On the 1st day GOD created the Forward.
On the 2nd day GOD created Rugby to give the Forward something to do.
On the 3rd day GOD created Salty Wenches to keep the Forwards company.
On the 4th day GOD created Backs to keep the Forwards humble.
On the 5th day GOD created Opposition to prevent civil war.
On the 6th day GOD watched and saw that it was good.
On the 7th day GOD created beer to keep the Forwards from taking over the world.
if rugby were easy theyd call it football
its like explaining $ex to a v!rgin
15 positions, 80 minutes, no protection, wanna ruck?
sticks and stones may break my bones but rugby does it better
ruck me mommy, make me scrum
On the 1st day GOD created the Forward.
On the 2nd day GOD created Rugby to give the Forward something to do.
On the 3rd day GOD created Salty Wenches to keep the Forwards company.
On the 4th day GOD created Backs to keep the Forwards humble.
On the 5th day GOD created Opposition to prevent civil war.
On the 6th day GOD watched and saw that it was good.
On the 7th day GOD created beer to keep the Forwards from taking over the world.
if rugby were easy theyd call it football
its like explaining $ex to a v!rgin
15 positions, 80 minutes, no protection, wanna ruck?
sticks and stones may break my bones but rugby does it better
ruck me mommy, make me scrum
Football is a game played by men running around pretending to be hurt whilst rugby is a game played by men runing around pretending not to be.
Blood, booze, and rugby… opps forgot to add that we no 15 positions and go for 80 mins