Insulting Quotes and Sayings
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
- Oscar Wilde
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
- Rose Macaulay
May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders.
- Anonymous
Too slow to keep worms in a [...]
July 19th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
i tried seeing things from your point of view….
but i couldn’t sick my head that far up my a***
June 25th, 2009 at 7:17 am
girl: do i have idiot written on my forhead??
guy: no but it looks like its tatooed on there..
May 24th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
flying is simple you just throw yourself at the ground and miss
May 16th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
my ex-boyfriend : how do u feel about me?
my reply: words can not desrcibe how i feel about u. Its between blaaaaahh or hahahhahahaha
May 16th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
” at least when I come back from the bakery they talk about my buns not my rolls.”
May 11th, 2009 at 10:44 am
ur so ugly yur mama puts a photo of u on the refrigerator to keep the flies away
May 1st, 2009 at 9:44 pm
i just found out animals don’t always have a brain, that means you could be a human.
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:32 am
Any man can hold a girls hand, it takes a real man to hold her legs.
December 27th, 2008 at 11:14 am
your mommas so fat that she can make a monster truck look like a lowrider
December 27th, 2008 at 11:11 am
your mommas so fat that when i was playing outside in the snow a frosty the fat snowman came up to me. then i realized it was your mom with frost bite.