Witty Sayings and Quotes
Witty means entertainingly and strikingly clever or original in concept, design, or performance . So enjoy our collection of Witty Quotes
A critic is a legless man who teaches running.
- Channing Pollock
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
– Mae West
His mouth is a no-go area. It’s like kissing the Berlin Wall
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June 3rd, 2008 at 12:50 pm
If you do things the right way, no one will notice that you’ve done anything at all
May 31st, 2008 at 2:44 am
i love them but the best to use when you can’t remeber thses is the classic
your face lol
May 29th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Vidi, Vici, Veni (I saw, I conquered, I came) =P
May 25th, 2008 at 9:46 am
My metaphors are like herpes but harder to catch.
May 14th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
please show the movi clip art
May 10th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Person 1: What’s your name?
Person 2:
Person 1: That’s an unusual name; you don’t hear that one every day.
Person 2: Actually, yes I do.
May 9th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
April 25th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
wow. these are really really good thanx for the quotes.=)
April 17th, 2008 at 4:00 am
Here’s my personal fave…
“I suppose I’d be Apathetic, if I gave a Sh*t!”
April 10th, 2008 at 2:18 am
He has such a big mouth he can sing a duet by himself
April 5th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
March 29th, 2008 at 4:33 am
If loveis never having to say your sorry, then noboady has ever really loved.
March 23rd, 2008 at 5:48 pm
oh oh i’ve got one too!!
c…hmm….aha………. oh i give up!!
March 21st, 2008 at 5:18 pm
she is so hazardous to herself
but then again she only hurts herself when she tries to think
March 21st, 2008 at 10:14 am
these are surprizingly good ive got one to add oh n btw im so totally stealing those good ones
im confused………………………no wait maybe im not
if you love him let him go if he doesn’t comes back he’s with me
behind every great girl is a guy checking her out
blondes do it better but brunnetes win in the end
he may be fat but a least he’s not as ugly as you and hey he can diet what can you do?-(ALL TIME FAVE)
January 28th, 2008 at 5:27 am
I DON’T POLLUTE!!!
I PROMOTE!!!
January 26th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Well done. I will steal a few of these!
January 23rd, 2008 at 1:39 pm
WTF’s up with Dan? lol
And, brilliant stuff !! Amazing quotes, which are going to be re-used by me from now on
January 19th, 2008 at 3:50 am
your dad said you r a good girl but i know your a mole
January 9th, 2008 at 6:45 am
wow those are preety good