Witty Sayings and Quotes
Witty means entertainingly and strikingly clever or original in concept, design, or performance . So enjoy our collection of Witty Quotes
A critic is a legless man who teaches running.
- Channing Pollock
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
– Mae West
His mouth is a no-go area. It’s like kissing the Berlin Wall
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July 18th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
If god give you lemons, then find a new god, i mean come on why would you want freaking lemons?
June 18th, 2009 at 7:27 am
you have tht right to remain silent. anything you say can and will be misquoted and used against you.”
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May 29th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
one b00b at hand is worth two in the bra .
May 13th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Here\’s a witty saying for a vegetarian:
\" I\’m a vegetarian so I don\’t need your bull \"
April 25th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
boy who stupid when young stupid when older
February 6th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
A form asked me, Religion? and I put ‘none’ and then asked me, Place of worship? and I put ‘Ewood Park’
December 23rd, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Commenting is for lozerz…oh wait
December 20th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
learn to listen then listen and learn
December 3rd, 2008 at 7:54 am
Drew PEEples once said:
“It just tasted like warm Coke – I didn’t know I was drinking piss.”
p.s his mom is hot
December 1st, 2008 at 11:14 pm
if barbie is so popular, why do u have to buy her friends?
November 28th, 2008 at 11:10 am
I’ll love you forever
I’ll like you for always
As long as I’m living
My baby you’ll be<3
My favorite saying by my favorite person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 8th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Do you want hell frozen over before we get there? Yes, so we can go ice-skating.
November 7th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
if life gives you lemons throw them back and shout i wanted candy
October 12th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
roses are red
violets are blue
i have clamydia
and now so do you!
September 18th, 2008 at 4:13 am
…this have a very nice sayings!!!
just keep on,god bless…
whoOoOo,i lurv it!!!
June 15th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
wise man once said the bigger the d**k the bigger the brains
then i must be the cleverest person in the world