FUNNY SAYINGS and QUOTES

Laugh often, Dream big, Reach for the stars!

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.

Remember, men need laughter sometimes more than food.
- Anna Fellows Johnston

Nobody ever died of laughter.
- Max Beerbohm

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit.

She laughs at my dreams, but I dream about her laughter.

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.

Laughter is the way to true love.

A man isn’t poor if he can still laugh.

Laughter is by definition healthy.
- Doris Lessing

Laughter means sympathy.

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
- Abraham Lincoln

Laughter is the corrective force which prevents us from becoming cranks.
- Henri Bergson

Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.

Carry laughter with you wherever you go.
- Hugh Sidey

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
- Voltaire

Laughter is part of the human survival kit.

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.

Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.

Laughter on one’s lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
- Hugh Sidey

Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Laughter is a medicine with no side effects.

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.
- Josh Billings

Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
- Mort Walker

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
- Victor Borge

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
- Kurt Vonnegut

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