Dog Sayings
A barking dog never bites.
Barking up the wrong tree.
Dog in a manger.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
Dogs are miracles with paws.
Man is a dog’s idea of what God should be.
The dog is the only animal that has seen his god.
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet.
We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment.
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window!
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog and ready money.
They say the dog is man’s best friend. I don’t believe that. How many of your friends have you neutered?
I went to an exclusive kennel club. It was very exclusive. There was a sign out front: No Dogs Allowed.
He that lieth down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
I have a great dog. She’s half Lab, half pit bull. A good combination. Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she’ll bring it back to me.
Don’t make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they’ll treat you like dogs.
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.
When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.
I like driving around with my two dogs, especially on the freeways. I make them wear little hats so I can use the car-pool lanes.
Man is a dog’s ideal of what God should be.
Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.
A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
If dogs could talk, perhaps we’d find it just as hard to get along with them as we do people.
The more I see of men the more I like dogs.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, he will make a fool of himself too.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend, The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of the country as Wall Street and the railroads.
A boy’s best friend is his dog.
A man’s best friend is his dog.
A house is not a home without a dog.
Dogs are really people with short legs in fur coats.
Dogs are people too.
Be tuff ! The dog days of summer can be wuff.
Family and friends welcome. Fleas are not.
Friends Fur-ever.
Husband and dog missing … 25 cents reward for dog.
Wife and dog missing … 25 cents reward for dog.
If you want the best seat in the house … move the dog.
Life is just one table scrap after another.
My dog’s not spoiled … I’m just well trained.
Recycle bones here.
Beware of attack puppy.
A spoiled rotten dog lives here.
In a perfect world, every dog would have a home and every home would have a dog.
Maybe you’ve been looking for love in all the wrong places. A dog will treat you better than anyone you’ll meet at happy hour. Trust me. I’ve been to happy hour.
A dog will quickly turn you into a fool, but who cares? Better your dog than your boss. I’m a fool for my dog and proud of it.
Dogs are better than children. Even my friends with children say that. As a dog friend of mine likes to say, children are for people who can’t have dogs.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Tail wagging the dog.
You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.