaha

  4. 26
    aymz @~> Says:

    ” at least when I come back from the bakery they talk about my buns not my rolls.”

  5. 25
    unknown Says:

    ur so ugly yur mama puts a photo of u on the refrigerator to keep the flies away

  6. 24
    Anonymous Says:

    i just found out animals don’t always have a brain, that means you could be a human.

  7. 23
    Anonymous Says:

    Any man can hold a girls hand, it takes a real man to hold her legs.

  8. 22
    in ur face Says:

    your mommas so fat that she can make a monster truck look like a lowrider

  9. 21
    in ur face Says:

    your mommas so fat that when i was playing outside in the snow a frosty the fat snowman came up to me. then i realized it was your mom with frost bite.

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