A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
- Oscar Wilde
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
- Rose Macaulay
May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders.
- Anonymous
Too slow to keep worms in a [...]
December 27th, 2008 at 11:05 am
o remember the good ol’ days. when people used to ask me if i was a model and then look at you, then run away laughing.
December 27th, 2008 at 11:02 am
hey dalton if u think im ugly look again. there is a mirror infront of u
December 17th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Don’t Think Of Yourself As Ugly…just think of a beautiful gorilla. I <3 Corey Ferrier x3 ☼♫↕■◄ ▐ æ°°→~→→ xP N e one heard of whyville? i gots an account xD
December 14th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
If i were to hurt you I’d slit your nose slice out your eyes and…..(and my mouth and ears i get the point…..) ………No……I would leave your ears…….so you can hear the horride screams of children and Grown adults mumuring What is that? through out your mind for the rest of your life……
November 25th, 2008 at 6:28 am
is that your face or did your pants fall down?
November 12th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
It’s a good thing your mirror doesn’t talk, but it’s a great thing that it doesn’t laugh.
Take that Amy >:}
November 12th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Your MOMMA’s so Fat she got on a cale and it said ONE AT A TIME PLEASE. BahahahxD
November 8th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
“The beatings will continue until the moral improves!!”
– USMC Drill Intructor -Parris Island, S.C.
October 16th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
YOU SHOULD LEARN FRM YOUR PARENTS MISTAKES…………. TRY USIN BIRTH CONTROL…. SURE I’D LOVE TO HELP YOU OUT, NOW ERMMM WHICH WAY DID U COME IN…………. THING IS WHY DONT YOU SLIP INTO SOMTHING MORE COMFATABLE… LIKE A COMA………. MAN: “I KNOW HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN”.. WOMAN: “WELL PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE”…..MAN:” SAY HAVENT WE MET BEFORE”..??? WOMAN” YES IM THE HEAD NURSE AT THE VD CLINIC”… IF I THROW A STICK.. WILL YOU PROMISE TO LEAVE
October 16th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
SORRY BUT I DONT THINK IM YOR TYPE………… IM NOT INFLATABLE……..
October 15th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Jelousy is a disease…GET WELL SOON!!~!!!
October 9th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
There shud be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
June 5th, 2008 at 1:43 am
Now I don’t want to call you any names… but I sincerely hope that when you get home your mother runs out from underneath the porch and bites you in the a** !
May 28th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
do you remember that time on the train ?
when you stuck your head out the window and i stuck my ass out the window
and everyone thought we were twins !
May 28th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
I can’t believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
May 14th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
beauty if found in the heart
not in the eyes of some jeolos bitch
so when u say im ugly
ill laugh my cute laugh and say these simple words
dont hate me cuz u aint me…
oooooo
May 1st, 2008 at 4:32 am
I can’t tell your face from your arse but you dont see me complaining
April 8th, 2008 at 1:31 am
i heard you got caught sniffing bicycle seats at the elementary school today.
April 8th, 2008 at 1:29 am
if i was as ugly as you are, i would shave my ass and walk backwards
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:54 pm
tampons are like imports every pussy has one